[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I don't think much needs to be said about godless California. We are on trainwreck going from another trainwreck. God is already smiting this state for their liberal agenda and godless behavior. I can't wait for Donald Trump to set California straight!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I don't think much needs to be said about godless California. We are on trainwreck going from another trainwreck. God is already smiting this state for their liberal agenda and godless behavior. I can't wait for Donald Trump to set California straight!

I fear that California and the entire West Coast is too far gone, even for Donald Trump. I expect the destruction of the place directly. The insolence of the Californians and their willful disobedience of God's laws has been tolerated by the Lord for a long time and I expect He's about fed up. Woe be unto them and justly so.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

The evidence is in: God has decided to punish California by increasing the global temperature. There really is no question about it any more. Scientists have no clue, as usual. California is toast, just relax and watch God's plan unfold.

Just imagine if the doctor told you these were your medical charts:






Relax.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I saw Ivanka today.

She had all sorts of photographers invading her space as she entered Oscar de la Renta on Madison Avenue to pick up a simple frock. I tried to minister to these ungrateful cretins but they just said it was in the public interest to know what she purchased. Can you imagine?

Well, it turns out she spent about $2400 on a Godly outfit for an upcoming campaign appearance - and I say why not? I heard the reporters say she was headed next for Armani and then Akris, both of which are no different than you and I shopping at K-Mart except for slight pricing dissimilarities. I'm told on her last visit to Akris, she obtained a house dress for $7000 and a wallet for $300.

Considering the amount that I am sure the Trump family tithes, these shopping trips are just God's way of giving back. (Malachi 3:10-12)

Praise God that He allows us such a return on investments. Vote TRUMP in November, and those tithes will trickle down to YOU.

[handmaiden]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I saw Ivanka today.



Well, it turns out she spent about $2400 on a Godly outfit for an upcoming campaign appearance - and I say why not? I heard the reporters say she was headed next for Armani and then Akris, both of which are no different than you and I shopping at K-Mart except for slight pricing dissimilarities. I'm told on her last visit to Akris, she obtained a house dress for $7000 and a wallet for $300.

Is she didn't look nice they would just tear her apart for that. And what's $300 for a wallet if it protects the tens of thousands of dollars contained inside?


Parsimoniously Yours,
Handmaiden

[Didymus Much]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Ok, anyone who ever thought that Ted Cruz actually had a backbone (which would be a neat trick for a human-sized blobfish), SORRY!

Report: Ted Cruz Planning To Cuck Himself [Updated]


Ashley Feinberg
Today 2:45pm Filed to: CUCKS

Photo Credit: Susan Walsh/AP
Over the past year, Donald Trump has called Ted Cruz a liar and a wacko, accused his father of helping to assassinate JFK, called his wife ugly, humiliated him at the RNC, and even once referred to Ted himself as “a pussy.” Now, Politico is reporting that Ted Cruz is “expected” to finally endorse Donald Trump...

Never mind that "expected" thing, it's really happened:

Update 3:36 p.m.:
On today, September 23, in the year of our Lord 2016, Rafael Edward (Ted) Cruz got cucked.
The cucking, which took place on Facebook for all the world to see, is much too long and generally hard to look at. Here it is in full:

This election is unlike any other in our nation’s history. Like many other voters, I have struggled to determine the right course of action in this general election.
In Cleveland, I urged voters, “please, don’t stay home in November. Stand, and speak, and vote your conscience, vote for candidates up and down the ticket whom you trust to defend our freedom and to be faithful to the Constitution.”
After many months of careful consideration, of prayer and searching my own conscience, I have decided that on Election Day, I will vote for the Republican nominee, Donald Trump...

Ted's claiming to have a "conscience" now?

[handmaiden]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Ok, anyone who ever thought that Ted Cruz actually had a backbone (which would be a neat trick for a human-sized blobfish), SORRY!



Ted's claiming to have a "conscience" now?

Mr. Much, I believe that this post is a bit much. You are criticizing a prayerful Republican.


You haven't expressed any appreciation of Donald Trump here in The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread (surely, you could at least compliment his hair) and have made a thoroughly incorrect biological observation regarding Ted Cruz.


Mr. Cruz is air-breathing--and therefore easily distinguishable from any sort of fish. Furthermore, he is clearly a vertebrate, as he is able to stand before audiences and give speeches, including the one to which you allude. This indicates a non-blob state of being.


I suppose you thought you were being clever by using some form of metaphor or whatever. Bear in mind that we are Bible literalists, here. Babble about metaphors is not appreciated.


Chidingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Roland]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

[...]Furthermore, he is clearly a vertebrate, as he is able to stand before audiences and give speeches, including the one to which you allude. This indicates a non-blob state of being.

Couldn´t this be attributed to a substantial amount of hot air?

[handmaiden]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Couldn´t this be attributed to a substantial amount of hot air?

And he could also have been wearing a lobster suit under his clothes.


Get serious.


Straight-Facedly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Brentin]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I just get this happy feeling when I listen to Donald Trump. I understand what he's saying. He doesn't confuse me. And, he makes me laugh. I get him, and I think he gets me.

I was watching a video earlier today of a speech he gave at the Economic Club of New York, and I fully agree with your statement. Praise the Lord! For faithful servants.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

As this violence unfolds under Obama, I think we will see Donald blaming, not only Muslims, but also atheists. Ridding this country of Mexican, Muslims and atheists will make it safer.

