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  • BibleBeliever
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 85

    #1

    Will Hussein Obama have his damnation assured today?

    But above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation. - James 5:12
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    Yes, he will swear while taking an oath, and he WILL fall into condemnation.
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    5
    He will not swear an oath on something greater than he, but this will not assure salvation for him.
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    0
    Obama is a TRUE Christian and will affirm his oath, as permitted in the United States Constitution.
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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: Will Hussein Obama have his damnation assured today?

    Originally posted by BibleBeliever
    But above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation. - James 5:12
    Brother, let us get something straight. We are good Christians here and we respect our leaders. We have never said ONE cross word about GODLY George W. Bush who saved our nation from terror! We love him and donated HUGE sums to the Repub....well, wait. Since we have tax-exempt status as a church, WE didn't actually donate anything to ANY political party or candidate. So forget that; it would have been illegal.

    But because we ARE a church, we are very cognizant of Signs from Above...which is completely different than fortune telling or witchcraft! We watch for JESUS' return, and we watch who GOD smites. And we don't care to have our federal grant money cut off for missing a Sign.

    Thus we are having an Assemblage of Pastors tonight to determine what it will mean if GOD allows this Inauguration to proceed. If He does, it may be that The Bush doctrine has been cast down and Obama is actually a TRUE CHRISTIAN™. In fact, we have sent a Senior Pastor to the Obama camp to assure him of our best wishes and blessings....if he survives the day tomorrow.

    It's NOT that we shift with the wind. It's that we understand the wind is GOD'S breath and we are to follow where it leads us.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Will Hussein Obama have his damnation assured today?

      Pastor, after reading your impassioned response, I have recognized a flaw in my thinking.

      I'd like to change my vote.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • TC Patriot
        AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2008
        • 1060

        #4
        Re: Will Hussein Obama have his damnation assured today?

        But aren't all Muslims going to burn in hell for all eternity for rejecting Jesus? Why would Jesus not want to send Osambo to hell. He's Muslim and he's a Demoncrat. God hates Demoncrats. I'm confused.

        Jesus loves Dick



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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Will Hussein Obama have his damnation assured today?

          Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
          But aren't all Muslims going to burn in hell for all eternity for rejecting Jesus? Why would Jesus not want to send Osambo to hell. He's Muslim and he's a Demoncrat. God hates Demoncrats. I'm confused.
          Nothing happens outside of God's will, remember that. Obama is 50% White, which seems to be good enough for Jesus.

          Don't let the Hawaiian tan fool you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • TC Patriot
            AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2008
            • 1060

            #6
            Re: Will Hussein Obama have his damnation assured today?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Nothing happens outside of God's will, remember that. Obama is 50% White, which seems to be good enough for Jesus.

            Don't let the Hawaiian tan fool you.
            So Jesus approves of him? I guess I have to take back the comment about his wife being Blackie O. Is Michelle a former Negro?

            Jesus loves Dick



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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Will Hussein Obama have his damnation assured today?

              Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
              So Jesus approves of him? I guess I have to take back the comment about his wife being Blackie O. Is Michelle a former Negro?
              Like many people Obama has a sinner side and a saved side. Since we still have our taxed exempt status it is clear Obama's saved side is winning.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • TC Patriot
                AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2008
                • 1060

                #8
                Re: Will Hussein Obama have his damnation assured today?

                I am even more confused. Rush Limbaugh just called for Obama to fail. I always thought Rush was a True Christian. Why would one True Christian want another True Christian to fail? Is Rush Limbaugh not a True Christian and Godly Republican.

                Jesus told me to trust Pastor Pistle.

                Jesus loves Dick



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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #9
                  Re: Will Hussein Obama have his damnation assured today?

                  Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
                  I am even more confused. Rush Limbaugh just called for Obama to fail. I always thought Rush was a True Christian. Why would one True Christian want another True Christian to fail? Is Rush Limbaugh not a True Christian and Godly Republican.

                  Jesus told me to trust Pastor Pistle.
                  Limbaugh has gone off the reservation. It is not patriotic to wish for the failure of an American administration.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #10
                    Re: Will Hussein Obama have his damnation assured today?

                    I can't recall a time when Landover Baptist Church has been anything but fair, compassionate and supportive toward Mr. Obama during his fight to win us over. Our Pastors were careful to be especially prudent during the election season, assuring that they wouldn't alienate either candidate. We must continue to look to our Pastors for guidance, because they're ultimately the ones with their fingers on the pulse of Washington, and True Christianity™.

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                    • TC Patriot
                      AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 1060

                      #11
                      Re: Will Hussein Obama have his damnation assured today?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Limbaugh has gone off the reservation. It is not patriotic to wish for the failure of an American administration.
                      Interesting. I thought the Oxycontin thing and the Viagra thing and the sex tourism to the Domincan Republic was Left wing media lies but I guess that maybe Rush had us fooled and he is really a Liebrul in disguise. Is Rush really the drug addicted baby raping hypocrite the Liebrul media says he is? I guess he had them fooled too.

                      I feel like such a dope for being a long time ditto head. I hope Shawn is in the up and up.

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