What is the point of this website?

[I Fail]

I was browsing around and reading a lot of the posts and I had a discovery, all of the posts in this forum are either blatantly disreagarding scientifically proven facts, or something completely idiodic that a 4 year old would know. And don't tell me I'm wrong because "Jesus said so", because science>than Jesus. And if you disregard that,

Anyways, all I have to say to ALL of you is,

[eliot mayfield]

Re: What is the point of this website?

I was browsing around and reading a lot of the posts and I had a discovery, all of the posts in this forum are either blatantly disreagarding scientifically proven facts, or something completely idiodic that a 4 year old would know. And don't tell me I'm wrong because "Jesus said so", because science>than Jesus. And if you disregard that,

Anyways, all I have to say to ALL of you is,

The point is even a loser as yourself can go to Heaven. We are here to help you find Jesus and give up this sad life you live now.

[I Fail]

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However, Jesus does not exist. So what's the point?

[I Fail]

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Heaven doesn't exist, it's just something a drunkard who roamed around called Jesus made up.

[I Fail]

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My proof is science of this is history.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNvnLFgH5BU&eurl=http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11654

My guess is you jesus huggers are too ignorant to accept new ideas, as that's what your religion teaches you against.

Challenge yourself. Find the real truth.
The work is cited on the page linked to the right.

[eliot mayfield]

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My proof is science of this is history.

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My guess is you jesus huggers are too ignorant to accept new ideas, as that's what your religion teaches you against.

Challenge yourself. Find the real truth.
The work is cited on the page linked to the right.

You want to talk about God, or just post links. I'm getting a little annoyed.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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My proof is science of this is history.

I've read this sentence about 30 times now and, for the life of me, I have no clue what you are trying to say.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KeZB2EsPqGE

Thanks for sharing that link. Brother Unfalsifiable has been having trouble sleeping lately, and this video is exactly what he needs to solve that problem.

My guess is you jesus huggers are too ignorant to accept new ideas, as that's what your religion teaches you against.

You're confusing us with the Jews. We have accepted the New Testament, they haven't.

Challenge yourself. Find the real truth.

There are some things in life that require no explanation because they are so obvious that a child could spot them; our relationship with God is one of them. We're all having a pretty good laugh over your total inability to spot the truth. So first cast out the beam out of thine own eye, YouFail.

[Bro Izzy]

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The point of this website is for true Christians to share their experience and knowledge of how to lead a good Christian life and better themselves. Occasionally we guide unfortunate people like yourself to a better life. Even none believers like yourself can be saved.
Do you want to spend eternity in the fiery pits of hell being the devil's butt boy ?

[Unfalsifiable]

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Science is a bunch of theories, some of them crack-pot, that are all open to the law that none of them are proven objectively. God however is an objective undying truth. Take your pick, but don't pretend the former disproves the latter, (based on its own rules, it cant).

Scientists have to be careful, because as soon as they trust a theory such as mammals do not lay eggs, along comes a duck-billed platypus and messes everything up.

[Brother Enoch]

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My proof is science of this is history.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNvnLFgH5BU&eurl=http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11654

My guess is you jesus huggers are too ignorant to accept new ideas, as that's what your religion teaches you against.

Challenge yourself. Find the real truth.
The work is cited on the page linked to the right.

You seem so angry.

Did Daddy visit you in the bedroom again last night?

Tell us all about it, leave nothing out. We can help.

[JennyD]

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Pastors, first I must thank you and Jesus for giving us yet another opportunity to witness to His Glory and to practice patience with the mentally handicapped.

Amen.

Now, YouFailure, you titled this thread with a query, asking the point of this website.

Since we have determined already that you are mentally handicapped, I'll explain it simply:

We are here to tell others all about what the Bible really says about God, Jesus, Heaven, and Hell, and what it really means to be a Christian.

I hope you understand that.

Now, I have a question for you!

Since this is a Christian Church website, and you obviously hate Jesus, what is YOUR point in being here?

Do you want to learn about Jesus?

Did your little semi-literate, l33t4rd friends from 4chan dare you to go mock the Crazy Christians, the ones who actually do what the Bible SAYS instead of making up nonsense like Catholics and Lutherans?

