[SayvedByTheLord]

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Reverend,

I thought Mitt Romney was a polygamist and Rush was a dope addict

Now I am confused.

Is that so?
Why is it that whenever one of you God-hating False Christians sees people who actually follow ALL of God's Word -- even the inconvenient bits, like stoning adulterers like Mitt Romney and Rush Limbaugh -- you claim that it must all be "a joke"?

[JennyD]

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You got it, Phalse Profit. It's all a gag.

Thousands of members, and hundreds of thousands of posts over a number of years, all to trick little old you into thinking about Jesus instead of playing with your tallywhacker while looking at X-Tube or YouPorn.

Did it work? Are you now getting to know who Jesus really is, or are you instead listening to Jacqueline the Hippie spout off about her hippie love god (Satan in disguise)?

[PhalseProfet (Quarantined)]

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I abase myself in the fires of hell. Only the demons within this world can show true salvation. There are some crimes that can always be absolved, such as baby killing and sheep worrying.

I reject all the teaching of this fourm with all the power that satan has granted me to get away with said crimes.

Habeas Corpus.

[PhalseProfet (Quarantined)]

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...and another thing. Jesus was a black man. The sooner you admit it, the sooner you will be welcomed through the ringpiece of the camel into all the glory that is inside.

[Get Thee Hence!]

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Stoke up the coals dear Jesus, we've got another one for you.

[PhalseProfet (Quarantined)]

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Heating bills are murderous. Where can I buy this holy coal?

[Get Thee Hence!]

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Heating bills are murderous. Where can I buy this holy coal?

No need to buy it sinner. You'll have an eternity with it slowly burning inside your poopshoot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Heating bills are murderous. Where can I buy this holy coal?

There's going to be plenty of it down in the lake of fire, don't worry.

Jesus is going to kill you any day now, and you'll find out, nancyboy.

[PhalseProfet (Quarantined)]

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Hooded robes and foxy women are better than woolen tunics and beardy hippies; the dark brother's servants are more well adjusted human beings and we were brought up right in our cultish communes. We were taught, nay encouraged, to drink and smoke from an early age, and immerse ourselves in modern culture.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You're a loony.

[VictoryOS]

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Hooded robes and foxy women are better than woolen tunics and beardy hippies; the dark brother's servants are more well adjusted human beings and we were brought up right in our cultish communes.

Friend, if you really think that's what Hell contains then you've been lied to. You probably got the idea from Hellyweird, didn't you?

[PhalseProfet (Quarantined)]

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You're up late. Watching porn?

[VictoryOS]

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You're up late. Watching porn?

Me? What unGodly time zone are you in? It's 8:30 am here bub.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You're up late. Watching porn?

I suppose you are a kind of porn, aren't you.

I am here to praise Jesus. Why are you here Mr. crazyman?

[PhalseProfet (Quarantined)]

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I want more funny. Just not saying the right things to tease it out of your god-fearing-selves.