How Do I Explain This?

[TC Patriot]

One of my best customers an avid anti Joo and Christian White man brought up something that has me puzzled. He pointed out to me that it would be an Obamanation to have this half breed Obama but he would opt for Obama over McCain who he sees as a Joo lover because Joo Lieberman is always at his side. I don't want to offend this guy because her is a good customer and a great American but he seems to make a point. How can I explain to him that McCain is not a Joo lover? I told him if McCain were a Joo lover he would pick have picked Joo Lieberman. How do I set him straight on that score?

He also told me that in Gaelic McCain means son of Cain. I looked it up and it is true. This one has me confused too. Atleat he is not voting for Obama as he is writing in David Duke.

I do suspect the joo media is using some sort of Joo tickery on and perhaps they are only making it look like John McCain and Joo Lieberman are best friends. I still think we need a third and fourth term with W but I will still vote for McCain as Christ has commanded.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

What is worse, a Godly man who happens to be affiliated with a joo? Or a homosexual-loving terrorist that will surely doom this country?

The choice is quite simple when you look at the pros and cons.

John McCain wasn't my first choice, but he is clearly the one God wants running this nation!

[TC Patriot]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

What is worse, a Godly man who happens to be affiliated with a joo? Or a homosexual-loving terrorist that will surely doom this country?

The choice is quite simple when you look at the pros and cons.

John McCain wasn't my first choice, but he is clearly the one God wants running this nation!

I was thinking that too but it is good to hear it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

I was thinking that too but it is good to hear it.

Yes friend, remember McCain has moved beyond his youthful indiscretion with "isle crossing" and is now a TRUE American maverick that he always was. The American people really want know about Obama sick past as a child predator luring older men into raping him.

Is America ready for a former child sex predator? I think not.

[TC Patriot]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

Yes friend, remember McCain has moved beyond his youthful indiscretion with "isle crossing" and is now a TRUE American maverick that he always was. The American people really want know about Obama sick past as a child predator luring older men into raping him.

Is America ready for a former child sex predator? I think not.

So true! In 2000 McCain was not the Godly man he is today. Both he and our next co President Sister Sarah exude the same Godliness we see in co Presidents Bush and Cheney.

I have one more question. Why did Jesus make her baby Trigger a mongoloid idiot? He has yet to reveal that to me. He did hint that there will be a healing.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

So true! In 2000 McCain was not the Godly man he is today. Both he and our next co President Sister Sarah exude the same Godliness we see in co Presidents Bush and Cheney.

I have one more question. Why did Jesus make her baby Trigger a mongoloid idiot? He has yet to reveal that to me. He did hint that there will be a healing.

Sare 'trad baby is a gift from Jesus to show that all unborn are precious to Him. That child will live a life of wealth, comfort and privileged far outside the dreams of any poor, unsaved trash 'tard baby. This is because Jesus loves that baby and He doesn't love those other ones.

[TC Patriot]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

Sare 'trad baby is a gift from Jesus to show that all unborn are precious to Him. That child will live a life of wealth, comfort and privileged far outside the dreams of any poor, unsaved trash 'tard baby. This is because Jesus loves that baby and He doesn't love those other ones.

Yep. Thanks for explaining that to me.

[Brother Terrence]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

Can we show a little candor and class here. Palin does not have a "tard" baby. The term is waterhead. And, we should all embrace that little waterhead, for surely, he has seen Sarah in the nude.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

One of my best customers an avid anti Joo and Christian White man brought up something that has me puzzled. He pointed out to me that it would be an Obamanation to have this half breed Obama but he would opt for Obama over McCain who he sees as a Joo lover because Joo Lieberman is always at his side. I don't want to offend this guy because her is a good customer and a great American but he seems to make a point. How can I explain to him that McCain is not a Joo lover? I told him if McCain were a Joo lover he would pick have picked Joo Lieberman. How do I set him straight on that score?

Is your friend familiar with end times prophecy? We can support a strong Israel without being Jew-lovers. As soon as Jesus comes back He's going to cast all of the Jews in to Hell anyway, and the stronger we make Israel, the sooner that's going to happen.

