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Re: Over 120 dead in France

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And you are right, this was bound to happen. God just hates the French. They are Heathens and Sinners. God has shown His hate for the French many times. Least not the 1490s God rained down upon these Heathens the Syphilis also known as the Great Pox and later known as lues (named after the French kings Louis and pronounced the same) sometimes Napoleon's disease. Body Lice, louse-borne infectious diseases, such as epidemic typhus caused by Rickettsia prowazekii were spread across the French people. This is why Napoleon failed to defeat the Russians. The soldiers were so lice and pox ridden ¾’s of them died and the rest were useless Homofaggots that went home, wussies.

In 1688 Plague killed 40,000. Around 1701 Smallpox, 1714 Measles ,1720 Plague again,1733 Smallpox again, about 1832 80,000 died from Cholera .. it just doesn’t stop, the list is endless. WAY TO GO JESUS!

If it isn’t bad enough the stinky vile French brought disease into America “French Settlement Disease” named so because it was discovered in a French settlement, Louisiana near the Amite River, about 90 miles northwest of New Orleans. About 1000 of the vile putrid scum. These French-fries still carry this disease to this day. So if ever anywhere near the French settlement, make sure your gun is loaded.

So be it. Once again God has rained down upon these Heathens, other Heathens. Sinners be warned, is hot and homely for the likes of you.

Exodus 9:14 For I will at this time send all my plagues upon thine heart, and upon thy servants, and upon thy people; that thou mayest know that there is none like me in all the earth.

Exodus 9:15 For now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee and thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the earth.

Exodus 9:16 And in very deed for this cause have I raised thee up, for to shew in thee my power; and that my name may be declared throughout all the earth.

Brother BAW

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Over 120 dead in France

Bombs going off in Paris are a favorite pastime of the French, owing mainly to their home grown anarchists. They seem to celebrate it, much as we celebrate the 4th of July by setting off fireworks here in the US - but for them it probably has much more to do with reading too much Jean-Paul Sartre, and they seem to worship the tramp Simone de Beauvoir much like the idolization of Hollywood starlets.

The French are also good at producing perfumes, mainly because they are reluctant to abandon their prolific production of stinking cheeses. There are some that praise their cooking skills, but most historians acknowledge that French food was an abomination until Catherine de Medici taught them how to cook and eat with a fork. There is some dispute as to whether the French invented oral sex, but they have come up with some innovative (some say disgusting) uses for butter.

Sure, the French refused to support Godly George W. Bush in killing mooselimbs in Iraq and Afganistan - but their reluctance is partially understandable given the French misadventures with attempting to civilize the mooselimbs in Colonial Algeria. It wasn't until the French decided to become enamored of Marx and socialism that they started inviting the mooselimbs into their country - thinking they could buy their votes with welfare benefits like ObamaPhones. The mooselimbs of course have no interest in ObamaPhones - except perhaps to use them as remote detonating devices for their IED's.

Despite being known as rude and obnoxious, the French can sometime be fun loving as in the case of Charlie Hebdo - but as soon as a the mooselimbs expressed their displeasure they retreated rather than demanding their citizens be armed with adequate weapons. More than a Century earlier they were devoted to Jacques Offenbach until they lost a little Franco Prussian war, after which Jacques fell into obscurity as being too frivolous.

It took the Spanish from 1492 to 1614 to finally rid themselves of the mooselimbs, but the delay was mainly due to the meddlesome cathylicks. Today it would be called "ethnic cleansing", but I'm sure that The Donald could send in some of his people as consultants to the French.

[Elmer G. White]

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The purpose of life is to let Jesus (Romans 2:16) gather enough material to determine if a person is worthy of Heaven or if his ultimate disposal site is the Furnace.

Acts 10:42
And he commanded us to preach unto the people, and to testify that it is he which was ordained of God to be the Judge of quick and dead.

Nothing happens without God knowing and permitting it.

1 John 3:20
For if our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart, and knoweth all things.

Of course, our hearts are filled with anguish when people are killed prematurely from our viewpoint. As always, God's Final Will remains a mystery but as He knows Everything, He would have known that this incident was to take place and decided not to prevent it.

• Is this righteous Puhishment (Genesis 6:5)?
• Is this a Warning (Matthew 3:7)?
• Or is this both (Luke 3:7)?

The evidence suggests that it is both. While this is clearly a power struggle between papists, the Muslim Papists against the Roman Papists and presumably triggered by the liberal "progressive" policies of Pope Frances, we cannot exclude the significance of Jesus when something like this takes place.

My initial reaction was to feel sad about those few who could have eventually chosen Jesus and been salvageable for Heaven. However, as Jesus did nothing to prevent this, it is likely that there were no potential Heaven-bound individuals (John 1:12) affected. Jesus makes no mistakes and has not really had any regrets since the days of Noah (Genesis 6:6). Also this episode will eventually be revealed as something that serves the great and beautiful Master Plan of God. We are lucky to know that these occurrences are for the Good of all men (Zephaniah 3:17), as if we didn't believe in the all-encompassing love of Jesus (John 3:16-18), it would be hard to tolerate news such as this one and understand that the apparent violence (Numbers 8:17) will be explained to us in due course in Heaven!

