[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Preacher

Even when it's the post right after?

Yes, stufu, for reasons already stated, and also because someone else may post in the time between
the original post and the retort...
...uh, now that I know that your comment was directed at my posting on the previous page,
I still can't make sense of it--it's like a nonsequitur.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Preacher

Different people like different display settings. Peter likes that weird threaded thingy,

No sir, I did misspeak, but
based on the fact that the forum default, as seen in the CP, -was- for "Threaded",


But on this page we all are seeing now, at the top right, there's another button,
"Display Modes" and I've long had it set to "Linear Mode".
It overides the CP default, which used to be "Threaded", and still was, in my CP until just now.


In fact you should thank me (I get kno respect!) for clueing by Onan's letter to the administration,
to correct the default view for all, to linear mode. And so I thank you,
and am feeling like a ripe jerk indeed.

[see_the_light]

Re: The Preacher

Even when it's the post right after? Well that either makes me profoundly intelligent our you all profoundly stupid.

Daemon beware


Sirach 10:13

For pride is the beginning of sin, and he that hath it shall pour out abomination: and therefore the Lord brought upon them strange calamities, and overthrew them utterly.

REPENT! Even if I have to find you through endless posts I will be there, for I see but childish tantrums in your blaphemies and hideous as they might be they will only make bigger THE GLORY OF OUR LORD when you do repent.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[see_the_light]

Re: The Preacher

The debates are only 'lacking' because you wackos define 'god did it' as the absolute answer to all questions and refuse to look at any evidence, you only look at a book!

Not "a book" but THE BOOK rachael!

And GOD IS THE ANSWER little hell-singer.

May he lead you to HIM!

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Preacher

You know, that is typical empty-headed female logic. If someone wrote a poem about a nice thick porterhouse steak, or an ode to a delicious plate of pot roast, would that make you less likely to enjoy eating them? Sweet Jesus, you are addle-brained!

She is a backwards female, and her head would be entirely empty if it weren't for all the demons roosting in there. Her idea of poetry is probably something ghastly and hippyish along the lines of this:

Carnivores are like tombstones
Cremating animal carcasses
Creating animal shit coffins
Carnivores are like tombstones
Carnivores are flesh tombstones

Or this:

i tell you about the animals how they suffer how they die,
you try to hide guilty doubt from me with an appeasing smile,
you never want responsibility for this murderous cruelty
the wasteful piles of blood-soaked bodies you won't let your conscience see.
ask yourself what makes you want this torn ripped flesh so desperately,
are you worthy of having this suffering brought about to fuel your greed?
not satisfied with killing animals you're killing millions of people as well,
as the numbers increase of those dying in your man made 3rd world hell.
millions dying all the time locked in your abbatoir of greed,
whilst you destroy them and yourself by taking much more than you need,
there is no justice in this death no illusion i'll let you hide behind,
the tradition you use to hide animal murder is nothing but a thin disguise.

WOMAN! JESUS HATES HIPPY VEGETARIAN COMMUNIST POETRY!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Preacher

WOMAN! JESUS HATES HIPPY VEGETARIAN COMMUNIST POETRY!

I am glad of only one thing: That Jesus does not suffer nausea.

That's some awful poetry.


I was talking to The Preacher last night.
I asked him if he wouldn't mind distilling a little bit of vital truth about

VICE

He may have something to say, or not. He's prepping another sermonette,
and God only knows how well it may strike on lost souls.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Preacher

On Vice

When I speak I cast out spells.
Can you hear the S in "Vice"?

No! So I'll tell you now about the s q u e e z e
the devil puts upon the fools
who park their heads inside his Vice.

The devil,
oh, he cranks that screw.
He wants to crush the good in you
in any of his many vices.

Why would you fail for his devices?

Conform instead to this A.D.vice
and clamp yourself onto our Lord.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Preacher On Credit (recitation)

http://tinyurl.com/ybyebu

Every man who ever lived
lived on credit owe'd the Lord;
lives on His Prophets' Sharing Plan;
agrees to pay interest to his life's condition
or burn lucre forever in debtors' perdition.