Let's Support GWB 1000%!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'd like to go on record as supporting our Godly president George W. Bush and his new plan for moving forward/staying the course in the war on terror in iraquistan. Without even having seen the details, which will be announced later this week, I think it is important that all True Christians™ endorse the bold new plan fully and completely, sight unseen. I know that our leader will crush those "cut-and-run" liebrals once and for all with his speech on Wednesday night. GLORY!

Let all the naysayers and nattering nabobs of negativism try and tear down God's hand-chosen leader. I for one want the entire congregation to know how much I admire the president's brilliance as a war strategist and decider in this extended and well-funded conflict for freedom. Praise Jesus and praise GWB, and God Bless America!

[Poetic Peter]

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Twenty thousand troops wanted to police Bagdud's mean streets...

hmmm... WHAT a glory it could be ! if our all-volunteer Army were to recruit
strictly from the ranks of True Baptists' TM,
skimming the cream of our gallant 18 to 25 year olds!

The all-Baptist military police, twenty tousand STRONG in Jesus' ways,
WILL have the might needed to conceivably deliver peace in our time!

Suggesting now that Landover again take the lead, with recruitment drives, posters,
Christian Patriot Music.


Over There! Over There!
Send the Word to the Kurds Over There
That the Yanks are Coming
Our Best are Coming
With tight buns, righteous Bibles, short blond hair!

Over There! Over There!
Flip these words to the turds Over There
Baptist boys are Coming
Rum-Tum-Tum-Tumming
To Harum Scarum Evil Terror in its lair!

[OPCjustin (On Moderation)]

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George W. Bush is a terrible greatest President. He has done nothing but wreck fixed the economy that Clinton fixedwrecked with his balanced budget and low trade deficet.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Praise!
Let no one say we True Christians don't know how to wage war!

If the lieberals just wouldn't have sabotaged the army at every turn.
And would stop trying to stop it from fighting the way God intends us to fight in Iraq, the war would have been over long ago!

We can't (and we won't!) cut and run like some sissy lieberal!
It's entirely the lieberals fault that the war has taken more time (however slight) than planned.
This is how God wants us to fight:

And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it:
And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword:
But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself;
And thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.
Deuteronomy 20:12-14

So if the stupid liberals would just let us get on with it, we will be fueling our SUV's with Iraqian oil in no time.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Our Godly President needs or support even more now with the Pro-Terrorist Demoncrats in control of Congress. That tool of the Anti-Christ Pelosi won't stop until we are all muslim thespians! God Help us!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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hmmm... WHAT a glory it could be ! if our all-volunteer Army were to recruit
strictly from the ranks of True Baptists' TM,
skimming the cream of our gallant 18 to 25 year olds!

Brother, it's not quite that glorious, but you'll be happy to know that our men in uniform who are fighting the forces of terrorism formerly masterminded by Saddam bin Osama are predominantly from our sort of people rather than the latte-sipping multiculturalists of the blue states. Even that pink newspaper in the Unsaved Kingdom admits as much:

Eurotrash link — please pray before clicking.

It certainly give me peace of mind. After all, what would a bicoastal demon-cretin army do against the mooselimb threat — quote Derrida at them?

[Poetic Peter]

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Eurotrash link — please pray before clicking.

Thank you! The closing paragraph is really the least impelling of all;
the link requires a full reading.

I am glad to learn that young Baptists are dying in great numbers for Jesus' War.

...opinions on Iraq offer little comfort to Mr Bush as he contemplates whether to increase the number of soldiers in harm’s way. Almost half the soldiers polled said the Iraq war bore no relation to the “war on terrorism” – a key justification for continued fighting. And only 13 per cent said the US was “very likely to succeed” in Iraq.

We might consider a morale boosting campaign for Our Boys instead?
Send entertainment matter? Chick Tracts? Christian humor books and the like?

Sayyy, yoyos are due to make a comeback.
I have a importer buddy in the business;
he's PR oriented and ready to donate fifteen thousand of this Morale Model
for the troops.










Yo Yo Yo!
Up goes Down
And if you're True
Down goes Up
So why don't you
Yo Yo Yo?

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I, for one, am very grateful that our Godly troops and wise Republican political leaders have stopped the decent into LIEberalism and softness that they've had over the past several years. The election proved that while some Americans have sissy tendencies, Godly Republicans are the only political party with manly solutions to life's problems. What we need to do, and what I'm confident that Our Glorious and Nearly Perfect Leader George W. Bush will announce tonight, is that we're done being sissified LIEberals.

Our Godly President will announce tonight that we're going to add tens of thousands of troops in Our Godly Crusade to Annex, er, Liberate Iraq. No more Mr. Nice Guy-- we're going to ratchet up the torture from now on. Let's roll up our sleeves and get to work on those crematoriums, America! The only big dilemma on this issue should be what color to paint the death factories and how deep to dig the mass graves. I say yellow, because it goes well with the screaming from the torture, and 200 feet, because we don't want decaying Muslims to contaminate the ground water. Done! Now let's get going!

GLORY!!

[demoncrat]

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Bush is a lame-duck president and even conservatives think he's a moron now.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Bush is a lame-duck president and even conservatives think he's a moron now.

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! The latest Landover poll shows the President's popularity at 98%!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Bush is a lame-duck president and even conservatives think he's a moron now.

So a lot of "conservatives" are apostates. What else is new?

Luke 8:13: They on the rock [are they], which, when they hear, receive the word with joy; and these have no root, which for a while believe, and in time of temptation fall away.

[Brother Temperance]

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I am glad to learn that young Baptists are dying in great numbers for Jesus' War.



We might consider a morale boosting campaign for Our Boys instead?
Send entertainment matter? Chick Tracts? Christian humor books and the like?

They know that Christian soldiers who perish in Jesus' crusade will be called home to sit by His side, what greater morale boost could they possibly need?

Bush is a lame-duck president and even conservatives think he's a moron now.

James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
I don't think anyone could call Bush a friend of this world. PRAISE!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Well, this just burns my toast. The mooselimbs in Towelheadistan can't even show any sort of gratitude for our Divinely hand-picked President's valiant effort to liberate and civilize them.

Dzhoo York homer "news"paper

In Baghdad, Iraq’s Shiite-led government responded tepidly to Mr. Bush’s announcement that he would send more than 20,000 additional troops to Iraq to bolster the effort to curb rampant sectarian violence.

Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki failed to appear as scheduled at a news conference and did not make any public comment.

After all that President Bush has done to make Eye-Rack-istan a better place, this is how the Islamiacs thank us? Do all of our "Mission Accomplished!" banners mean nothing to those people?

[Brother Temperance]

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Well, this just burns my toast. The mooselimbs in Towelheadistan can't even show any sort of gratitude for our Divinely hand-picked President's valiant effort to liberate and civilize them.

Dzhoo York homer "news"paper



After all that President Bush has done to make Eye-Rack-istan a better place, this is how the Islamiacs thank us? Do all of our "Mission Accomplished!" banners mean nothing to those people?

That is obviously a joke story. Not only is it too far-fetched to be true, but I refuse to accept that they'd let a man calling himself Prime Minister Kamal run a country. How dumb are Arabs?

[Christ4life]

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Ok people, neither Democrat or Republican are entirly correct. Everysingle person has their own views on things, that is how God made us. Not everysingle descision of a person is correct or incorrect. If you make one mistake, it does not mean you are to suffer eternal damnation or that you must be shunned. If this was so, the world would be full of hate.