We must, as always, thank God for His correct and unbiased judgment. Bad things happen only when you fail to have enough Faith and neglect to pray God to spare you from these skirmishes (Matthew 17:20). Again, we can be grateful to Jesus and our Pastors, who have taught us to pray and thus avoid unpleasant incidents!




Thank you, Jesus for showing the World once again you Might and Wrath!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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And you are right, this was bound to happen. God just hates the French. They are Heathens and Sinners. God has shown His hate for the French many times. Least not the 1490s God rained down upon these Heathens the Syphilis also known as the Great Pox and later known as lues (named after the French kings Louis and pronounced the same) sometimes Napoleon's disease. Body Lice, louse-borne infectious diseases, such as epidemic typhus caused by Rickettsia prowazekii were spread across the French people. This is why Napoleon failed to defeat the Russians. The soldiers were so lice and pox ridden ¾’s of them died and the rest were useless Homofaggots that went home, wusses.

In 1688 Plague killed 40,000. Around 1701 Smallpox, 1714 Measles ,1720 Plague again,1733 Smallpox again, about 1832 80,000 died from Cholera .. it just doesn’t stop, the list is endless. WAY TO GO JESUS!

This sounds like a reason to count the Paris bodies under the LORD in The Official Deity Body Count! I don't know if it's just me, or if the LORD is truly slowing down His Epic Smiting of sinners. In any case, they should count for something, right?

[Back against wall]

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This sounds like a reason to count the Paris bodies under the LORD in The Official Deity Body Count! I don't know if it's just me, or if the LORD is truly slowing down His Epic Smiting of sinners. In any case, they should count for something, right?

Exactly Good Sister Mary.
I have been informed that the French fries just dropped 20 missiles in retaliation. I suspect it was on their own country. As arrogance would prevail, the chances are they attacked their own people and that phallic relic the Eiffel Tower is no more.
The French Pompous Minister was quoted as saying;

"AwHaw, we no like to be dictated who kill wee peoples, we peoples dictate no, no? Ahtew hock spit snort pig!"

Translation currently unavailable

[Micah Obediah Birch]

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France is guilty of many sins, not the least of which is pornography. No doubt this is their just punishment. My grandpappy, Abner Elihu Birch, brought back a large collection of French postcards from WWII to expose their sin. He shared these with Head Deacon, Brother Mayhew, after which they burned them out back of Rocky Mount Primitive Baptist church. My daddy, Eleazer Birch, may have kept one or two. At least I found one tucked in Daniel 7 of his Holy 1620 KJV.

Matthew 5:27-28

27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

[Back against wall]

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And this is how God will rid the world of Heathens.

JUST IN

'Suicide bomber dead' after raid targeting Paris attacks mastermind

A woman has died after detonating a suicide belt during a police raid in Saint-Denis targeting the suspected mastermind behind the deadly Paris attacks

The process of self elimination. God is a genius! Praise Jesus!

[James Hutchins]

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This all reminds me of Hitlers brilliant strategy. He first got the poor joos and nigras to fight each other in the ghettos. Once they had wiped each other out, it was an easy task to determine who was who and load them onto trains (this is already being done in hungry).
If the towel heads try and come here, we can put them in Murray Silverstains place in the catskills.

[Free Market Fred]

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting pretty sick of this. Every time I turn on the TV, all I hear is some reporters going on and on about the Mooslim terrorists in France. Like France was important or something. Hey, the only thing they ever invented over there was French fries, French toast and homos.

And now it's just gotten worse. In the past 24 hours the liberal media is obsessed with some terrorist attack in Mali. I mean is Mali even a country?

I asked my accounting people to check to see if my company even sold anything to Mali in the past year. All they could come up with is that - thanks to privatization - we did get a US government no-bid contract to ship them food aid, an opportunity we used to unload several container loads of made-in-China food products that had been declared unsafe by the Chink authorities due to contamination from one of our metal-plating factories near Shanghai. Seems that our black ops people also shipped a few million dollars worth of weapons and ammo to an "NCO" in Mali, but that was through a third party buyer in the Ukraine, one of them Orange Revolution "freedom fighter" groups we organized, so it was "off the books" if you know what I mean.


Ukrainian freedom fighters, helping the people of Mali

Thankfully, Fox News limits its coverage of foreign events to no more than 5% of their programming, and often it's less than that. I mean what would you rather hear about, some pissant countries like France and Mali, or really important stuff like the War on Christmas™ and Sarah Palin's botox treatments?

So I think that everyone just needs to calm down. Stop worrying about terrorists all the time - just vote Republican and you'll be safe. And remember, Thanksgiving is next week - we got lots of hormone-fattened turkeys just waiting for you and your loved ones. And one day later is the beginning of Christmas shopping season, a sacred time of year endorsed by Jesus Christ himself! Don't spoil these happy times with worry about some foreigners wearing suicide vests (made by my company at our clothing factories in China!). America is an exceptional country - bad things only happen over there in other countries that we're bombing, so you and your family are safe.