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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #1

    Announcement Re: bozo the troll

    In accordance with the eternal outstretched arms of Our Saviour, a particularly vile piece of human trash will be released from Quarantine in approx. 1 hour.

    Do not be afraid, you are safe. Extra staff and security will be on hand. This is a trial period and bozo will be returned to Quarantine in 24 hours. Do not hesitate to call a Pastor or security should he cause any trouble. If he blows his chance, Christ will immediately spit in his face and send him to everlasting torment.

    Sincerely,

    Management
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

    And if he urinates on himself we'll get the injun squaw in quarantine to clean him up. She already agreed to it, so just say the word.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

      I look forward to meeting this legendary piece of unsaved trash.

      Slowing down to gawk at trainwrecks is a guilty pleasure of mine.

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        And if he urinates on himself we'll get the injun squaw in quarantine to clean him up. She already agreed to it, so just say the word.
        Of course she agreed to it, what could be easier for a squaw? She already considers urine to be a cleaning fluid, so all she has to is spread it around. She's trying to trick you into believing shes actually doing work.

        Squaws do this with welfare agencies all the time, you have to be careful with them.

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        • snottyduck
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2008
          • 564

          #5
          Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

          Well, I'm curious to find out what this fellow has to say on this forum.

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

            He's been released. I have no idea where he is, most likely getting raped in the shower or puking his guts out. Either way I could care less.

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #7
              Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

              It's a fact that God doesn't always give us that which we desire.

              I was just about to express a fondness for Bozo the Troll, but what do you know? My errant Husband turns up, reeking of waterfowl.



              Oh, well. It's still better than Pimple Pee-Pee Tiny-Wee-Wee Zilla, Praise Jesus. I think.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                Don't blow it Brother Bozo! The good Pastors are giving you a second chance!

                Hitting the GODLY Paypal button may help you stay on furlough longer.
                Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 07-19-2008, 03:55 PM.
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                • Bob4God
                  Moderator
                  Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                  Hands folded for Jesus
                   
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5274

                  #9
                  Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                  He's on the loose? Horrors!

                  Just keep him away from brother wide open and myself.
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                  The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                  - Proverbs 15:3

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                    Don't give him any ideas.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Don Bozo el Guapo
                      God's Pincushion
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 651

                      #11
                      Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                      How come Im locked out of the Quantine threads? Are you guys tossin my room while Im out here?
                      Wrestling with Demons.
                      Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                      LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                        Bozo! Please be patient! Much as He was getting Nailed onto His Cross, after trudging up His hill in His long, hot Robe in His Agony

                        - ya know?

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                        • Don Bozo el Guapo
                          God's Pincushion
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 651

                          #13
                          Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                          Bozo! Please be patient! Much as He was getting Nailed onto His Cross, after trudging up His hill in His long, hot Robe in His Agony

                          - ya know?
                          Hola SU< mi nina, Im not sure I can handle it out here,Im surrounded by twits. I miss "DipShitAssHoleBitch" and besides "Talitha" was supposed to come to group today and share her "Story"
                          Wrestling with Demons.
                          Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                          LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                          • JawOfAnAss
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2008
                            • 313

                            #14
                            Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                            Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                            How come Im locked out of the Quantine threads? Are you guys tossin my room while Im out here?
                            Tossin out all the Baby Ruth wrappers and beer bottles. Golly Bozo, what kind of diet is that?

                            DogSpit is actually doing some mopping with that long black hair.
                            Hope that mixture of piss, vomit, and chlorine makes it fall out.
                            Squaws with no hair shut their mouths.
                            Judges 15:16
                            And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                            • Don Bozo el Guapo
                              God's Pincushion
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 651

                              #15
                              Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                              Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
                              Tossin out all the Baby Ruth wrappers and beer bottles. Golly Bozo, what kind of diet is that?

                              DogSpit is actually doing some mopping with that long black hair.
                              Hope that mixture of piss, vomit, and chlorine makes it fall out.
                              Squaws with no hair shut their mouths.
                              I THINK I ALLREADY MENTIONED I WAS SURROUNDED BY TWITS!
                              Wrestling with Demons.
                              Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                              LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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