Poem/prayer for pathological homers.

[Soulless Husk]

As I pray the Lord I weep,
Satan's probes go sphincter deep,
If the Lord doth save my soul,
To satan, Lord will close my hole.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Poem/prayer for pathological homers.

As I pray the Lord I weep,
Satan's probes go sphincter deep,
If the Lord doth save my soul,
To satan, Lord will close my hole.

That's a very DEEP poem.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Poem/prayer for pathological homers.

As I pray the Lord I weep,
Satan's probes go sphincter deep,
If the Lord doth save my soul,
To satan, Lord will close my hole.

I pray your prayer is answered.

Only when your hole is closed will you stop flooding your excrement over your keyboard and subjecting us to the results.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Poem/prayer for pathological homers.

As I pray the Lord I weep,
Satan's probes go sphincter deep,
If the Lord doth save my soul,
To satan, Lord will close my hole.

That is a very moving and powerful prayer, Mr. Husk. So powerful, in fact, I suggest that before reciting it, each homosexual get fitted with a preemptive colostomy bag, lest the LORD closes their hole immediately.

[Soulless Husk]

Re: Poem/prayer for pathological homers.

That is a very moving and powerful prayer, Mr. Husk. So powerful, in fact, I suggest that before reciting it, each homosexual get fitted with a preemptive colostomy bag, lest the LORD closes their hole immediately.

Thank you Mrs. Rogers, it is the LORD who inspired me, as we need more resources to fight the war on homosexuals. It is raging out of control here in my homeland, where they are getting set to gather in their masses and spread their sinful ways. I can only hope that the good LORD has mercy on me and unleashes some kind of natural disaster upon Sydney, Australia. Anything, a great flood like Katrina, an earthquake like in Haiti. Even a great dust storm.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Poem/prayer for pathological homers.

Only when your hole is closed will you stop flooding your excrement over your keyboard and subjecting us to the results.

That was poetry in and of itself.

[Brother Enoch]

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Thank you Mrs. Rogers, it is the LORD who inspired me, as we need more resources to fight the war on homosexuals. It is raging out of control here in my homeland, where they are getting set to gather in their masses and spread their sinful ways. I can only hope that the good LORD has mercy on me and unleashes some kind of natural disaster upon Sydney, Australia. Anything, a great flood like Katrina, an earthquake like in Haiti. Even a great dust storm.

Amen, Brother Husk. I see where you are coming from now and apologize for my earlier rush to judgment.

[Soulless Husk]

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Amen, Brother Husk. I see where you are coming from now and apologize for my earlier rush to judgment.

No need Brother Enoch, when dealing with the subject of homosexuals it is easy to drop the proverbial ball (just don't drop the soap, or keep it on a chain to avoid any such incidents).