[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

fantastic... you guys are great.

I admire what you're all doing.

And I'm pissed off that it took me so long to realise the truth.

Joe, many people come to this Godly forum and think we are out to insult them. They think our whole point is to find somebody to hate or condemn. They call us racists, homerphobes, and bigots of all sort.

So, you have no idea how refreshing it is when someone realizes that our whole point is not to make fun of people or to hate them, but to tell them what God really says in the Bible.

God hates the sinner AND the sin, and casts every sinner into eternal torture. That's what the Bible says, even though many "false Christian" churches say that it's OK to be a homersexual sodomite, or an adulterer, or divorced and remarried (oops, I already said adulterer), or to wear blended fabrics, or to mingle two kinds of seed in your field (known as polyculture to secular "sustainable" farmers).

We don't try to force God on anyone. No, we just want people to know what the Bible really says, so they can make an informed decision about whether they want to love Jesus and follow all of His laws, or if they'd prefer to spend eternity in Hell.

I'm glad to see you understand!

[Brother Lindh]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

Let's get off the subject of teeth. None of you have any idea of how to keep them sharp.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

I wasn't expecting anyone to pick up on that.

So JewJewBinks.......you want me to move that one front tooth you have left to the middle? It would be much better for corn on the cob.
Since you're in the south, that would be a distinct social advantage.

[JubJub Joe]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

Both of them?

I wasn't expecting anyone to pick up on that.

[SUV]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

When the good Lord made us Nigras, he cursed us with sub-standard teefus as punishment.

Rastus

But even when you only have two of them left, they stay Perfectly White© How strange is that?

[Rastus]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

Psalm 3:7 "Arise, O Lord; save me, O my God! For You have struck all my enemies on the cheek; You have broken the teeth of the ungodly."



White Jesus also had the wisdom not to give darkies an edit button.

[Rastus]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

Both of them?

Bad teeth is a sure sign of demon possession.

When the good Lord made us Nigras, he cursed us with sub-standard teefus as punishment.

Rastus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

I have no fillings.

My teeth are both completely intact and correctly aligned.

Both of them?

Bad teeth is a sure sign of demon possession.

[JubJub Joe]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

SO.....one quick question JaJaBinks......All kidding aside,how many of those free fillings have you spit into your keyboard during this rant?

I have no fillings.

My teeth are both completely intact and correctly aligned.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

The element you're refering to is actually fluoride. Please get your chemisty correct before trying to imply that we have dodgy teeth. In fact, with our FREE healthcare I'd be willing to bet that our dentistry is much better. Of couse, facts aren't your strong point are they?

SO.....one quick question JaJaBinks......All kidding aside,how many of those free fillings have you spit into your keyboard during this rant?

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

In Jesus Christ I pray, Amen.

Don't tell us, son, tell Jesus. We just turn the other cheek, but God is far more demanding.

What are those chicken scratch cave drawings he posted?

I only know Biblical Hebrew, and not the bastardized Israeli version, but, as best as I can make it out, it's an advertisement for a gay Internet portal. Now here's some powerful Hebrew:

ויהוה חפץ דכאו החלי אם־תשים אשם נפשו יראה זרע יאריך ימים וחפץ יהוה בידו יצלח

Still, it's better in English, the way God intended it.

[SUV]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

"JubJub" - ? Son, are you neegro or go-rilla or both? Worse, do you run with that Darwinista crowd that has the IXOYE Fish growing legs attached to their cheesy little vehicles?!

Jesus warned me not come in here after seeing this JubJub hubbub. I knew no good could come of it. Foolish woman, I had to peek

[Talitha]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

fantastic... you guys are great.

I admire what you're all doing.

And I'm pissed off that it took me so long to realise the truth.

Those 'chicken scratch cave drawings' were copy and pasted off random websites. Don't worry.

I was just about to Ban you too.

[JubJub Joe]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

fantastic... you guys are great.

I admire what you're all doing.

And I'm pissed off that it took me so long to realise the truth.

Those 'chicken scratch cave drawings' were copy and pasted off random websites. Don't worry.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

אלקטרוני. החברה מספקת שירותים מנוהלים באינטרנט תוך שימת דגש על מקצועיות, אמינות והגינות. פתרונ תוך םירתא יחתפמו יבצעמ תורשע םע הלועפ תפתשמ סייפסרטניא תרבח
םינוש רוחמת יללכו השיג הנשי םירתא בצעמ לכל .לארשיב םיליבומהמ
םיאתמה רתאה בצעמ תא ךמצעל אצמתש ידכב .טנרטניא רתא תיינבב
ךל תרשפאמה תידוחיי תכרעמ סייפסרטניאב ונחתיפ ,ךלש םיכרצל
.טושפ דחא ספוטב םירתאה יחתפמ לכל תולמע אללו םניח תונפל
םיטרפה תא אלמ אנא ,טנרטניא רתא תיינבל העצה לבקל ךנוצרב םא
םדקהב ךילא ונפי רשא םירתאה יבצעמ לא חלשת ךתשקבו ,םיאבה
.ירשפאה שימתהחדש ואירוחדומיין, שרת וירטו
איחסון שרתים יעודיים, השכרה שרתים
בחוות השרתים החדשנית של אינטרספייס

It seems JubJub is a Joo?

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus