Over 120 dead in France

[Jim C. Lombardo]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/11/14/french-police-report-shootout-and-explosion-in-paris/

Vive le France, they're under attack and it's moon-worshiping towel apes slaying cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Why am I not the least surprised? (and who really cares? I mean, it's France. Did they really expect anything else? It's like using a brush covered in bird poop to clean a urine stain.)

I say we just watch them rub each other out, and enjoy the show with some American brew. Amen!

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Over 120 dead in France

Incidentally, my ancestral name Lombardo is not to be confused with the province of Lombardy. I'm not French.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Over 120 dead in France

I can tell you from live on the scene that French people are out in the streets in droves, surrendering to anyone foreign-looking. When I went for my usual Saturday morning massage, when I spoke to anyone to say good morning (in American, as always) people would form a line and try to surrender - that is, until I told them I was American then they wanted to me rescue them. Quite, quite embarrassing.

By the way, I won't be cancelling my pre-thanksgiving firework display this evening so if anyone is near Paris come on over! It's fancy dress with an ethnic theme; funny hats, long beards, that kind of thing.

[Back against wall]

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I can tell you from live on the scene

We are glad you are OK Brother Dr. Anthony. We the True Christians™ were actually enquiring about you.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Over 120 dead in France

We are glad you are OK Brother Dr. Anthony. We the True Christians™ were actually enquiring about you.

Thank you for your concern! But as Jim said above, it's just France. 120-odd dead is a normal Friday night most places in Europistan - in fact, slightly low when there's a soccer match on.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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I blame the rock music. Was it really a coincidence that the worst of the carnage took place at a death metal concert? I think not! Rock music lyrics are filled with death, violence and destruction (unlike the Bible), they were clearly inspired.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Where were their GUNS?!?!?

That is the issue here. Even Islam is secondary. If these people had the legal right to defend themselves—and the historical precedent that comes with that right—the terrorists would never have dared attack them so brazenly.

[Back against wall]

Re: Over 120 dead in France

Where were their GUNS?!?!?

That is the issue here. Even Islam is secondary. If these people had the legal right to defend themselves—and the historical precedent that comes with that right—the terrorists would never have dared attack them so brazenly.

Every Frenchie was armed with a bread stick, bad body odor a disapproving look on their faces and a copy of Édith Piaf's last album.

Vive La Baker!

[Alvin Moss]

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This was a very cruel and unnecessary attack. The French had already surrendered and allowed in as many Mohammedeans as cared to come in to their country. It is lucky for the French that there are plenty of Frenchmen. They can spare a few if they have to. I thought the French had some atomic bombs. I wonder why they haven't dropped them on the Arabs. They are very close to France and they could easily be bombed in the morning without interfering with lunch.

[Nobar King]

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Can you imagine if Josh Homme had been killed? Then it would have been a tragedy.

[Cranky Old Man]

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All these drunk French w(h)ining about a few tiny explosions shows once more how weak they are. I have been in 4 wars and you never hear me complain about it. I am certain Jesus created the French just to annoy me. Forcing me to endure severe suffering so I have to actually earn my stay in Heaven (Matthew 7:13-14).

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Frankly, the French had it coming. France did not support Godly President George W. Bush when he invaded Afghanistan and Iraq. President W. wanted France's support but the French ran and hid.

Muslims saw this. They said to themselves, "The French are afraid to fight. We can blow them up and the will not retaliate."

Let's hope the French learn from this. When President Trump wants send the French to some country to fight for U. S. interests, maybe they will stand at attention and say, "Yes Sir President Trump."

[I Man Rastafari]

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In my home country which is Jamaica we never have people from Syria come and shoot at us. I have no overstanding of why these Arab people like to go over to France and shoot at French people. The French people who come to Jamaica stay on the beach at the resorts for white people. They are very rude and they like to drink rum and shout in French but no one has any overstanding of what they are saying. Most of them can not speak any kind of English. I guess if you want to shoot at people you might as well shoot at French people as anyone else.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If God sees fit to smite a few hundreds of those cheese-eating surrender monkeys, then who am I to question Him?

[Youth Minister Harry]

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This was bound to happen. The Landover No-Homo Boys Choir, also known as the "Killing For Christ" band, went on missionary in France last month. The boys set up their musical instruments in a market square and played for as long as they could before the stazi came and forcibly removed us. The boys were able to get through ONE song. ONE! That song was HomoHammed, a hymn that warns that Islam is a homosexual death-cult started by a gay rapist. They were warned FAIRLY and they did not listen. Praise God, they were warned.