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    Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

    Everyone knows that Negroes love words that rhyme. Will Barack Osama force his White House Press Secretary to deliver "rap" press statements? What will happen if he can't find words that rhyme with "total capitulation to our terrorist enemies?"

    I am in constant prayer for the future of Our Nation.
    Tags: barrack obama, negrofascism, rap music
  • #2
    Re: Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    Everyone knows that Negroes love words that rhyme. Will Barack Osama force his White House Press Secretary to deliver "rap" press statements? What will happen if he can't find words that rhyme with "total capitulation to our terrorist enemies?"

    I am in constant prayer for the future of Our Nation.
    While I'm certainly not fluent (I am of the fairer race, thank the Good Lord), my past research with the negroids has left me with a passable ability to speak "the jive":

    "total capitulation to our terrorist enemies" /
    "requires total dissemination of funding for the Yosemites"
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • #3
      Re: Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

      That will probably happen but what worries me most is when he and the other Nigra thugs make ebonics the official language.

      Jesus loves Dick



      Cheney/Palin 2012

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      • #4
        Re: Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

        Will a rapper be the next poet laureate. Undoubtedly.
        Micah 5:15 - And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard.
        Micah 2:3 - Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time [is] evil.

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        • #5
          Re: Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

          I've heard that Barack Obama has already issued orders that every White man working in his administration will be expected to wear blackface at all times while on duty. In addition, they have to refer to him as "Big Bwana Massa."


          The White women will be expected to wear string bikinis to work.


          God help us all.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

            I bet he picks Snoop Dogg for his drug czar. They will turn W's presidential limo into a beaner low rider.

            Jesus loves Dick



            Cheney/Palin 2012

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            • #7
              Re: Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

              No doubt that the Secret Service will start carrying spears.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • #8
                Re: Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

                Please educate me on how God would love and support racist and those who hate others with such passion as the members of your church?
                FSM has Open Eyes

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                • #9
                  Re: Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

                  Originally posted by OpenYourEyes View Post
                  Please educate me on how God would love and support racist and those who hate others with such passion as the members of your church?
                  Friend,

                  Were do we "hate others" here? We hate sin, not people. Show us even the tiniest symbol of hate here at Landover.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

                    Originally posted by OpenYourEyes View Post
                    Please educate me on how God would love and support racist and those who hate others with such passion as the members of your church?

                    I like NASCAR, Formula 1, and slot cars, does that make me a racist?
                    1 John 5:3 For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.

                    God, guns, and guts made America! Lets keep all three!sigpic God bless our troops and damn our enemies.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

                      Originally posted by OpenYourEyes View Post
                      Please educate me on how God would love and support racist and those who hate others with such passion as the members of your church?
                      I thought I got rid of you demon!

                      You have no hope of understanding God's Holy Desires because your father is satan. So shut up and start praying for Jesus to remove the scales from your eyes.

                      John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Will Obama's Press Secretary Speak in Rhyme?

                        Dear lord! I'm afraid it's much worse than that!
                        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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