[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Does anyone know if the rapture happened last Wednesday?

I saw several garbage trucks abandoned in the street with their engines running several months ago. I thought perhaps the nigra rapture had taken place. If photographic evidence is any indication, there will be a great deal of unrefined cotton lining Heaven, though I'm not sure why. So it would make sense if God called up the jigs to get the place ready for us, before He realized His mistake and flung them into Hell.

As it turns out, they were around the corner cleaning up after some sort of "downtown getdown".

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Does anyone know if the rapture happened last Wednesday?

There is no Rapture! You fools must join the Cult of Hell Demons! Join before Satan chars you black!!!!

I wish trolls would read the Bible. I'm praying for this one.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Does anyone know if the rapture happened last Wednesday?

Good news! The wife made it home yesterday. Although she was missing for six days, it was far short of her record of three weeks. We have learned from experience not to inquire about her absent time. I'm just going to assume she was deeply involved in Bible study and time got away from her. In the past we would ask what transpired in her absence and she would become highly agitated and go, as we call it, Matthew 21:12 on us, running wild throughout the house tipping over tables and other furniture like Jesus did with the money changers.

Oh, and by the way Brother Lowman, you are correct that there were three more "glory hole" dvd's that I had to account for. I really should have remembered the set of four "glory hole" dvd's, as it was a birthday gift from my eleven year old precious daughter a few years ago. At one time I had several demons of homosexuality dwelling in me (possibly a legion of them!) and I suspect there was still one limp wristed gay demon in there somewhere, but now I am pretty sure they are all gone, but to test it out, I will be spending the weekend at the Y.M.C.A. just too be positive! Praise Jesus!!!!

[The Flowerpot]

Re: Does anyone know if the rapture happened last Wednesday?

Be greatful you only indulged in gay pornography, and your slip stopped there. It would have been so sad had you wasted your seed on another Male. Or... did you ejaculate? Although it is still a tragic waste of seed, I still feel more comfortable knowing a Man spilled it upon himself rather than defiling another Man with it.

I'm glad your wife is safe and sound! Extended bible study... I do hope she was telling the truth.
I question though, would women be raptured? I suppose so, since it raises the physical body and does not require a soul. I'm so confused as to the whole rapture thing though. The scripture I have read thus far seems vague and contradictory on the matter and I would appreciate some guidance!