I am afraid that it may not be enough to keep the Muslims and Mexicans out, and root out all the atheists to be expelled from this Godly country. Mr. Trump will need to try and execute these Barbarians at the Gate for their crimes against America, before they do more damage than just trying to gain unlawful entry. For if we ignore the INTENT of these POTENTIAL evil-doers and just send them back to their home countries with nothing more than a rebuke, they will indeed be back. As former President George W. Bush established when he created the camp at Guantanamo, we cannot release these soldiers of war back onto the battlefield to continue to do us harm. Mr. Trump knows this valuable lesson!

No, Mr. Trump will need build many, many camps around the country to house these soldiers of Satan, and fill them with atheists and sinners and the slovenly and the insufficiently devout, those who fail to honor our flag, and those who do not obey our police. Building walls and these camps can put thousands and thousands of our Af-ri-can Ah-merh-e-can youth-- unemployed and hopeless and without jobs and with terrible educations who get shot walking down the streets of our Af-ri-can Ah-merh-e-can neighborhoods-- back to work again!!

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I am afraid that it may not be enough to keep the Muslims and Mexicans out, and root out all the atheists to be expelled from this Godly country. Mr. Trump will need to try and execute these Barbarians at the Gate for their crimes against America, before they do more damage than just trying to gain unlawful entry. For if we ignore the INTENT of these POTENTIAL evil-doers and just send them back to their home countries with nothing more than a rebuke, they will indeed be back. As former President George W. Bush established when he created the camp at Guantanamo, we cannot release these soldiers of war back onto the battlefield to continue to do us harm. Mr. Trump knows this valuable lesson!

No, Mr. Trump will need build many, many camps around the country to house these soldiers of Satan, and fill them with atheists and sinners and the slovenly and the insufficiently devout, those who fail to honor our flag, and those who do not obey our police. Building walls and these camps can put thousands and thousands of our Af-ri-can Ah-merh-e-can youth-- unemployed and hopeless and without jobs and with terrible educations who get shot walking down the streets of our Af-ri-can Ah-merh-e-can neighborhoods-- back to work again!!

Mr. Worthington:

I am not sure what enterprises you have established as an entrepreneur, but I am afraid your expertise regarding Donald Trump's empty claims is a bit lacking.

Do you have any idea what it would take for Trump to just summarily kick out millions of innocents from this country? There are laws protecting them and I'll be the first to represent disenfranchised Blacks or any other ethnic group threatened by the fascist regime Trump proposes.

Have any of you in this church ever taken the time to research political science? Have you ever taken time to learn Constitutional law? There is thankfully a presence in our land today that wasn't here in the times of Japanese persecution years ago: a presence that will stand up against tyranny and illogical means of dealing with social issues. I promise before Almighty G_d that I will stand with that presence.

I will conduct seminars in the city of Freehold for a nominal fee so that all of you can understand how Trump's ideas are not ideas at all. They are a vainglorious attempt to perpetrate racism and hatred in our United States of America. True Americans will not stand for it, no matter what media's polls indicate. Come, man - you've achieved some wealth and stature if your photograph is any indication.

Of course, you can't judge a book by its cover. Perhaps you, too, are nothing more than a racist or supremacist. I hope that is untrue. Jesus H. Christ, people - join the 21st century.

Respectfully,
Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

[handmaiden]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

"Jesus H. Christ, people "


Ex- cooose me. Do not use Jesus's Sweet Name that way. We can tolerate your presence here because your professional expertise may be used to serve the church and therefore, give Glory to God. But you cannot use Our Lord's name in a way that suggests a bad word.


Gee Whiz, where does this fellow get off?!


Shushingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[BrotherLarry]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

"Jesus H. Christ, people "


Ex- cooose me. Do not use Jesus's Sweet Name that way. We can tolerate your presence here because your professional expertise may be used to serve the church and therefore, give Glory to God. But you cannot use Our Lord's name in a way that suggests a bad word.


Gee Whiz, where does this fellow get off?!


Shushingly Yours,


Handmaiden

Oh dear, Sister:


Be cautious about rebuking when you utilize improper terminology yourself. (Gee Whiz) Forgive me, LORD GOD, for repeating that.


This little term derived in the USA as a euphemistic shorthand for Jesus; in other words it is a minced oath. That original meaning is largely forgotten by those who use it now, who are in any account fewer than before, as it is now sounds rather old-fashioned. The further shortening of simple gee is still widely used in the USA, although neither version was ever common elsewhere.


It is no more acceptable than "Geez", "Jeebus" or any of the other terms I've heard used by those with no respect for our LORD.


Since you are a follower of Christ, His forgiveness for your female ignorance is always near (1 John 1:9). Almost any transgression can be forgotten with some time spent on your knees.


COME, LORD JESUS! (Rev. 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

"Jesus H. Christ, people "


Ex- cooose me. Do not use Jesus's Sweet Name that way. We can tolerate your presence here because your professional expertise may be used to serve the church and therefore, give Glory to God. But you cannot use Our Lord's name in a way that suggests a bad word.


Gee Whiz, where does this fellow get off?!


Shushingly Yours,


Handmaiden

Take a tranquilizer, Babe.
I'm on my way to Hofstra University to support Hillary at the debate by watching her pulverize Donald Trump. She's going to make an amazing president, with her experience, reliability, and her support of the Jewish Community in New York.


She and Bill frequently dined at Orchidea in Boro Park, which is a predominantly Jewish area of Brooklyn. It's a pricey little place and they pay well for legal services, so I'm a fan.


So sorry to offend your (limited) sensibilities sweetheart. I will try to refrain from using my 1st Amendment rights since obviously you have no support for the Constitution anyway. When you look G_d in the eye at the end of life's road, may He have mercy on your misguided soul. VOTE HILLARY!