[Bob4God]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Lumpy, how out of context can you take something?! Yes, the Bible does refer to a man's unmentionable dangly parts as "stones," but the innocent Justina was not speaking of THOSE stones!

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Depends on the man.

You stay out of it, Unsaved Vermin.

I have some nice large man's stones. I use them on those damned Redskin Injuns that keep standing outside the Civic Center. It takes a LOT of large stones to bring down just one of those bastards.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Lumpy, how out of context can you take something?! Yes, the Bible does refer to a man's unmentionable dangly parts as "stones," but the innocent Justina was not speaking of THOSE stones!

And why do you assume that I was?

Not all men have the same size hands, nor the same arm strength. Stronger men with bigger hands would probably prefer larger, heavier stones than men with smaller hands or less arm strength.

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Then they will have to get their own buckets and fill them.
What we were talking about was man stones that could FELL a man! One a WOMAN can throw, hit a big fellow, and still knock him unconscious. At least every couple of weeks a few of us ladies get together and go to the river on a stone-gathering spree. We pack a picnic and make a day of it. Compare notes on the men's stones, discuss the proper technique, things like that.

Mother Glynndie, I have complete 3 buckets now for our own personal use, but I have made 24 more to sell at our next bake sale! GLORY!! Now if we can get SUV to make some of her scrumptious dung cakes to fill them with, we will be all set!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Mother Glynndie, I have complete 3 buckets now for our own personal use, but I have made 24 more to sell at our next bake sale! GLORY!! Now if we can get SUV to make some of her scrumptious dung cakes to fill them with, we will be all set!

Sister Rebecca, does she bake them over real human dung, as commanded in Ezekiel 4:9-12?

Passage Ezekiel 4:9-12

9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.

11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.

12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

Yum!! I bet they taste perfectly GODLY!

[SUV]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

if we can get SUV to make some of her scrumptious dung cakes to fill them with, we will be all set!

Could you "tell by the smell"? They're nearly done!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Could you "tell by the smell"? They're nearly done!

[SUV]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Reverend, how do you prefer yours? 'Locust topping' is a real Snap, Crackle & Pop!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Reverend, how do you prefer yours? 'Locust topping' is a real Snap, Crackle & Pop!

Sister, that sounds like a crispy taste treat!

I'll rely upon your excellent taste . . . surprise me!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Ladies,

I have been working fast and furious these past days and I don't know just how you gals will feel about this.

A recent incident has caused me to rethink my mode of carrying stones.

My hands became quite calloused from the handle, which resulted in my day to day work for Jesus to be compromised.

I did explain further on the Stoning thread, but I have whipped up a few tote bags to show you what I mean.

Here are samples of the bags:




Now I know they are a little "out there", but they are practical and functional, while also being a fashion staple.

I can make them in cotton, linen or calico and any logo or slogan required can be applied with ease.

Feedback as soon as possible would be great.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Will those totebags handle sharp stones? I know some people really like their stones sharp.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Will those totebags handle sharp stones? I know some people really like their stones sharp.

Indeed they will and do Brother Billy Bob Jenkins!

I tried them out the other day when carrying razor-sharp stones back from the beach.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

Indeed they will and do Brother Billy Bob Jenkins!

I tried them out the other day when carrying razor-sharp stones back from the beach.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

When can I order some?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

When can I order some?

Right now!

I can whip them up in a jiffy!

Any particular verse or scripture you may want on them?

For the Gents I can do cammo print if you like too.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Younghotgirl]

Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

wow. I would love a bag.

Right now, I find that carrying stones is too heavy for my young arms and I am not always able to summon a true christian man to assist.

It never hurts to be prepared for the coming apocolypse when the pirates and heathens try to take over!