Supreme Court Bans Marriage

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Imagine if counterfeit money was declared legal tender. Real currency would lose its value, instantly plunging the country into economic chaos, and within days, all social order would collapse. Well, that happened today—just replace "money" with "marriage."

In one ruling, the Supreme Court has done to holy matrimony what the Taliban did to the Buddhas of Bamiyan: blasted it to dust. The sacred, God-given institution that is society's bedrock is now legally synonymous with feces-smeared buggery, sodomy, and perversion, which means that all marriage everywhere is tainted with excrement. The wedding ring has been replaced with a c*** ring, the groom's tuxedo with a leather gimp suit. The bridal dress is still there, but it conceals a tallywhacker. The cake is laced with poppers and meth. Why would a normal person even want to get married, when doing so will make everyone think you're gay?

Supreme Court strikes down bans on same-sex marriage

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage across the United States Friday in a closely divided ruling that will stand as a milestone in its 226-year history.

The justices ruled 5-4 that states cannot deny gay men and lesbians the same marriage rights enjoyed for thousands of years by opposite-sex couples. Within days if not hours, the decision is expected to trigger same-sex marriages in states that still ban the practice.

"They ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law," Justice Anthony Kennedy said in his 28-page ruling. "The Constitution grants them that right."

I'm told there will be a memorial service this weekend. So long, marriage. You will be dearly missed. Maybe we'll meet again in Heaven.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Marriage is now a sham. We've seen the end of marriage. Next, we'll see the end of children. We're about one generation away from no people on earth.

Why would the liberals want to eliminate human beings? One thing we know, Jesus is really mad today.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Why would a normal person even want to get married, when doing so will make everyone think you're gay?



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Mr. Etheldreda announced to the children soon after the Christian Rights Death Knell was heard that there would be no courting, no marriages for Etheldreda children in the future. He explained to them they would not want to give the appearance of being Sodomites, lest everyone they meet wonder how gaping and torn and bloody their anuses are even while they make eye contact in a polite conversation. Knowing people think of you "like that" would horrify any decent, moral person. Also, he reminded them that they all believe Jesus will return soon, so this shouldn't be a problem. The older ones look a little unpersuaded. They will require discipline until moral is restored.

[John Creeser]

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Brother Fischer sums it up perfectly.

[Joe Blow]

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Now I'm spooked. What's next, will churches be required by law to officiate gay "marriages"?

[Jim Farmer]

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That's it! I'm going to divorce my wife. Why should I be married to her, when marriage means sodomy? I'd rather not be married at all. Does anyone know of any good divorce attorneys?

[Elmer G. White]

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My heart is weeping but not as much as the sweet heart of Jesus. My eldest, Mark was quite ready to raise his 50 shekels and become a married man and I had my visions also for Matt. Now I've told them to take the alternative road to the Heavenly joys to frolick there with Christ!

Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

They are considering it. I hope not for too long, These recent developments will make Jesus demolish this Earth in the very near future.







Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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After Sunday Services, I'll be announcing all of the gay marriages you'll have to agree to. Thanks Obama.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Lock your doors and have your loaded weapons handy, it's Sadie Hawkins Day in LGBT heaven - no rectum is safe in America.

I encourage everyone to lay their hands on any remaining Confederate Flags as Freehold may have to succeed from the Union if Obama's thugs show up trying to force our pastors to perform homer marriages.

[Alvin Moss]

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Lock your doors and have your loaded weapons handy, it's Sadie Hawkins Day in LGBT heaven - no rectum is safe in America.

I encourage everyone to lay their hands on any remaining Confederate Flags as Freehold may have to succeed from the Union if Obama's thugs show up trying to force our pastors to perform homer marriages.

I agree that immediate secession from the Yankee union is indicated. Our National Guard here in Texas is already activated to observe the Yankees, who are here (they say) to conduct an exercise with their army, the same one they used to invade us only 150 years ago. We won't be taking any guff from these perverts. This time, we are better armed and more numerous. Better that they stay in their own country.

[Prayer Warrior]

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The real problem here is giving leadership positions to women. The six men on the Supreme Court voted 4-2 against sodomarriage, while the women on the Supreme Court voted unanimously in favor of it. If it was an all men vote, this tragedy could have been averted.

On a different note, Google is leading the charge in sodomarriage. Remind me to keep all my future videos off YouTube

[Brother Jessup]

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Barack Obama is the anti-Christ...the son of the devil! But we've knowed it all along, haven't we? The supreme court ruling handed down, which btw, is all Barack Obama's fault, succeeded in completely destroying the sanctity of marriage and is a sure sign of the coming apocalypse!

I think we all better start stocking more canned food and ammunition in our bomb shelters now that the end days are upon us.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The real problem here is giving leadership positions to women. The six men on the Supreme Court voted 4-2 against sodomarriage, while the women on the Supreme Court voted unanimously in favor of it. If it was an all men vote, this tragedy could have been averted.

Indeed so, Brother. It's exactly as God, speaking through the prophet Isaiah, said:

[Isaiah 3:12 KJV] 12 [As for] my people, children [are] their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause [thee] to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

[Brother Jessup]

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The state of Louisiana is defying the Supreme Court ruling making same sex marriages mandatory.....there is hope yet for us true Christians!

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/06/gay_marriage_louisiana_attorne.html

Louisiana Attorney General Bloody Bill Buddy Caldwell stated:

"I am extremely disappointed by this decision. It fails to respect traditional marriage as defined by Louisiana voters, and is yet another example of the federal government intrusion into what should be a state issue."

That's right folks! You heard that right....yet another battle call to defend the principle of state's rights. I do believe that the time has come for the south to rise again.....break out your guns and your confederate battle flags! We're goin to war with those damn Yankees yet again, but this time we're better armed than they are! We're also much better fed than they are too, considering we're about to go to war with a population of smoothie drinking vegans.

The article goes on to state:

Meanwhile, the Louisiana Clerks of Court Association is advising parish and city clerks to wait until the 25-day period for states to file an appeal of the Supreme Court ruling overturning bans on same-sex marriage, Executive Director Debbie Hudnall said in an interview this week.

God has finally answered our prayers! The southern states will unite in opposition to gay marriage and go to war with the supreme court if it has to. Death before dick will be our rallying cry!


The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken…….Amen!