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  • #16
    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    I followed Jenny D's advice and avoided googling man's basket, but I did come across a clever idea and a bit of a play on words too...
    NOW we're talking!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

      So you're disregarding John 8:7b:

      "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"!
      ACTS 5:29
      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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      • #18
        Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

        I'm really not sure about "making things" Mama Glendie. I always leave that kind of thing to the good menfolk.
        Isn't that why Jesus gave us Chanel and Burberry?

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        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
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        • #19
          Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

          Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
          Gosh, sister! That way we GODLY Bible-believing ladies would have our stones at our fingertips, for all the homers and hussies hanging out on the streetcorners after the service is over!
          A most excelent idea, Sister! In fact, we could warm up our throwing arms by tossing zingers at anyone who walks in late to Church.

          Except for Mrs Betty Bowers, who of course is always Fashionably Late

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          • #20
            Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            I followed Jenny D's advice and avoided googling man's basket, but I did come across a clever idea and a bit of a play on words too...
            Mother Glynndie, you have the most wonderful basket! Why, I just want to reach inside and see what delightful surprises are in store!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #21
              Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Just don't get too carried away ladies. Remember, us guys don't want to carry around pink buckets, and PLEASE don't glue tiny seashells all over the place. I remember that seashell Bible cover that Mother G made for me last year on my birthday. I sliced my hands up something awful on that thing.

              Maybe you could work on a more Manly, Masculine design for us Men. Camouflage? Red, White and Blue? Christ experiencing His temporary death? Just for example.
              Christ experiencing His temporary death while wearing a red, white, and blue camo loincloth?
              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
              So you're disregarding John 8:7b:

              "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"!
              Can you tell us what Jesus says about those who have bathed in His Blood and been born again in Him?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #22
                Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Can you tell us what Jesus says about those who have bathed in His Blood and been born again in Him?
                Their sin is taken away, and temptations can no longer affect them unless they give in.

                BTW, your claim that Christians are incapable of sin is the mortal sin of presumption. Repent, or you'll be spending eternity having to listen to Mr. GC in hell.
                ACTS 5:29
                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • #23
                  Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  Their sin is taken away, and temptations can no longer affect them unless they give in.

                  BTW, your claim that Christians are incapable of sin is the mortal sin of presumption. Repent, or you'll be spending eternity having to listen to Mr. GC in hell.
                  Could you give us chapter and verse on this "mortal sin of presumption"?

                  Also, could you give us chapter and verse on some sins being "mortal sins" while others are somehow acceptable?

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                  • #24
                    Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    So you're disregarding John 8:7b:

                    "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"!
                    No I'm not.
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                    • #25
                      Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      So you're disregarding John 8:7b:

                      "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"!
                      Jesus doesn't say that nobody should cast stones.
                      He says that he who is without sin may cast stones.

                      And if you weren't a papist bastard you would know that he who abides in Jesus Christ is made sinfree (as 1 John 3:5-9 says).

                      Thus, Jesus expects True Christians™ to cast stones. Glory!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #26
                        Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Jesus doesn't say that nobody should cast stones.
                        He says that he who is without sin may cast stones.

                        And if you weren't a papist bastard you would know that he who abides in Jesus Christ is made sinfree (as 1 John 3:5-9 says).

                        Thus, Jesus expects True Christians™ to cast stones. Glory!
                        Read the verse again...It says "the one who has NEVER SINNED".

                        If it just says "the ones without sin now," why do you think the Pharisees walked away? Hey! I just got a new idea! From now on I'm calling you Pharisees 2.0!
                        ACTS 5:29
                        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                        • #27
                          Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          Read the verse again...It says "the one who has NEVER SINNED".
                          Really?

                          John 8:7 (KJV): So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

                          I'll humor you and quote your satanically corrupted NIV (and may Jesus forgive me for doing so, even to rebuke an unsaved Romanist):

                          John 8:7 (NIV): When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.”

                          Now, as you were saying?

                          If it just says "the ones without sin now," why do you think the Pharisees walked away?
                          They had rejected Jesus and were therefore still in their sins.

                          Hey! I just got a new idea! From now on I'm calling you Pharisees 2.0!
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                          • #28
                            Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                            Their sin is taken away, and temptations can no longer affect them unless they give in.

                            BTW, your claim that Christians are incapable of sin is the mortal sin of presumption. Repent, or you'll be spending eternity having to listen to Mr. GC in hell.
                            Funny, I can't seem to find this "mortal sin of presumption" anywhere in God's Word. What I can find, however, is the unforgivable sin of blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, which sounds a lot like your claim that the Holy Spirit is incapable of preventing Christians from sinning. Enjoy Hell.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                              It has just occurred to me: Wouldn't these buckets have to be quite large in order to adequately hold a man's stones?
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                              1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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                              • #30
                                Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket

                                Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                                It has just occurred to me: Wouldn't these buckets have to be quite large in order to adequately hold a man's stones?

                                Depends on the man.
                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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