[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

It seems that Brexit won the round, as, even when President Trumo will be re-elected, it will still be there.

[upchucker67]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

Sometimes dreams come true, because folks it's happened; Britain has said adios to their smelly cheese-eating Euro-trash counterparts. Not that it will do them too much good, they're still a bunch of buck-toothed tea-sipping faggots, but it's a start. And with Trump's Imperial Reign in effect, it's due course both are set to last FOREVER! Whoopie! :

[its_faith]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

I think both eras of greatness will last long past my time on Earth.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

Well the clock is finally ticking down, having been stopped for far too long, and I am delighted to report that Britain is now scheduled to leave Europe two weeks from today, on 31st January at midnight Dutch time. Why Dutch time? Well, this is only 11 p.m. British time, and a full six hours earlier than that in Freehold - which means that The Boris has negotiated an early release.

But, speaking of clocks, there has been a campaign to mark British freedom by Making Big Ben Bong For Brexit. This was led by British statesman Mr Nigel Farage (** see below) and his curiously-spelled millionaire friend Mr Arron Banks, and crowd-funding was involved - what with the tower, the clock and the bell all being temporarily closed for renovation, Mr Banks could not be expected to cough up for it. Indeed, dozens of crowdfunding pages were set up, which just shows people's enthusiasm! But despite the national outcry, the government is currently claiming that as the floor of the belltower has been removed this is problematic.

Mr Farage (** again, see below) remains confident that Big Ben Will Bong for Brexit and that millions of people will assemble in central London to see (and hear) the occasion. I would expect Fox News to cover this.

** I think this is a good moment to clear up the pronunciation of Mr Farage's name. Real Americans™ obviously pronounce it to rhyme with their (correct) pronunciation of "garage" - guh'raaaahj. But in Godless Britain, garage has long been pronounced garr-idge. So Mr Farage's name is pronounced farr-idge, which rhymes with marriage.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

What are British Burger Kings and KFCs selling if they're not using Godly American beef and poultry?

I dread to think of it, Brother Dennis! We never eat there - or at McDonald's - for fear of being poisoned by Euromeat. It's tragic for the children. When, oh when, will my dear husband be recalled to serve in the Godly USA?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

Someone called Theresa Villiers has announced that even after Brexit, people in Britain will still be unable to exercise their human right to consume chlorinated chicken and hormonified beef.

Absurd. Chlorine is good for you; it kills harmful bacteria. Would anyone want to swim in an unchlorinated pool? And if hormones were bad, then why would athletes inject themselves with it to enhance their performance?


What are British Burger Kings and KFCs selling if they're not using Godly American beef and poultry?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

Someone called Theresa Villiers has announced that even after Brexit, people in Britain will still be unable to exercise their human right to consume chlorinated chicken and hormonified beef.

The US regards the rules against these products as a European ruse to protect its own producers, and has stated that the trade of both meat products will be central to any UK-US trade deal after Brexit.

Nobody has ever heard of Theresa Villiers. Has Mrs May perhaps reverted to her maiden name, or even remarried, for the purpose of infiltrating The Boris's government and scuppering his plans to lead Britain into the 20th Century?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

My Brothers, don't fret over this simple issue any longer! The solution to Brexit will be implemented well before the 31st Century January deadline, just as soon as Boris returns from vacationing. I'm guessing no bongo necessary but none of us outside the loop really know - perhaps bongo will be crucial. Either way the Eton Old Boys will deliver þ (the symbol formerly known as Brexit), as much of it as you can handle.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

Oh yes, a European Union headed by Italy, Finland, and Croatia is sure to be a superpower with massive influence on the world stage, just like the African Union or the Latin American Parliament. Won't the British, French, and Germans feel so left out when the Iberians, Slavs, and Muslims of the EU are off dominating the world and colonizing Mars? Such a pity.

If Africa was given a leading role, people in Britain could import bongo drums with no tariffs. They could learn to dance around camp fires and be very happy.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

Here is a helpful list of who is in charge:

Oh yes, a European Union headed by Italy, Finland, and Croatia is sure to be a superpower with massive influence on the world stage, just like the African Union or the Latin American Parliament. Won't the British, French, and Germans feel so left out when the Iberians, Slavs, and Muslims of the EU are off dominating the world and colonizing Mars? Such a pity.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

Here is a helpful list of who is in charge:

President of the European Council (since December 2019, Charles Michel - a Belgian)
President of the European Commission (since December 2019, Ursula von der Leyen - a German)
President of the European Parliament (since July 2019, David Sassoli - an Eyetie)
President of the Council of the European Union (since July 2019, an anonymous Finish, or possibly the entire population of Finnland, but with effect from next month a Croat, which is not the same as a Kraut)

Things are much simpler in Britain, as demonstrated over the past 2 years. The entity in charge of Great Britain is the Queen the Prime Minister Parliament the Supreme Court of England the Supreme Court of Scotland the People Rupert Murdoch God President Trump.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

Brexit, Frexit, and Germexit will finally destroy the EU ...

You're forgetting Ethpexit: the heathen Spainish are in a little bit of trouble with their EUrOverlords for jailing a rebellious Catalan. The problem is that they did this after he was elected a member of the EUroParliament, when he should have been immune from prosecution or jail or whatever. None of this is clear, as the man had already been in jail for nearly two years awaiting trial, but EUroRegulations are a mystery to everyone, what with being made up on the spot by .... well, nobody knows that either.

Here is a helpful list of who is in charge:

President of the European Council (since December 2019, Charles Michel - a Belgian)
President of the European Commission (since December 2019, Ursula von der Leyen - a German)
President of the European Parliament (since July 2019, David Sassoli - an Eyetie)
President of the Council of the European Union (since July 2019, an anonymous Finish, or possibly the entire population of Finnland, but with effect from next month a Croat, which is not the same as a Kraut)

If anyone knows who is running things, please let President Boris Johnson know. Or don't. It's all the same to him.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

It seems America has popped that ingrown cyst of a President out, and now the wounds can heal. The Brexit dream shall reign on past, while Trump becomes a footnote; Johnson is the True Beauty King.

Clearly you don't know the difference between impeachment and indictment. The godless, liberal, heathen-controlled House voted to impeach Trump. In case you hadn't noticed, he is still President today, even though he was impeached last night. Godly Republicans control the Senate, so he will not be indicted, so he will not be removed from office. Jesus wins. And Brexit, like acquittal, is also a foregone conclusion at this point, not a mere dream but an impending reality. Next on P̶u̶t̶i̶n̶'̶s̶ Jesus's agenda is to replace France's Macron with Marine Le Pen and boot out Angela Merkel with the Alternative for Germany. Brexit, Frexit, and Germexit will finally destroy the EU while Trump smashes the Democrats, and at last Christ's kingdom on earth will arise.

[Emily Brent]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

It seems America has popped that ingrown cyst of a President out, and now the wounds can heal. The Brexit dream shall reign on past, while Trump becomes a footnote; Johnson is the True Beauty King.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Which will last longer: Brexit dream or Trump presidency?

Last week the Britishers voted in a surprize election to hand the stirrups to Boris Johnson giving him a large majority.

Indeed, Brother Dr. Toole, Sir. And who knows, at the next shock election they may even hand him the reins as well. It is all very exciting. (and President Trump).