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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Saved by an Angel, sent to Hell by an angle!!!

    That's right! I have seen this supposed Christian program. It's nothing more than a tool of Satan to make you think everybody goes to Heaven and Patrick escorts you there.
    I have seen AIDS Homers go to Paradise , whores, witches, and goths and all sorts of people God hates be blessed and get to go to Heaven.

    People who don't even go to church, much less Landover!

    Please help stop this show. It is evil and Lucifer must be the producer!!!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405
      #2
      Re: Saved by an Angel, sent to Hell by an angle!!!

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      That's right! I have seen this supposed Christian program. It's nothing more than a tool of Satan to make you think everybody goes to Heaven and Patrick escorts you there.
      I have seen AIDS Homers go to Paradise , whores, witches, and goths and all sorts of people God hates be blessed and get to go to Heaven.

      People who don't even go to church, much less Landover!

      Please help stop this show. It is evil and Lucifer must be the producer!!!
      Say it Brother! Say it!

      I am personally adding a prayer to our loving Savior Jesus Christ to smite the sinner who write, direct and act in that evil show "Saved by an Angel" with cancer or some equally painfully lingering disease. Only by slow, horrible death can we hope that Hollywood will learn that Christ's love is not to spurned.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • SayvedByTheLord
          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 3151
          #3
          Re: Saved by an Angel, sent to Hell by an angle!!!

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          That's right! I have seen this supposed Christian program. It's nothing more than a tool of Satan to make you think everybody goes to Heaven and Patrick escorts you there.
          I have seen AIDS Homers go to Paradise , whores, witches, and goths and all sorts of people God hates be blessed and get to go to Heaven.

          People who don't even go to church, much less Landover!

          Please help stop this show. It is evil and Lucifer must be the producer!!!
          Brother I am troubled to hear that the commies have imported that Satanic program. True Christians™ banned it from our Godly Country years ago.

          That female mick that stars in it is probably face down drunk somewhere even as we speak


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790
              #4
              Re: Saved by an Angel, sent to Hell by an angle!!!

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              That's right! I have seen this supposed Christian program.
              Oh dear. Is it as bad as that lewdly-titled monstrosity, Touched By an Angel?

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323
                  #5
                  Re: Saved by an Angel, sent to Hell by an angle!!!

                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                  That's right! I have seen this supposed Christian program. It's nothing more than a tool of Satan to make you think everybody goes to Heaven and Patrick escorts you there.
                  I have seen AIDS Homers go to Paradise , whores, witches, and goths and all sorts of people God hates be blessed and get to go to Heaven.

                  People who don't even go to church, much less Landover!

                  Please help stop this show. It is evil and Lucifer must be the producer!!!
                  And why were YOU in such a hurry to watch it? Everyone knows Micks don't go to Heaven!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324
                      #6
                      Re: Saved by an Angel, sent to Hell by an angle!!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      And why were YOU in such a hurry to watch it? Everyone knows Micks don't go to Heaven!
                      There was nothing else on and I like to yell at them to keep my rebuking skills at peak performance.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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