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  • Beginning Of Wisdom
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2013
    • 45
    #1

    Sorry for the long absence

    I have been trying (successfully finally) to get my woman to submit to me as her superior.

    I'm sure some of you brothers have had similar difficulties? Why is the spirit of a woman set so harshly against the Lord that it sometimes leads to physical discipline being necessary?

    Shouldn't a harsh word be enough, let alone the commandment of the Lord?

    Ephesians 5:22-33
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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063
      #2
      Re: Sorry for the long absence

      Originally posted by Beginning Of Wisdom View Post
      I have been trying (successfully finally) to get my woman to submit to me as her superior.

      I'm sure some of you brothers have had similar difficulties? Why is the spirit of a woman set so harshly against the Lord that it sometimes leads to physical discipline being necessary?

      Shouldn't a harsh word be enough, let alone the commandment of the Lord?

      Ephesians 5:22-33
      That is good to hear. A woman who is not aware of her natural place is prone to lesbiopathic behviour.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Sorry for the long absence

          Originally posted by Beginning Of Wisdom View Post
          I have been trying (successfully finally) to get my woman to submit to me as her superior.
          Good for you! She'll thank you for it one day when she realizes her friends and family from her feminist circles are all roasting in the very Lake of Fire for all eternity! She'll enjoy the opportunity to laugh a joyful laugh (***), rather than grind her pretty little teeth (***).



          Originally posted by Beginning Of Wisdom View Post
          Why is the spirit of a woman set so harshly against the Lord that it sometimes leads to physical discipline being necessary?

          Shouldn't a harsh word be enough, let alone the commandment of the Lord?

          Ephesians 5:22-33
          It's a logical assumption, friend, but alas, we women are not always such logical creatures.



          We're prone to emotional thinking, desiring the shiny baubles that dangle in front of us, baubles that we know are not good for us, but entice our flesh nevertheless (Genesis 3:6). Throw in a monthly time of mental chaos and emotional overload, and, well, there's a reason the LORD gave woman the impulse to be obedient to her husband even as she struggles with sin (Genesis 3:16). It's a testament to how much the LORD loves us that He even bothered with us at all (1 Timothy 2:15)!





          I LOVE YOU JESUS!
          I'M SORRY I KILLED YOU!!!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Beginning Of Wisdom
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2013
              • 45
              #4
              Re: Sorry for the long absence

              What really burns me like the flesh of Catholics enjoying their eternal punishment is this,Sister.

              Just where do these phoney Christian women get off cutting their hair and *AND* disagreeing with their men ..IN PUBLICK!

              My wife is given ample opportunity on her birthday to sass back at me one time with her womanly opinions. The other 364 days she knows how to please the Lord by knowing that I am her head even as Christ is my head.

              These librul women don't even follow that and they expect that they'll be saved in the end times? Imagine the look on their silly faces when the million degree flames of hell start touching their bodies upon their arrival in hell.

              I'm willing to bet Oh Sister that at that time they will have wished that they were a godly wise woman such as yourself, obeying her husband and adorning herself humbly!

              I have yet to earn my stripes before I attend my first service at Landover and meet the minimum dollar value tithing thresshold but when I do I'll bet that the godly women folk at Landover will fawn over me like the man of God that I will become.

              Knowing your place is the beginning of wisdom. It's just another way of saying "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom". It's about knowing your place and that is 3 places. The grocery store, church and in the kitchen.

              I praise the Lord for your submission.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22380
                  #5
                  Re: Sorry for the long absence

                  Originally posted by Beginning Of Wisdom View Post
                  I'm sure some of you brothers have had similar difficulties? Why is the spirit of a woman set so harshly against the Lord that it sometimes leads to physical discipline being necessary?
                  Because all women are stupid. It takes some time before they realize obeying your every command, as Ephesians 5:22-33 clearly demands, is their only option.

                  And it doesn't stop there. Even if they learned this, they tend to slack of after a while. Again this is caused by all women being stupid. So keeping a women in line is a life long challenge.

                  I am glad women don't go to Heaven so I will finally be rid of them once Jesus kills me.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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