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    I knew it all along

    I just wanted to say that, as you all know, Jesus told Pat Robertson and me what the results of this election was going to be months ago. Unfortunately for you, John McCain and the Republican Party, He insisted that we not say anything until after election day. All Pat Robertson and me could do was to shake our heads in horror and watch you all scurry about, acting like you could change the outcome. What a burden Pat Robertson and me have carried, lo these past few months.


    Well, now I can tell you what Jesus said to Pat Robertson and me.

    Barack Obama is going to win.


    He didn't tell us why, so don't ask.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • #2
    Re: I knew it all along

    Well, I could have told you a long time ago that Obama was going to win.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • #3
      Re: I knew it all along

      Yeah, 8 years of Bush government gave that one away.

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      • #4
        Re: I knew it all along

        Originally posted by Autoflex View Post
        Yeah, 8 years of Bush government gave that one away.
        Bush was hamstrung by a Democratic congress!

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • #5
          Re: I knew it all along

          Speaking of Rev. Pat, I was confused about what I had heard he said on Larry "Leatherface" King's show on Wednesday.

          I went over to their website to find out if it was true and this is what I found in the transcripts:

          KING: Let's go to Virginia Beach, Virginia. Our old friend Pat Robertson, the founder of the Christian Coalition of America, founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network. what is your reaction to this historic event?

          REV. PAT ROBERTSON, FOUNDER, CHRISTIAN COALITION: Larry, as you know, I ran for president. I must say, this is the most amazing campaign that I think we've seen in our life time or maybe in this century. Obama is absolutely brilliant. I would like to make a prediction. He can one of the great presidents of the United States if he doesn't get pulled too far off of center and gets over into some of the things the American people don't want. If he governs the way he said he is going to do, as I say, he has the smarts and the charisma to pull this nation together and be an outstanding president.

          I can't figure out what Rev. Pat is 'really' saying here.
          Micah 5:15 - And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard.
          Micah 2:3 - Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time [is] evil.

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