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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Signs That Satan Endorsed Obama

    I'm certain that the signs will be pouring in over the next few weeks nd months, but THIS one struck me as obvious.

    On the first day after Obama was "elected," the Illinois State lottery (his home state) posted the following winning number:

    Evening Pick 3
    Wed, Nov 5 2008 is 6-6-6
    Satan rewards his demons. These are dark, dark times.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Mr. Seth Cochran
    On Parole
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 753

    #2
    Re: Signs That Satan Endorsed Obama

    Excellent post, Pastor Ezekiel. I hope the recent stress hasn't taken too much of a toll on you. Anyway, Obama is endorsed by Satan because supporters of Obama include:

    1.5 billion Muslims
    Oprah
    Louis Farrakhan (Nation of Islam Leader)
    Jesse Jackson
    Al Sharpton
    Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades (Islamic Terror Organization)
    Daniel Ortega (Marxist Sandinista Leader, Nicaragua)
    Fidel Castro (Hard-line Communist Leader, Cuba)
    Socialist Party USA (Marxist Political Party)
    The New Black Panther Party (Black Militant Organization)
    Hamas Terrorist Organization (Islamic Terrorist Organization).

    He even has his own cult



    Obama will probably make that song the new national anthem.

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    • SayvedByTheLord
      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
      True Christian™
      • May 2007
      • 3151

      #3
      Re: Signs That Satan Endorsed Obama

      Pastor Zeke we can only hope that Rapture© comes before January.

      YIC
      Sayved


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Signs That Satan Endorsed Obama

        Rapture. Forget that! Jesus wants a cleansing of His chosen. His flock has been infiltrated by wolves in sheep's clothing!!! Jesus wants those filthy fucking wolves throats cut before He calls His beloved elect and He Has Tasked HIS TRUE-TRUE Christians(tm) to do it.

        This is house cleaning time.

        You can run but you can't hide from The Lord you RHINO punks.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • Mr. Seth Cochran
          On Parole
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2008
          • 753

          #5
          Re: Signs That Satan Endorsed Obama

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Rapture. Forget that! Jesus wants a cleansing of His chosen. His flock has been infiltrated by wolves in sheep's clothing!!! Jesus wants those filthy piffleing wolves throats cut before He calls His beloved elect and He Has Tasked HIS TRUE-TRUE Christians™ to do it.

          This is house cleaning time.

          You can run but you can't hide from The Lord you RHINO punks.
          Glory, brother!

          "Thy right hand, O LORD, is become glorious in power: thy right hand, O LORD, hath dashed in pieces the enemy." Exodus 15:6

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