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In today's day and age I've found there's only one way to truly communicate with a negro heart to heart; rap. You seem them on the side of the road begging for money, doing that little dance walk thing down the road, arguing with their girlfriends and being thrown out of the house dead ass drunk at 3 AM, but when it all comes down to it they share a universal bond; rap.
I've found that simply preaching to the Negroes is not effective enough to transform them from their wicked customs, so I've decided that because of my intense love for Jesus, I will stoop down to their level and create a rap to help them understand how they must accept Jesus, or burn. Apparently rap is a form of poetry (
), so I'll post it here:
Yooo listen up negroes we gonna have ta have a talk
Ya'll gotta undastand how ta do teh Jesus walk
no more stealin n lyin n killin wit yo gats
Exodus 20:1-17, MAN YOU HEAR DAT?
*Random assortment of gunshots and shouting*
here me out now dawgs
ya'll gotta turn to da Lawd
when you guyz gona learn?
its either now or burn!(Psalm 9:17)
stop plaguin humanity wit yo unintelligible ideas
simply follow Jeesus, and fix yo stinkin' beards! (Lev 19:27)
alrite listen up, be unda the Lawd's dominineon
sell all yo bling and give the $ to the churchs of the True Christeon's™.
you may be a servant race, but ya'll still gotta a slim chance at heaveon
(Genesis 9:24-27)
aight now get yo a$$ down 2 da bookstore, buy yoself a KAY JEE VEE
scrutinize every passage worddd (possbly even till ya eyes bleed)
if you a typical negro mayn, and ya'll can't read
then go n finish hischool to finaly get yo college degree.
OOOOOO *shouting and gunshots suddenly interupted by the sound of Jesus singing*
Hopefully they'll be able to relate to this and get their act straight.
I've found that simply preaching to the Negroes is not effective enough to transform them from their wicked customs, so I've decided that because of my intense love for Jesus, I will stoop down to their level and create a rap to help them understand how they must accept Jesus, or burn. Apparently rap is a form of poetry (
), so I'll post it here:Yooo listen up negroes we gonna have ta have a talk
Ya'll gotta undastand how ta do teh Jesus walk
no more stealin n lyin n killin wit yo gats
Exodus 20:1-17, MAN YOU HEAR DAT?
*Random assortment of gunshots and shouting*
here me out now dawgs
ya'll gotta turn to da Lawd
when you guyz gona learn?
its either now or burn!(Psalm 9:17)
stop plaguin humanity wit yo unintelligible ideas
simply follow Jeesus, and fix yo stinkin' beards! (Lev 19:27)
alrite listen up, be unda the Lawd's dominineon
sell all yo bling and give the $ to the churchs of the True Christeon's™.
you may be a servant race, but ya'll still gotta a slim chance at heaveon
(Genesis 9:24-27)
aight now get yo a$$ down 2 da bookstore, buy yoself a KAY JEE VEE
scrutinize every passage worddd (possbly even till ya eyes bleed)
if you a typical negro mayn, and ya'll can't read
then go n finish hischool to finaly get yo college degree.
OOOOOO *shouting and gunshots suddenly interupted by the sound of Jesus singing*
Hopefully they'll be able to relate to this and get their act straight.
Mr.Rob, your rappity poem be so annointeds that i sware i can hears the pitter-patters of liddle negrow feets, 
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