Or are you really so intellectually lacking that you truly believed with all your puny text-messaging teenage twerp might that posting a couple of juvenile jpegs would "blow our minds"?

You've said nothing original, nor anything shocking. We've seen pretty much every intellectual hairball a half-wit Internet troll like you can hack up.

Maybe you should look around the site a bit, then see if you can at least post something interesting and/or original.



Now, THAT would be shocking.

[I Fail]

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Pastors, first I must thank you and Jesus for giving us yet another opportunity to witness to His Glory and to practice patience with the mentally handicapped.

Amen.

Now, YouFailure, you titled this thread with a query, asking the point of this website.

Since we have determined already that you are mentally handicapped, I'll explain it simply:

We are here to tell others all about what the Bible really says about God, Jesus, Heaven, and Hell, and what it really means to be a Christian.

I hope you understand that.

Now, I have a question for you!

Since this is a Christian Church website, and you obviously hate Jesus, what is YOUR point in being here?

Do you want to learn about Jesus?

Did your little semi-literate, l33t4rd friends from 4chan dare you to go mock the Crazy Christians, the ones who actually do what the Bible SAYS instead of making up nonsense like Catholics and Lutherans?

Or are you really so intellectually lacking that you truly believed with all your puny text-messaging teenage twerp might that posting a couple of juvenile jpegs would "blow our minds"?

You've said nothing original, nor anything shocking. We've seen pretty much every intellectual hairball a half-wit Internet troll like you can hack up.

Maybe you should look around the site a bit, then see if you can at least post something interesting and/or original.



Now, THAT would be shocking.

Ahem. I will address all parts of your reply. Firstly I don't hate Jesus, nor do I hate people that believe in Jesus. I just don't believe in Jesus. My point in being here is to gain insight on some of the people who post here, seeing as how I have seen many things which are stupid, sometimes on a disturbing level. No I don't want to learn about Jesus. No I didn't get dared to do this and I am not very religious anyways. And in no way did I think that I would really change any of your beliefs. Next, I am in know way mentally handicapped, unless that is what you refer to "non- believers" as. Finally, I only posted here because some of what I saw around the sight disturbed me. Such as the following quotes:

According to this satanically inspired site, the demon-worship known as Is-lame requires men to shave their most intimate regions and pluck their armpit hair as part of "fitrah," which in their nonsensical "language" probably means something like "Come and get me, demons!" It just goes to show that even though mooselimbs, homers, and other enemies of Jesus pretend to hate one another, they are all taking their marching orders from the devil.

But how is having empty shells of planets a sign of love?

Because they have nothing, and we have everything. If we use the example of the United States living in luxury; and mudslums living in mudhuts, it's easy to see who He loves more.

Friend,

How many planets do you suppose are the size God's Earth? How many other planets do you suppose are out there? Do you think all the 'stars' are really planets?

Now, before you start going on about "images sent by NASA's flying outer-space sattelite cameras", ask yourself this... do you really believe EVERYTHING NASA tells you?

Oh, I've seen pictures of rivers on Mars, red mountains and other such nonsense. All photoshopped images. The Hubble telescope? Garbage! They faked the Moon Landings, how do you know they haven't faked EVERY so-called mission to Outer Space? Every Sattelite they ever 'launched' probably fell into a river somewhere. It's not hard to fire something into the clouds, and 'pretend' it went into Sapce. Every image from beyond the stars are all lies! Have you ever seen the Star Wars Movies? Do you think they are real? NO. It's the same thing. The special effects they use in the Star Wars films are the very same as they use in all these supposed 'real' pictures. They've been making up this trash for years.

The Moon-landings, filmed in a Hollywood Studio with Joo funding. Pictures from the Hubble, made in a Hollywood special effects lab by George Lucas. Every picture you see 'taken in Outer-space' has been faked.

It's all part of Satan's alien agenda. Son, waken up here!

Friends,

We all know AIDS is a fag-disease, and extremely contagious! So let's clear up any misconceptions right here, and look at the TRUTH™ about AIDS!

