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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

    What are those chicken scratch cave drawings he posted?

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  • JubJub Joe
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    "Lord Jesus, I invite you into my heart anew today, and I ask forgiveness for all of my sin. Jesus, thank you for dying for my sins and for forgiving me of them through your shed blood for me on the cross. Please take away all the sinful old things in my heart that defile me, and replace them with the good things that you desire to grow in to my life. Please wash away all the sinful crud and tendencies toward evil and replace them with a hunger and thirst for your righteousness. I need your help, Lord God, in living this new life in Christ. Please send your Holy Spirit afresh into my life to help me, heal me, lead me and transform me. In Jesus Christ I pray, Amen." (Mark 7:21-23 & 2 Corinthians 5:17)

    I FEEL RENEWED!!!!!!!!!!

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  • JubJub Joe
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    אלקטרוני. החברה מספקת שירותים מנוהלים באינטרנט תוך שימת דגש על מקצועיות, אמינות והגינות. פתרונ תוך םירתא יחתפמו יבצעמ תורשע םע הלועפ תפתשמ סייפסרטניא תרבח
    םינוש רוחמת יללכו השיג הנשי םירתא בצעמ לכל .לארשיב םיליבומהמ
    םיאתמה רתאה בצעמ תא ךמצעל אצמתש ידכב .טנרטניא רתא תיינבב
    ךל תרשפאמה תידוחיי תכרעמ סייפסרטניאב ונחתיפ ,ךלש םיכרצל
    .טושפ דחא ספוטב םירתאה יחתפמ לכל תולמע אללו םניח תונפל
    םיטרפה תא אלמ אנא ,טנרטניא רתא תיינבל העצה לבקל ךנוצרב םא
    םדקהב ךילא ונפי רשא םירתאה יבצעמ לא חלשת ךתשקבו ,םיאבה
    .ירשפאה שימתהחדש ואירוחדומיין, שרת וירטו
    איחסון שרתים יעודיים, השכרה שרתים
    בחוות השרתים החדשנית של אינטרספייס

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  • Ahimaaz Smith
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    Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    Is it not our Christian duty to accept this olive branch of peace, the offering Joe extends us? I realize that often the sinner must be "beaten down" to be rebuilt, but I sense this sinner has seen and suffered so much...we must apply salve to the wound. Not salt.
    Your optimism is touching, but we should be wary of those who hold out the olive branch. Remember Paul's farewell to the Church at Ephesus:

    ...after my departing shall grievous wolves enter in among you, not sparing the flock. Also of your own selves shall men arise, speaking perverse things, to draw away disciples after them. Acts 20:28-29

    JewJewBean has tried to trick us before, so we should temper our habitual openness to our fellow man with due caution.

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  • JubJub Joe
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    Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    So let's see if I follow your reasoning.

    Chicago is named after a place in England, because it is an American pronunciation of a French pronunciation of an American Indian place name?

    Major population centers are;

    Des Moines
    Ceder Rapids
    Davenport
    Dubuque
    Sioux City
    Freehold
    Waterloo


    Now were is England is there a City/ town/ village/ hamlets with the same names?
    Nothing to do with England:

    Originally posted by JubJub Joe
    Sorry that the others are just throwbacks to other countries and languages.
    Chicago has nothing to do with England. You misunderstood me - that wasn't my point.

    Although Waterloo IS actually in the UK.

    So there.

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  • Don the Baptist
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    Originally posted by JubJub Joe View Post
    I was using 'you' in the plural form. To be honest, I don't give a toss who the moderators are, since I know for a fact that certain members seem to have different 'priveledges' privileges.
    You were NOT using "you" in the plural form, that would be "y'all" you idiot! And you think that the toothless, drunk brits have proper command of the English language...

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

    Originally posted by JubJub Joe View Post
    The name "Chicago" is the French phonetic of the name shikaakwa, meaning 'wild leek'.

    I'm not doing this for every place in the US... I think my point has been proven enough. Some people are too stubborn to realise they're wrong.



    So let's see if I follow your reasoning.

    Chicago is named after a place in England, because it is an American pronunciation of a French pronunciation of an American Indian place name?

    But let's take a map of Iowa to really measure your assertion since Iowa is a Heartland state full of good, honest American values.


    Major population centers are;

    Des Moines
    Ceder Rapids
    Davenport
    Dubuque
    Sioux City
    Freehold
    Waterloo


    Now were is England is there a City/ town/ village/ hamlets with the same names?

    Heck, why don't you point them out on this handy map of Iowa

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

    << I hope Jesus realises that I've seen the error of my ways. Although arguments are actually quite enjoyable most of the time. >>

    HERE! He said it! Is it not our Christian duty to accept this olive branch of peace, the offering Joe extends us? I realize that often the sinner must be "beaten down" to be rebuilt, but I sense this sinner has seen and suffered so much...we must apply salve to the wound. Not salt.

    Welcome, Brother (I hope)

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by JubJub Joe View Post
    The name "Chicago" is the French phonetic of the name shikaakwa, meaning 'wild leek'.
    You really claim that shikaakwa is a frog word?
    Originally posted by JubJub Joe View Post
    I hope Jesus realises that I've seen the error of my ways. Although arguments are actually quite enjoyable most of the time.
    Why do you wish to sow discord among loving Christians?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by JubJub Joe View Post
    Oh dear, I made a spelling mistake. As if other people haven't made some spelling mistakes.

    How petty are you?
    I'm sure I can go as low as you can, YobYob. However, that's not the point of my presence here.

    I'm here to talk to YOU about Jesus, and why you should follow Him, not to discuss your need for a remedial English course.

    Have you read the Bible today?

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  • JubJub Joe
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    I hope Jesus realises that I've seen the error of my ways. Although arguments are actually quite enjoyable most of the time.

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  • JubJub Joe
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    And most actual members know how to spell "privileges".

    Oh dear, I made a spelling mistake. As if other people haven't made some spelling mistakes.

    How petty are you?

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by JubJub Joe View Post
    Some people are too stubborn to realise they're wrong.
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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by JubJub Joe View Post
    I was using 'you' in the plural form. To be honest, I don't give a toss who the moderators are, since I know for a fact that certain members seem to have different 'priveledges'.
    And most actual members know how to spell "privileges".

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  • JubJub Joe
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    I'm not a moderator, moron. Accusing me of deleting your posts only goes to show what a paranoid twit you really are.
    I was using 'you' in the plural form. To be honest, I don't give a toss who the moderators are, since I know for a fact that certain members seem to have different 'priveledges'.

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