He also told me that in Gaelic McCain means son of Cain. I looked it up and it is true. This one has me confused too. Atleat he is not voting for Obama as he is writing in David Duke.

As much as I'd like to see David Duke as president, it isn't going to happen this year, and McCain needs all the votes he can get in Missouri.

I read David Duke's article on the subject and I know he doesn't see very much difference between the two. However, there is a major difference and that is the judicial appointments they are likely to make. McCain will appoint people who will side with Jesus, whereas Obama will appoint people on the side of secular values like personal liberty and civil rights.

Does you have any mutual friends in solid red states like Texas, Alaska, Kansas, or Idaho who are planning on voting for McCain? Maybe you can get one of them to write in David Duke in one of those states, while your friend votes for McCain where he needs it.

I still think we need a third and fourth term with W but I will still vote for McCain as Christ has commanded.

God bless you, brother.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

Can we show a little candor and class here. Palin does not have a "tard" baby. The term is waterhead. And, we should all embrace that little waterhead, for surely, he has seen Sarah in the nude.

I've kept myself from mentioning this until now. Brother Terrence, you need to change your avatar. I was on a website where they list anti-christian TV shows and your avatar is from one of those shows!

It's call Space Kids Lunch Parade or some such thing. The website said it used coarse language, extreme cartoon violence and that it often DIRECTLY MOCKED GOD! You seem like a decent Christian, I think you could find a more appropriate avatar.

YIC

Aaron Portway, Landover AirJesus Captain

[Brother Terrence]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

I assure you Captain, I was wholly unaware of such a character. I simply set out to find as accurate a representation of myself as I could, but animated. I will rectify the situation instantly, and Pray to Jesus as to what my penance for such an infraction should be. I try very hard to live my life in "The Light", and hope one day to be honored with the title of True Christian. I hope sir, that I have not offended you.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

I assure you Captain, I was wholly unaware of such a character. I simply set out to find as accurate a representation of myself as I could, but animated. I will rectify the situation instantly, and Pray to Jesus as to what my penance for such an infraction should be. I try very hard to live my life in "The Light", and hope one day to be honored with the title of True Christian. I hope sir, that I have not offended you.

I'm not a moderator, so I cannot infract you. And infractions aren't usually handed out without a gentle suggestion first, after all, we are Christians here and we are nothing if not forgiving! Praise!

However, if you had refused to change to a more Godly avatar, the infractions and negative reputation would have started flying! But you didn't refuse, and Jesus and I thank you for that. It's best not to offend the Pastors here, because when you do, you offend God. As it says in Romans here:

Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Romans 13:1-4

[mike_bomb]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

You kind folks seem to forget that this election is not for McCain, it is for the chosen one. McCain will only serve briefly, whilst the chosen prepares for her reign. God will again be amongst us when Sarah is our leader.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

I'm sneaky suspicious of your username, friend. It sounds like a Muslim name translated literally into English.

You kind folks seem to forget that this election is not for McCain, it is for the chosen one. McCain will only serve briefly, whilst the chosen prepares for her reign. God will again be amongst us when Sarah is our leader.

McCain will only serve briefly? How would you know something like that? Do you have something planned, Mahmoud? Are you involved in of some kind of plot that you would like to talk about?

We're here to listen, friend.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[TC Patriot]

Re: How Do I Explain This?

Pastor, many of us are upset that soon our Godly President Bush will not be running America. Wall Street too is panicking. We know that Sister Palin has a Godly track record and stellar resume. We also remember how our Godly President Bush rebuked McCain in 2000 in South Carolina. John McCain has only recently come into the fold but Sister Sarah has been a true Christian for a very long time. People see Brother John gallivanting around with that Joo boy Lieberman and they panic. They are not aware of the LBC vetting process used by God's Only Party.

I just saw a video of McCain at the Wailing wall with those beanie wearing jew bobbin back and forth like a bunch of wood peckers and and speaking the Joo mumbo jumbo. It makes folks nervous. We need the guidance and assurance that only LBC's theologians can give. Jesus told me to vote for McCain and that is good enough for me but others may need reassurance.