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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #496
    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    The Border back to mexico? Its right over there!

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    • Bezukhov
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2014
      • 85

      #497
      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

      Let us show some appreciation for those who are helping The Great Trump on his quest.

      Aides Hurriedly Teaching Trump Bible Stories Via Flannelgraph Ahead of Meeting with Evangelicals.

      NEW YORK, NY—As Donald Trump prepared to meet with hundreds of top Evangelical leaders Tuesday morning, his aides were given the daunting task of trying to get the Republican presidential candidate up to speed on some basic biblical history. Turning to a method they knew would connect with Trump on his level, they reportedly dusted off an old flannelgraph found in the basement of a local church to give the real estate mogul a “quick primer” on key Bible stories.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12403

        #498
        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        There is constant talk of who Donald will choose to run with him as his Vice President. Those of us in Iowa politics have been urging him to choose our own beloved Senator, Joni Ernst.

        Senator Joni became a national figure when she aired a commercial about castrating hogs. I think it would be classy for Donald to appear with her in another castration commercial:

        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • PetitionLady
          Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 883

          #499
          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          Hear! Hear!!

          May God bless Mr. Trump and America!

          May God smite hillary, obama, and all their filthy ilk.

          AMEN!
          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
          ~Matt. 10:33

          ~~~~~~~
          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14076

            #500
            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau
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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #501
              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              Aidos amigos.
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              • PetitionLady
                Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 883

                #502
                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                Aidos amigos.
                Amen, Sister Daisy Mae!

                "Either we have a country or we don't." ~Donald J. Trump

                Acts 17:26 .... And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;


                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                ~Matt. 10:33

                ~~~~~~~
                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                • H. Montague Worthington
                  True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2716

                  #503
                  Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                  This is the kind of inspiring, energetic speaker Mr. Trump needs at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland!

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                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9384

                    #504
                    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                    This is the kind of inspiring, energetic speaker Mr. Trump needs at the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland!
                    Amen Brother Worthington - such men, infused with the power of the Holy Spirit, only seem to arise once in a generation.

                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • Prayer Warrior
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 839

                      #505
                      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      I've heard some critics accuse Trump of being arrogant. Well, worry no more! The man himself not only demonstrated his humility, he reports he is more humble than his interviewer could understand. Case closed!




                      Trump is simply the greatest at being humble. If he were to enter a contest of humility and overall down to earthiness, he'd win by a landslide.
                      Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #506
                        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

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                        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                          An old soul
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4879

                          #507
                          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
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                          The President adding a new star to the flag... what could this mean? Is he making Heaven the 51st State? And if not, why not?! Time for a constitutional amendment.
                          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                          • WilliamJenningsBryan
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 9384

                            #508
                            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                            The President adding a new star to the flag... what could this mean? Is he making Heaven the 51st State? And if not, why not?! Time for a constitutional amendment.
                            I would certainly perish the thought that it might be bankrupt Puerto Rico - we've got enough illegal Mexicans already.
                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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                            • Johny Joe Hold
                              Mayor of Freehold
                               
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 12403

                              #509
                              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                              I would certainly perish the thought that it might be bankrupt Puerto Rico - we've got enough illegal Mexicans already.
                              I've heard that back in ancient Greece some places were called "city states." It meant a city that was actually an independent state or even country.

                              Maybe Donald is sewing on the star called "Freehold."
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                                 
                                • Jul 2014
                                • 8374

                                #510
                                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                I've heard that back in ancient Greece some places were called "city states." It meant a city that was actually an independent state or even country.

                                Maybe Donald is sewing on the star called "Freehold."
                                I had been hoping against hope that it was England, now that The Donald has realized that the Scotch are determined to be Europeons, but Freehold would be SO VERY MUCH better! You would then be Governor and get to set our very own State Laws, Mr Mayor, Sir.
                                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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