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In these last few days of America's Greatest Presidential Administration, and before John McCain and Sarah Palin are elected as Mavericks in Chief, my thoughts have turned to properly showing our appreciation for all the courageous and wonderful things that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney have done for Our Nation.
Honoring George W. Bush is easy-- we can put his smiling face on the $10 bill to replace the mincing pansy that is on it now. We can carve his visage over that disgusting miscegenationist Thomas Jefferson on Mount Rushmore. We can rename the UN building George W. Bush Plaza. And we can rename Canal Street in New Orleans George W. Bush Boulevard in honor of his contributions toward eliminating Negroes in that town.
But my concern is more for honoring the Best Vice President This Nation Has Ever Had(tm) -- by far. Dick Cheney has revolutionized the office of the Vice President by taking it out of the Executive Branch and creating an entirely new category and set of responsibilities for the office. He has been a model of integrity and True Christian compassion that all Americans can aspire to. Dick Cheney is an American Hero-- and if you ask me, the brains behind the tremendous accomplishments of the Bush Administration.
Some say that Dick Cheney uses hypnotism and mind control to make President Bush conform to his will. Some namby pamby LIEberals have called Dick Cheney a sadistic maniac with an unquenchable thirst for warm human blood. But whatever is responsible for the state our nation is in today, you have to give Dick Cheney a great deal of the credit!
I'd welcome suggestions for a proper honor for Mr. Cheney, as I will be in Washington quite a bit over the next few months in preparation for the McCain/Palin transition.
Honoring George W. Bush is easy-- we can put his smiling face on the $10 bill to replace the mincing pansy that is on it now. We can carve his visage over that disgusting miscegenationist Thomas Jefferson on Mount Rushmore. We can rename the UN building George W. Bush Plaza. And we can rename Canal Street in New Orleans George W. Bush Boulevard in honor of his contributions toward eliminating Negroes in that town.
But my concern is more for honoring the Best Vice President This Nation Has Ever Had(tm) -- by far. Dick Cheney has revolutionized the office of the Vice President by taking it out of the Executive Branch and creating an entirely new category and set of responsibilities for the office. He has been a model of integrity and True Christian compassion that all Americans can aspire to. Dick Cheney is an American Hero-- and if you ask me, the brains behind the tremendous accomplishments of the Bush Administration.
Some say that Dick Cheney uses hypnotism and mind control to make President Bush conform to his will. Some namby pamby LIEberals have called Dick Cheney a sadistic maniac with an unquenchable thirst for warm human blood. But whatever is responsible for the state our nation is in today, you have to give Dick Cheney a great deal of the credit!
I'd welcome suggestions for a proper honor for Mr. Cheney, as I will be in Washington quite a bit over the next few months in preparation for the McCain/Palin transition.
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