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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #1

    More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

    Brothers and Sisters:

    An email got circulated around my congregation last Saturday. Several members, upon reading it, were suddenly thinking through the lens of "white guilt" instead of True Republicanism! I was happily able to address it as the LIEbral filth it is, and help these people fill out their ballots correctly.

    I hope this racist rambling hasn't corrupted any minds in your congregation!

    What role does racism play in our perspectives?


    Ponder the following: What if the Obamas had paraded five children across the stage at the Democratic convention, including a three month old infant and an unwed, pregnant teenage daughter?


    What if John McCain was a former head of the Harvard Law Review?

    What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?


    What if McCain had only married once, and Obama was a divorcee?


    What if Obama was the candidate who left his first wife after a severe disfiguring car accident, when she no longer measured up to his standards?


    What if Obama had met his second wife in a bar and had a long affair while he was still married?


    What if Michelle Obama was the wife who not only became addicted to pain killers but also acquired them illegally through her charitable organization?


    What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?


    What if Obama had been a member of the Keating Five? (The Keating Five were five United States Senators accused of corruption in 1989, igniting a major political scandal as part of the larger savings and loan crisis of the late 1980s and early 1990s).


    What if McCain was a charismatic, eloquent speaker?


    What if Obama couldn't read from a Tele-Prompter?


    What if Obama was the one who had military experience that included discipline problems and a record of crashing seven planes?


    What if Obama was the one who was known to display publicly, on many occasions, a serious anger management problem?


    What if Michelle Obama's family had made their money from beer distribution?


    You could easily add to this list. If these questions reflected reality, do you really believe the poll numbers would be as close as they are? This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes and minimizes positive qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative qualities in another when there is a color difference.


    Consider their Educational Backgrounds:


    ~~ Barack Obama: Columbia University - B.A. Political Science with a specialization in International Relations. Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude

    ~~ Joseph Biden: University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science. Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)


    ~~ John McCain: United States Naval Academy - Class rank: 894 of 899

    ~~ Sarah Palin: Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
    North Idaho College - 2 semesters - general study
    University of Idaho - 2 semesters - journalism
    Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
    University of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. in Journalism.


    What if they were reversed?


    Obviously, education isn't everything, but this is about the two highest offices in the land as well as our standing in the world. You make the call.


    Interesting stuff, eh?
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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

    All that list proves is what an Ivory Tower (or Chocolate Tower in his case) elitist B-rock Insane Osambo is! John McCain is a salt of the earth, man of the people, war hero and his second wife Cindy is guilty of only one thing, she's guilty of being HOT!!!

    LIEberals are just jealous that once again, the DEMONcrats have managed to run another candidate who has no chance of winning! And this one is half a nigra to boot!
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    • H. Montague Worthington
      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2716

      #3
      Re: More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

      McCain and Palin may not have had the best educations. They don't have graduate degrees-- in fact they barely got through higher education at all. They may not have performed well in school, and they may be a little slow on the uptake. Their IQs probably aren't very high. They might have floundered academically, and missed many important lessons that might seem crucial for the leaders of the free world to know and internalize. They may not be the best-read politicians in their party; they are not good writers; their speeches are flat and lack direction; and they may have trouble with basic communication and comprehension. They're really a bit below average intellectually, and in some areas they could be called truly ignorant. And they seem to attract followers that are proudly ignorant if not borderline retarded.

      But they're good people. And they've got two major assets that can't be underestimated-- street smarts and go-getterism!!

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      • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
        Tin Tither
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2008
        • 234

        #4
        Re: More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

        Well shoot rev. rodimer it looks like osama is an even bigger uppity you know what then i thought if osama and bidet are up in they're ivory tower or is it an ebony tower than how can they identify with common folks like me it sounds like mccain and sarah are the ones to represent us hard working real americans on acount of their more like us.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

          Originally posted by Jimmy-Roy Stewart View Post
          Well shoot rev. rodimer it looks like osama is an even bigger uppity you know what then i thought if osama and bidet are up in they're ivory tower or is it an ebony tower than how can they identify with common folks like me it sounds like mccain and sarah are the ones to represent us hard working real americans on acount of their more like us.
          You sure got that right, Jimmy-Roy!

          You've pretty well summed up my entire sermon, right there!

          And Captain A, she certainly is an A-list Hottie!



          Has anyone else been receiving LIEbral lies and filth about this election?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

            That list was confusing. Who can sort out which one did what? And what difference does it make which liberal egghead university they went to anyway?

            People who go to Harvard or Yale are brainwashed into believing in evolution and promoting radical gay marriage. I don't trust anyone who takes that stuff seriously. God's Word is what counts, and I know that the McCain/Palin team are much beloved by Jesus, whereas the other team, on the contrary.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Mr. Jingles
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              Forum Member
              • Aug 2007
              • 574

              #7
              Re: More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

              You want to hear about left-wing liebral nonsense? Most registered Demoncrats don't consider George W Bush to be the finest President our nation has ever had. Some call that kind of thinking nonsense..I consider it outright blasphemy.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

                Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
                Most registered Demoncrats don't consider George W Bush to be the finest President our nation has ever had.
                I don't even understand how anyone could think that way, unless of course....

                2 Thess. 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

                  Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
                  You want to hear about left-wing liebral nonsense? Most registered Demoncrats don't consider George W Bush to be the finest President our nation has ever had. Some call that kind of thinking nonsense..I consider it outright blasphemy.
                  What? That is just pure nonsense. The opinion polls show Bush at 22%! Everyone loves him.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    What? That is just pure nonsense. The opinion polls show Bush at 22%! Everyone loves him.
                    Brother BJ, the LIEbral media are even lying about that now!!

                    George W. Bush likes to say that you can't read too much into public opinion polls. And who can blame him. He was elected president not once but twice.

                    Still, today's new numbers -- in a poll conducted from Friday through Sunday -- must come as a blow. His numbers are at the low end of the graph above, which is pollster.com's average of all the major polls.

                    As Americans are turning out to the polls in record numbers, Bush's approval rating, according to the latest CBS News tracking poll, has dipped to 20%, the lowest ever recorded for a president. His disapproval rating of 72% matches his all-time high, reached last month.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                    • Larry Lee
                      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 4464

                      #11
                      Re: More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

                      Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                      But they're good people. And they've got two major assets that can't be underestimated-- street smarts and go-getterism!!
                      POW!! And their mavericks.
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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: More Left-Wing LIEbral Nonsense

                        I swear, these LIEbrals won't leave the Godly Sarah Palin alone for a moment. She can't even VOTE in peace!
                        Last edited by Rev. M. Rodimer; 03-21-2011, 04:05 AM.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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