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  • Bob4God
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    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #1

    When will America invade Greece?

    As the great superpower and inspiration to the rest of the unsaved and uncivilized world, it is our duty to invade and liberate the heathens.

    It is true that we have our hands full with liberating Iraq and Afghanistan, but there's nothing our boys in the military can't handle!

    When will our glorious nation invade Greece and tell those heathens to shape up or ship out?

    I am the first to say that all unsaved garbage deserves a chance to be civilized and helped by America, and the recent flood of fat hairy Greeks to our Godly forums has me wondering when we will arrive on their shores to cure their sickness.

    Perhaps we can start writing letters to Congress and include links to some of the Greek posts on our forums to inspire them to take action against the Greek Menace?
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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: When will America invade Greece?

    You know, I think we could just contract the Turks to handle that for us. It's not like they haven't done it before.

    Hell, the Turks could send in their women to do it.
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    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Turk Sucker
      Unsaved Trash
      • Sep 2008
      • 49

      #3
      Re: When will America invade Greece?

      Now,guys,don't be that dumb.

      Haven't you watched "Don't mess with the Zohan" yet???We and the Turks will do what the Jews and the Palestinians in the movie did and we'll kick your ass!!!
      I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: When will America invade Greece?

        Originally posted by Turk Sucker View Post
        Now,guys,don't be that dumb.

        Haven't you watched "Don't mess with the Zohan" yet???We and the Turks will do what the Jews and the Palestinians in the movie did and we'll kick your ass!!!
        No, I don't think that played at the Freehold Movie JesusPlex. Is it a documentary? And what do Greeks have to do with Joos?
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        • H. Montague Worthington
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          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2716

          #5
          Re: When will America invade Greece?

          Sure, everyone wants to wipe Greece off the face of the map. But I am looking forward to the election of John McCain and our impending invasion of Spain.

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          By electing John McCain, America can finally finish what we started in the Spanish-American War! I'm so glad that we're about to elect "A Teddy Roosevelt Republican," so we can make that final charge up San Juan Hill!

          And then after that, we can move on to finish what we started in Vietnam!

          GLORY!!

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          • Turk Sucker
            Unsaved Trash
            • Sep 2008
            • 49

            #6
            Re: When will America invade Greece?

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            No, I don't think that played at the Freehold Movie JesusPlex. Is it a documentary? And what do Greeks have to do with Joos?
            It's a metaphor.Try it sometime.Jesus loves them.And so does House!! \m/
            I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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            • Bobby-Joe
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              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: When will America invade Greece?

              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
              Sure, everyone wants to wipe Greece off the face of the map. But I am looking forward to the election of John McCain and our impending invasion of Spain.

              Breaking news and analysis from time.com. Politics, world news, photos, video, tech reviews, health, science, and entertainment news.


              By electing John McCain, America can finally finish what we started in the Spanish-American War! I'm so glad that we're about to elect "A Teddy Roosevelt Republican," so we can make that final charge up San Juan Hill!

              And then after that, we can move on to finish what we started in Vietnam!

              GLORY!!

              Godly thought Brother! Time for FREEDOM(r) to come to Spain the rest of Latin America. Why should it be the Iraqis who get the fruits of good government. Let us liberate those poor opposed Spaniards languishing in the Zapasta dictatorship in South America.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
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                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #8
                Re: When will America invade Greece?

                Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                But I am looking forward to the election of John McCain and our impending invasion of Spain.

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                By electing John McCain, America can finally finish what we started in the Spanish-American War! I'm so glad that we're about to elect "A Teddy Roosevelt Republican," so we can make that final charge up San Juan Hill!
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