There are a lot of lies and false information going around about AIDS, mainly created by fags and homers to hide the truth from the unsuspecting public. But we know the facts!

So, let's just start off by talking about HIV. HIV IS AIDS! Anyone who tells you any different is a LIAR!

Now that we've cleared that up, we can discuss ways you could catch AIDS - because there is a LOT of debate on the subject.

So let's list the ways you can get AIDS right here -

Reason No 1 - Talking to a homer.

Yes, The AIDS virus itself lives in homer's blood, sweat, saliva, urine and excrement. Which means just by speaking to homers (especially if they spit a lot when they talk) can give you AIDS!

Reason No 2 - From a public toilet seat.

It's a well know FACT that fags do the toilet sitting down like women. But did you know they purposefully 'wet' the toilet seats - because they want to give YOU AIDS too??!

Yes, Fag Terrorists are all around us. And they want to give as many people as possibly AIDS! DON'T LET THEM! Be on alert when using public toilets, and try to keep your stools for your own home.

...More to follow....

Many of these quotes contain slurs against other religions, which many people find offending. Also, homosexuals are repeatedly harassed. Also, many things which are proven to be true are clearly stated against here. I understand you people choose to believe the bible, but I have a question for you:

Why is it that you choose to disregard the world around you and harass groups blatantly?

P.S. Don't say "Because the bible said so.", and if you do, SCRIPTURE.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Many of these quotes contain slurs against other religions, which many people find offending. Also, homosexuals are repeatedly harassed. Also, many things which are proven to be true are clearly stated against here. I understand you people choose to believe the bible, but I have a question for you:

Why is it that you choose to disregard the world around you and harass groups blatantly?

P.S. Don't say "Because the bible said so.", and if you do, SCRIPTURE.

Well, excuse us for having enough Christian love to warn people that their deathstyle choices will land them in hell. I guess the loving thing to do would be just to go on our merry way and let them slide into the lake of fire. As for "slurs against other religions, which many people find offending," hasn't it occurred to you that false religions offend God?

As for Scripture, here's some:

Ezekiel 33:8-9: When I say unto the wicked, O wicked [man], thou shalt surely die; if thou dost not speak to warn the wicked from his way, that wicked [man] shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand. Nevertheless, if thou warn the wicked of his way to turn from it; if he do not turn from his way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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My point in being here is to gain insight on some of the people who post here

It's not hard to figure us out. Our opinions are an open book.

I don't want to learn about Jesus.

That's a shame. It would be a better world if everyone knew Jesus the way we True Christians(TM) do.

in no way did I think that I would really change any of your beliefs.

Good. It would take a miracle to change my beliefs when it comes to God.

Many of these quotes contain slurs against other religions, which many people find offending.

When the Muslim says we will all roast in Hell if we do not accept Muhammad as God's prophet, that is offensive. When Jews say that Christians will have no part in the afterlife, that is offensive. When the Hindus say that we will not have enough karma to come back to life as cockroaches, that is offensive. We are no more offensive than any of those groups--and, unlike them, we are right.

homosexuals are repeatedly harassed.

Then welcome to the club. True Christians(TM) are constantly under attack by athiests and by liberal Christians. When that happens, we turn the other cheek instead of whining about it. The fact is that, if you're going to choose a sinful lifestyle, we are going to point out the error of your ways.

Also, many things which are proven to be true are clearly stated against here.

You need to look at the real evidence behind those things that you think are proven.

Why is it that you choose to disregard the world around you and harass groups blatantly?

Because that's what the Bible says to do.

P.S. Don't say "Because the bible said so."

Look, you can either write the questions or write the answers, but not both.

and if you do, SCRIPTURE.

Is this enough SCRIPTURE for you?

Leviticus 19:7 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.

Leviticus 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Proverbs 27:5 Open rebuke is better than secret love.

Luke 17:3 Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

I Corinthians 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

I Corinthians 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

I Timothy 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

II Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

Titus 1:13 This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith

Titus 2:15 These things speak, and exhort, and rebuke with all authority. Let no man despise thee.

Revelation 3:19 As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.

Glory to God!

[I Fail]

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I love trees.