The Preacher

[Poetic Peter]

On Credit

Every man who ever lived
lived on credit owed to our Lord;
lives on His Profit Sharing plan,
and agrees to pay charges for his life's condition
or burn money forever in Debtors' Perdition.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Preacher

On Degeneration

On all of our nerves
there comes a sclerosis
as every vein
limes up in stenosis
while we inhale
what may be worse
sans Listerine, our halitosis.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Preacher

On Drugs

Wrong turns
are sure to lead the lost
from Heaven's Gate to Burning Cross
to Homer Hills
then Druggers' Dens
where they do crack
and smoke within.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Preacher

Do one about syrup of figs now.
(Sigh) In a True Christian(tm) way, of course. Don't want to be accused of being a bigger derailing heathen (though proud heathen)!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Preacher

On Figments

Imagination run amok
in children will bestick their gut
with heathen thoughts which we must wipe
with Syrup of Figs and the paddle's swipe.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The Preacher

I like it! Even though it's a tad mean.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Preacher

I bow for the inspiration
afforded by a good which

you do exhibit from theme to theme

and for all time.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: The Preacher

I read your poems
And you know what I think?
You can flush 'em
And just watch them sink
This rhyming thing ain't so hard
It's kinda predictable
An insult's on the card
Stop talkin' shit fool.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: The Preacher

Ok, can't edit so i may aswell write it here. Don't take offence to what I wrote... It's just poetry and not particularly good poetry at that.

[Enobarbus]

Re: The Preacher

Ok, can't edit so i may aswell write it here. Don't take offence to what I wrote... It's just poetry and not particularly good poetry at that.

That last line could do with a bit of work.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: The Preacher

Yea, that's what I thought when I re-read it after I'd posted it.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Preacher

That last line could do with a bit of work.

As could the first seven.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: The Preacher

Awww that hurts. You not big on critical poetry?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Preacher

On Dameon ACLUtard

So you waste
without a Job.

Your second name
is surely Get.

The Bible is for you
too hard,

Dameon Get
A CLU tard

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: The Preacher

You're wasting your time brother
No one wants your bull
It won't find you a lover
Just go on the pull

No more shame for you family
Just put your pen down
But it's all the same to me
So go ahead and drown