[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

LOL, Hilarious how you guys try to translate a Flemish dialect. Here's the translation for those who want to know what really has been said:

K'huure nie veul, ester een probleme? Ge zijt er toch nie mee an't rammelen hin?
I do'nt hear Much from you, is there a problem?? You aren't fooling me around, ain' you??

K'gon binnekeurt nor Belgie (of moe'k Belhië zahhen? old ) veur de Gentschefieste, kumme nie afspreke? K'zen nogal een hieteboelie, en kem "hee veel volk in de stoasse" old , dus dagge't al wet, ma stroppeke. Oas een èwe schure in brande schiet, es 't er gien blusche nie mier an.
Soon I will come to Belgium (or do I have to say Belhium?) to go to the Festivities of Ghent, can't we meet? I'm pretty hot and I'm "Horny". If an old barn catches fire it's impossible to put it out.

Me kunne nen dreupel goan drinke in De Dulle Griet op de Vrijdagmarkte, es da goe? Tes a vrie wijs café.
We can catch a drink in "De Dulle Griet" (a café) on the "Vrijdagsmarkt" (a square in Ghent), Is that OK for you?? It's a great café.

Es da goe me poezewoefke?
Is that allright my darling?

A wuvveken,
Your women

Kuskes!
Kisses

Zuster Sue

Didn't you get a letter?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Thanks you for explaining Sister Sue. I thought it was Klingon or something, very guttural and primitive.

Bless you, Sister M&Ms and Brother Bathfire! Once again, I can explain!

JESUS came to me last night and told me if I spoke to Snottyduck in his native "language" it would be good for our Christian Marriage. Just ask Him if you don't Believe me!!!

[snottyduck]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Didn't you get a letter?

letter?? You mean by post?? How would you know my address, I never gave it here.

[snottyduck]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Ahh, you probably looked up my address by means of a whois service. So you have my address, big deal. You trying to scare me, Pastor??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Ahh, you probably looked up my address by means of a whois service. So you have my address, big deal. You trying to scare me, Pastor??

The only one you have to fear is Jesus. Through Him all things are possible. In His Grace you could find Salvation©, but since you instead choose to spit in His loving face....You should be very, very afraid.

You see God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. Glory!!

Matthew 13:41-42
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

I'm pretty hot and I'm "Horny".

That is disgusting, you sick freak! No-one wants to hear about your unspeakable gas-masked proclivities in the first place, but do you really need to type in red to draw attention to your shameless sins? This proves once and for all that you truly are a goth, no matter how much you may try to deny it!

Ahh, you probably looked up my address by means of a whois service.

The Department of Faith doesn't need any whois service to know who you is. We know that you is a wad of Unsaved Belgican trash who is headed directly for the Lake of Fire unless you repent and stop messing Sister Sue around quicksharp, boy!

[SUV]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Originally Posted by snottyduck
I'm pretty hot and I'm "Horny".



Did he really say that to ME?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

... stop messing Sister Sue around quicksharp, boy!

As I recall, this whole "romance," "wedding," and "marriage" between SUV and Uncle Goose is all in her head to begin with.

[SUV]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

As I recall, this whole "romance," "wedding," and "marriage" between SUV and Uncle Goose is all in her head to begin with.

How could you be so mean when I was in on your new title?

After all, it was I who corrected Pastor regarding you not being a "warm bucket of spit" but an absolute tidal wave

[snottyduck]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

That is disgusting, you sick freak! No-one wants to hear about your unspeakable gas-masked proclivities in the first place, but do you really need to type in red to draw attention to your shameless sins? This proves once and for all that you truly are a goth, no matter how much you may try to deny it!

The Department of Faith doesn't need any whois service to know who you is. We know that you is a wad of Unsaved Belgican trash who is headed directly for the Lake of Fire unless you repent and stop messing Sister Sue around quicksharp, boy!

First of all Brother Temeprance, since you obviously don't speak any Flemish dialect you are in no position to call me a sick freak as I wasn't the one who wrote this in the first place, I merely translated it because I find it very impolite to post something that none on this forum can understand. Second, I used the color to distinguish the translation from the original so I wouldn't become a mess. So once again your infraction was unfair.


And yes, you became my address through a Whois lookup as nowhere else my address in listed.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

First of all Brother Temeprance, since you obviously don't speak any Flemish dialect you are in no position to call me a sick freak

That's your first mistake right there. The fact that I don't speak any so-called "phlegmish dialectics" is proof that I'm not a sick freak like you.

as I wasn't the one who wrote this in the first place, I merely translated it because I find it very impolite to post something that none on this forum can understand.

Then why do you keep spewing gibberish?

Second, I used the color to distinguish the translation from the original so I wouldn't become a mess.

You failed. You are a mess, and a fancy font color won't change that. You need Jesus' help badly, boy.

And yes, you became my address through a Whois lookup as nowhere else my address in listed.

That is one of the most outlandish and vile accusations I have ever heard. I have never become a Belgican house, and I have no intentions of doing so! You do not live in me, and the sooner you get that simple fact through your thick gasmasked head the better.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Brother Temperance, it's a shame he already has an infraction, because calling you a Teme prance is just HORRIBLE!

[snottyduck]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Then why do you keep spewing gibberish?

Are you stupid or something?? Did I post that flemish dialect?? No I didn't. Go whine to the one who posted it.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Snotty, I've noticed you have developed quite the attitude since you married Sister SUV. Just because you are connected to such a fine and moral True Christian doesn't give you the right to be rude to the rest of us. Why can't you try harder to think of us all as family now?

[SUV]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Are you stupid or something?? Did I post that flemish dialect?? No I didn't. Go whine to the one who posted it.

That's not possible - we Baptists don't drink

PS Please do take Sister VictoryOverSex's message to heart! Please! This 'old bairn' doesn't want to lose you!