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  • JawOfAnAss
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 313

    #16
    Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

    Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
    I ALREADY MENTIONED I WAS SURROUNDED BY SPIT!
    I fixed your post so it doesn't look so ridiculous. The first two words just were not you.

    Did I mention how deep a mud-hole you're digging for yourself?
    Judges 15:16
    And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #17
      Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

      Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
      How come Im locked out of the Quantine threads? Are you guys tossin my room while Im out here?
      Quarantine is only visible to those who are strong in the faith because of the vile filth that dwells there. Personally I would like to see it open to everyone. I, as is Christ, am big on public humiliation and shame. Kind of like a cyber one of these...

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      • Don Bozo el Guapo
        God's Pincushion
        • Apr 2008
        • 651

        #18
        Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

        Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
        I fixed your post so it doesn't look so ridiculous. The first two words just were not you.

        Did I mention how deep a mud-hole you're digging for yourself?
        At the risk of repeating myself TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT
        Wrestling with Demons.
        Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
        LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #19
          Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

          Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
          At the risk of repeating myself TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT
          Now bozo, you're not going to make many friends behaving like that. Christ holds out His arms to you in a warm embrace and you continue to mock Him. Our members only have your best interests at heart. Please accept their loving rebukes as gentle guidance on the road to salvation. More outbursts like the one above and you will be sedated with a baseball bat.

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          • JawOfAnAss
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • May 2008
            • 313

            #20
            Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

            Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
            At the risk of repeating myself TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT TWIT
            Quit banging your head against the wall when you talk!!

            If you want to beat your head, grab a Book of Mormon out of the drawer.

            Trolls are thick-headed.
            Judges 15:16
            And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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            • Don Bozo el Guapo
              God's Pincushion
              • Apr 2008
              • 651

              #21
              Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              Now bozo, you're not going to make many friends behaving like that. Christ holds out His arms to you in a warm embrace and you continue to mock Him. Our members only have your best interests at heart. Please accept their loving rebukes as gentle guidance on the road to salvation. More outbursts like the one above and you will be sedated with a baseball bat.
              Im tryin to behave Deaner but there's some Ass with all the charm and I.Q. of a terminal rectal itch following me around and talkin trash so I just want to get it on record that Im not the one startin s--t OK? Thanx.
              Wrestling with Demons.
              Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
              LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #22
                Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                Im tryin to behave Deaner but there's some Ass with all the charm and I.Q. of a terminal rectal itch following me around and talkin trash so I just want to get it on record that Im not the one startin s--t OK? Thanx.
                You have it in your power to choose not to respond, do you not?
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                • JawOfAnAss
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2008
                  • 313

                  #23
                  Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                  Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                  Im tryin to behave Deaner but there's some Ass with all the charm and I.Q. of a terminal rectal itch following me around and talkin trash so I just want to get it on record that Im not the one startin s--t OK? Thanx.
                  DogSpitAss likes you. You should be happy she's following your ass.
                  Congratulations on your new squaw.

                  Pastor,
                  How about Bozo the Brave?
                  or BraveBozoTroll?
                  Judges 15:16
                  And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                  • One-eyed Jack
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 1092

                    #24
                    Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                    If a T-Bird is a cool car, and a T-Bone is a tasty steak, and a T-Top is a sexy thing for a girl to wear, then a T-Wit must be a cool, tasty, sexy Wit.

                    But I suppose Bozo meant something derogatory. Alas.

                    A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren. Proverbs 6:19

                    ~~ OEJ

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                    • Mustang
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 18

                      #25
                      Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      In accordance with the eternal outstretched arms of Our Saviour, a particularly vile piece of human trash will be released from Quarantine in approx. 1 hour.

                      Do not be afraid, you are safe. Extra staff and security will be on hand. This is a trial period and bozo will be returned to Quarantine in 24 hours. Do not hesitate to call a Pastor or security should he cause any trouble. If he blows his chance, Christ will immediately spit in his face and send him to everlasting torment.

                      Sincerely,

                      Management
                      Saviour? Are you a redcoat?

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #26
                        Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                        It's not wise to correct the senior Pastors, Mustang.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449

                          #27
                          Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          It's not wise to correct the senior Pastors, Mustang.
                          Indeed Brother. Let alone trying to correct the Holy KJV!

                          2 Samuel 22:3
                          The God of my rock; in him will I trust: he is my shield, and the horn of my salvation, my high tower, and my refuge, my saviour; thou savest me from violence.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • JawOfAnAss
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2008
                            • 313

                            #28
                            Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Indeed Brother. Let alone trying to correct the Holy KJV!

                            2 Samuel 22:3
                            The God of my rock; in him will I trust: he is my shield, and the horn of my salvation, my high tower, and my refuge, my saviour; thou savest me from violence.
                            GLORY brother W-O.

                            And this one:

                            Isa. 45:
                            [21] Tell ye, and bring them near; yea, let them take counsel together: who hath declared this from ancient time? who hath told it from that time? have not I the LORD? and there is no God else beside me; a just God and a Saviour; there is none beside me.

                            God is his untold wisdom has preserved His Holy Word through homer godless Brits in the KJV 1611.......oh the mysteries of God!!
                            Judges 15:16
                            And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                            • Mustang
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 18

                              #29
                              Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                              Are you insinuating that God has a filthy third world redcoat accent? I guess it makes sense because America is already saved and those lobster backs speak a (inferior) variant of our language.

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                              • Deaner
                                Christ's Love Messenger
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5932

                                #30
                                Re: Announcement Re: bozo the troll

                                Bozo has been released from Quarantine for the day. Be on guard. He has chosen Sunday which gives me some hope, albeit very small.

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