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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Barack Obama's Cabinet Finalized

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Wash O'Hanley
    Debate Moderator (and participant)
    Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
    Louder Than Reason
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2126

    #2
    Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

    Conspicuously absent from that chart is Bill Ayers. But I guess First 'Dude' isn't a cabinet position. http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/03/america/dude.php
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    • Eugene Hackwith
      Farmer for Christ™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 736

      #3
      Re: Barack Obama's Cabinet Finalized

      How is Mike Tyson supposed to defend us? He talks and fights like a sissy!
      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

      Psalm 139:19-20
      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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      • Buford T Scoggins
        Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2007
        • 911

        #4
        Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

        Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
        How is Mike Tyson supposed to defend us? He talks and fights like a sissy!
        I thought that Obama would put Mike Tyson in charge of women's rights. And Michael Vick in charge of animal rights.

        YIC,
        Buford
        yours in Christ,
        Brother Buford

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        The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
        - Rush Limbaugh

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        • Eugene Hackwith
          Farmer for Christ™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 736

          #5
          Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

          Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
          I thought that Obama would put Mike Tyson in charge of women's rights. And Michael Vick in charge of animal rights.

          YIC,
          Buford
          Stupid liberals...it's not like animals or women should have any rights, anyway.

          As a side note, there's nothing like watching a good, old fashioned cockfight!
          A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

          Psalm 139:19-20
          Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
          For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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          • Glendora Christianson
            Spiritual Mother of LBC
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2329

            #6
            Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            PHOTO WE DON'T NEED TO SEE AGAIN!
            I assume that Barbara Streisand is an invisible string puller? She seemed to do the same type of work during the Clinton Socialist Regime.
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

              Has he hired a chef, yet? I hope they don't burn down the White House next Thanksgiving trying to deep fry their turkeys.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Buford T Scoggins
                Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2007
                • 911

                #8
                Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

                The chart is wrong. Larry King is Secretary of Gay Rights. Osama bin Laden will be in charge of Homeland Security!

                YIC,
                Buford
                yours in Christ,
                Brother Buford

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                The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
                - Rush Limbaugh

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

                  Even worse things are in store for the Department of Faith. I've heard he plans to hand control of the entire Department directly over to that big black rock he worships:

                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Mr. Jingles
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 574

                    #10
                    Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

                    Obama's cabinet isn't quite finished; who will head the Department Of Shoeshine Stands?

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #11
                      Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      that big black rock he worships:

                      My, Brother Temperance, what are all those little things surrounding it?

                      They resemble:

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                      • Marshall
                        Righteous and Patriotic
                        Highest body count at the VFW
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 3330

                        #12
                        Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

                        They smell like that too.
                        Trust me, the best smelling Muslim is one that has been marinating in the desert for a week. They actually smell better after they die. The decomp takes the edge off their armpit/urine stench.
                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • TC Patriot
                          AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 1060

                          #13
                          Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

                          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                          They smell like that too.
                          Trust me, the best smelling Muslim is one that has been marinating in the desert for a week. They actually smell better after they die. The decomp takes the edge off their armpit/urine stench.
                          The smell even better when they are shot with a pork bullet ala Black Jack Pershing and buried in pig entrails.

                          Jesus loves Dick



                          Cheney/Palin 2012

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #14
                            Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

                            HE JUST APPOINTED HITLERY AS SECRETARY OF STATE!

                            I always knew that boy was the offspring of a cigar, a blue dress, and Obama J. Simpsons

                            DORK! The saying is not "If you have beaten them, let them join you."

                            Learn some proper American, will you!

                            Yours out of breath,

                            Wide-Open
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #15
                              Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Cabinet Finalized

                              Unbelievable, Obama has given Hiltary a world stage for her to perform her serial killings on. I predict the peace and prosperity of the Bush years will give way to an era on endless war under Obama.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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