Didymus' Poem #1

[Didymus Much]

Hi. This piece is called, "I Think My Life Has a CRC Error, 'Cause Something Doesn't Add Up #1" (think Beastie Boys):

Straight out the womb, soon's Midwife caught cha
It ain't your choice, it's what they taught cha
The Fear of God, earliest gotcha

Your 'ternal soul, it's why they sought cha
True salvation™, it's how they bought cha
The Love of God, disquieting gotcha

It's serve or die, decision's fraught, yah?
Digging for Aum, it's come to naught, yah?
No Sign of God, a perilous gotcha

Forever calls, look what it's brought cha
But easy to get, it's really not, yah?
The Word of God, the biggest gotcha

Thank you.

[Jedediah]

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Your filthy ebonics jive-talk gave me a headache. Try writing in American next time.

I couldn't make sense of any of that, but you should know that we glorify Jesus with our poetry here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Very clever copy/paste job. Why would you imagine that we would be interested in hearing the lyrics of some niggermusic song by a band that promotes bestiality?

[Didymus Much]

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Jedediah: I'd intended the first two lines of the poem to imply that it did not apply to True Christianity™, as you do not believe in early baptism. If that was not clear, I apologize.

Pastor Zeke: Those are my own words, else I'd have given credit. The reference was to set the rhythm, if you will. I obviously misread the tolerance given to some previous posts.1000 points and a red card. Is that a record?

[Lisa H]

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I could not understand a word of that poem/song.

What language is it written in.

[Meek and Humble]

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Jedediah: I'd intended the first two lines of the poem to imply that it did not apply to True Christianity™, as you do not believe in early baptism. If that was not clear, I apologize.

Pastor Zeke: Those are my own words, else I'd have given credit. The reference was to set the rhythm, if you will. I obviously misread the tolerance given to some previous posts.1000 points and a red card. Is that a record?

No sir, it is not anywhere near a record.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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I could not understand a word of that poem/song.

What language is it written in.

I think it's in Indian. Don't the Godless heathen hindoos call tea "cha" in their primitive jibber jabber?

[Lisa H]

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I think it's in Indian. Don't the Godless heathen hindoos call tea "cha" in their primitive jibber jabber?

I think you are right.

Did he put cha at the end of every line,
to try and make it rhyme.

[the true]

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Your filthy ebonics jive-talk gave me a headache. Try writing in American next time.

I couldn't make sense of any of that, but you should know that we glorify Jesus with our poetry here.

just thought i would point this out... ITS ENGLISH YOU RETARD

[Didymus Much]

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just thought i would point this out... ITS ENGLISH YOU RETARD

Now, friend, why so hostile? Maybe you should look into one of Brother Dirk's Anger Management programs. I'm sure the retards like you insulting others in their name, too.

As far as I'm concerned, the "English" do not speak that language. They speak Cockney, Scouse, Borders, Lancastrian, Geordie, Scots, etc. At least there are some people in America that speak it as it is written. If I had my druthers, it'd be called Canadian, but I'm outvoted here.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I think it's in Indian. Don't the Godless heathen hindoos call tea "cha" in their primitive jibber jabber?

So young Didymus has written an Ode to Tea then? I do enjoy a good cuppa! Let's see if a little translation helps:

Your 'ternal soul, it's why they sought [tea]
True salvation™, it's how they bought [tea]

... hmm, I still can't quite understand what it is he's trying to say, but I do feel compelled to put the kettle on.

[Shela Tansper]

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So young Didymus has written an Ode to Tea then? I do enjoy a good cuppa! Let's see if a little translation helps:


... hmm, I still can't quite understand what it is he's trying to say, but I do feel compelled to put the kettle on.

I do like a good tea song and like you i think i will make a "brew" 1 spoonful for me one for Jesus and one for the pot.

[Didymus Much]

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This is how I do a shameless vanity bump.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is how I do a shameless vanity bump.

We hate you as much as Jesus does.

[Jedediah]

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This is how I do a shameless vanity bump.

This forum is for praising Jesus!

Psalm 119:13
I hate vain thoughts: but thy law do I love.