Praise Da lawd Poem

[Vavoline Johnson]

Well, Jeesus came to me in a dream an said Miz Vavoline, I want you to be Spokes-Poet for da colored peoples of da world.
Well, Cleevon and me were ridin his scoooter down A1-A by da riber and like a thunderbolt, dis here poem came to me. Here it goes:
OOOOooooooooOOOO Da Lawds been good to me,
And so I praise da Lawd.
Fo givin me da things I need,
Da sun an da rain and da Afro-sheen.
Da Lawds been good to me.
Amen!
by Vavoline Jackson-Johnson

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Praise Da lawd Poem

Have you considered making your poems into Negro Spirituals? I could just see a bunch of bright-smiled darkies workin' the cotton fields, clappin' their hands and stompin', and singing these words in their rich, soulful negro voices.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Praise Da lawd Poem

Have you considered making your poems into Negro Spirituals? I could just see a bunch of bright-smiled darkies workin' the cotton fields, clappin' their hands and stompin', and singing these words in their rich, soulful negro voices.

I done tole you already, da Lawd came to me and tole me to keep doin my poems fo da Negro masses, Reverand!
I gots to listen to da Lawd...it be my callin!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Praise Da lawd Poem

What would you say if I invited you to join me on "Rev. Jim's Wealth and Health Gospel Hour" next Sunday evening? My negro viewing audience has dropped to a mere 2.5%, ever since my so-called "controversial hate speech" (as reported by CNN) last year where I invoked the curse of Ham to explain why negroes need to be submissive to white people.

I think this can give you an audience to appreciate your Godly, inspired words and maybe draw the negroes back to watching the show and giving generous donations.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Praise Da lawd Poem

What would you say if I invited you to join me on "Rev. Jim's Wealth and Health Gospel Hour" next Sunday evening? My negro viewing audience has dropped to a mere 2.5%, ever since my so-called "controversial hate speech" (as reported by CNN) last year where I invoked the curse of Ham to explain why negroes need to be submissive to white people.

I think this can give you an audience to appreciate your Godly, inspired words and maybe draw the negroes back to watching the show and giving generous donations.

Well, I hab to see iffen I kin find da time now da the Lawd seed fit to to be makin me famous.
I is waitin for da Mr Howard Stern to be callin me soon now dat Sal da Stockbroker from his show be readin my posts up on da Facebook. I'll see iffen I can fit you into my scheduele.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Praise Da lawd Poem

Well, I hab to see iffen I kin find da time now da the Lawd seed fit to to be makin me famous.
I is waitin for da Mr Howard Stern to be callin me soon now dat Sal da Stockbroker from his show be readin my posts up on da Facebook. I'll see iffen I can fit you into my scheduele.

Don't get uppity on us now girl. Rev. Jim wants to use you to promote Jesus through his ministry. That jooboy Stern is just going to make a fool out of you and keep all the money for himself!

Better know your place.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Praise Da lawd Poem

Don't get uppity on us now girl. Rev. Jim wants to use you to promote Jesus through his ministry. That jooboy Stern is just going to make a fool out of you and keep all the money for himself!

Better know your place.

Well, you be right agin Pasta Zeke. Right afta I wrote dat, da Lawd seed fit to break down my good computer. Jist crapped out da keyboard plug like he his-self was angry at what I wrote. Two seconds later da whole thing jist made a noise an died!
Well Cleevon has dis thing wif Windows Vista and I done like no Windows Vista so please ask Jeesus to fogive me already!

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: Praise Da lawd Poem

Well, Jeesus came to me in a dream an said Miz Vavoline, I want you to be Spokes-Poet for da colored peoples of da world.
Well, Cleevon and me were ridin his scoooter down A1-A by da riber and like a thunderbolt, dis here poem came to me. Here it goes:
OOOOooooooooOOOO Da Lawds been good to me,
And so I praise da Lawd.
Fo givin me da things I need,
Da sun an da rain and da Afro-sheen.
Da Lawds been good to me.
Amen!
by Vavoline Jackson-Johnson

One of your best ever, Vav!!!