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  • demoncrat
    Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
    • Nov 2006
    • 79

    #1

    Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

    Who's the more patriotic American?
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

    Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
    Who's the more patriotic American?
    O'Rielly is a idol worshiping Catlicker liberal commie and Colbert is some sick freak who mocks people by parodying. Parody is the lowest form of humor and anyone who does it deserves to be burned in Hell for eternity. That is why parodies are not tolerated here at Landover.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      O'Rielly is a idol worshiping Catlicker liberal commie and Colbert is some sick freak who mocks people by parodying. Parody is the lowest form of humor and anyone who does it deserves to be burned in Hell for eternity. That is why parodies are not tolerated here at Landover.
      Even worse, I believe that Colbert is also a Mary-hailer.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • demoncrat
        Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
        • Nov 2006
        • 79

        #4
        Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        O'Rielly is a idol worshiping Catlicker liberal commie and Colbert is some sick freak who mocks people by parodying. Parody is the lowest form of humor and anyone who does it deserves to be burned in Hell for eternity. That is why parodies are not tolerated here at Landover.
        Funny how O'reilly was called "Godly" in this very forum.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

          There are no contradictions in the forum, just as there are no contradictions in the Bible. We are filled with the love of Jesus, and as such He has complete control over everything we write, just as He had complete control over everything He Himself wrote. If you can't understand plain writing, then Satan has clouded your eyes worse than we thought.
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

            Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
            Funny how O'reilly was called "Godly" in this very forum.
            We get plenty of misguided fools in here....Just take a look in the mirror. Liebrals like you are prone to make all manner of false and even bizarre claims. We pay you no mind, and just go on praising Jesus.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • demoncrat
              Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
              • Nov 2006
              • 79

              #7
              Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              We get plenty of misguided fools in here....Just take a look in the mirror. Liebrals like you are prone to make all manner of false and even bizarre claims. We pay you no mind, and just go on praising Jesus.
              Republican, Libertarian, Constitution Party, Christian Restoration Party welcome. No liberals or Demonrats allowed.


              Second post.

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              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                Scientific Advisor
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2373

                #8
                Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

                I don't see anyone calling him godly. He tells the news the way it is -- but that doesn't make him godly!
                Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #9
                  Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

                  Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  That is just disgusting. I blame Keith Olbermann since all REAL patriots are watching Bill O'Reilly, but I see that SATAN's influence on America is growing.
                  Where did Pastor Al call Bill O'Reilly "Godly"?

                  He said that REAL patriots are watching his news show. Considering the alternatives, I'd agree that the REAL patriots are watching Bill O'Reilly.

                  Being the lesser of several evils does not make him Godly, my demoncrat friend. It only makes him less bad than others.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

                    Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                    Lies slide easily from your heathen lips, because your father is satan.

                    John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Born Again Kev
                      Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
                      Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 45

                      #11
                      Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      O'Rielly is a idol worshiping Catlicker liberal commie and Colbert is some sick freak who mocks people by parodying. Parody is the lowest form of humor and anyone who does it deserves to be burned in Hell for eternity. That is why parodies are not tolerated here at Landover.
                      Have you ever considered becoming a comedian? Your use of irony is hysterical!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

                        Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
                        Have you ever considered becoming a comedian? Your use of irony is hysterical!
                        Have you ever considered becoming a Christian? Your refusal to accept God's Love is tragic.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

                          Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
                          Have you ever considered becoming a comedian? Your use of irony is hysterical!
                          Friend,

                          This is nothing funny when some soul is burning in Hell. Turn to Jesus before it is too late and stop mocking Him and His elect.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Born Again Kev
                            Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
                            Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
                             
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 45

                            #14
                            Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Friend,

                            This is nothing funny when some soul is burning in Hell. Turn to Jesus before it is too late and stop mocking Him and His elect.
                            All I'm saying is that you have mastered the art of sarcasm and irony. You could make people die from laughter with that statement alone.

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                            • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1439

                              #15
                              Re: Papa Bear O'reilly vs. Stephen Colbert

                              Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
                              You could make people die from laughter with that statement alone.
                              If only the Lord our God had made it so easy to be rid of heretics and sinners. In His infinite wisdom, he has left these people to show True Christians how not to act.
                              "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                              (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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