[Brother Enoch]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

I abase myself in the fires of hell. Only the demons within this world can show true salvation. There are some crimes that can always be absolved, such as baby killing and sheep worrying.

I reject all the teaching of this fourm with all the power that satan has granted me to get away with said crimes.

Habeas Corpus.

Ah, to be 14 again...

[JennyD]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

I want more funny. Just not saying the right things to tease it out of your god-fearing-selves.

We're here to show others the Glory of Jesus and His Love, not to provide entertainment.

Try Comedy Central if you want "LULZ"!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

No! If you read it properly he said that God will have a big belly laugh.

Which means he will have a big laugh that comes from deep inside the belly region its caused by seeing something really funny and you can't stop laughing.

Yes, like PhalseProfet bobbing up and down in the lake of fire for eternity.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

Stop deleting my posts!

Then posting pornography to this forum sinner. This is a church forum and that kind of behavior is utterly unacceptable.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

God will have a big belly laugh for all eternity at your expense:

Prov. 1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

Stop deleting my posts!

You have it wrong PhalsePhallis, I ate your posts so as God could have a powernap. Even He grows weary with having to deal with unsaved scum such as yourself.

Excuse me, I've got a belly ache .

[PhalseProfet]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

Stop deleting my posts!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

Are you calling God fat?

No! If you read it properly he said that God will have a big belly laugh.

Which means he will have a big laugh that comes from deep inside the belly region its caused by seeing something really funny and you can't stop laughing.

[VictoryOS]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

Are you calling God fat?

Wow, you really do need "the funny", don't you?

[PhalseProfet]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

God will have a big belly laugh for all eternity at your expense:

Are you calling God fat?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

I want more funny. Just not saying the right things to tease it out of your god-fearing-selves.

God will have a big belly laugh for all eternity at your expense:

Prov. 1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

I want more funny. Just not saying the right things to tease it out of your god-fearing-selves.

There is nothing funny about God Almighty, Mr. Mocker. Go look for your cheap laughs elsewhere.

[PhalseProfet]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

I want more funny. Just not saying the right things to tease it out of your god-fearing-selves.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

You're up late. Watching porn?

I suppose you are a kind of porn, aren't you.

I am here to praise Jesus. Why are you here Mr. crazyman?

[VictoryOS]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

You're up late. Watching porn?

Me? What unGodly time zone are you in? It's 8:30 am here bub.

[PhalseProfet]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

You're up late. Watching porn?