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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Further Evidence That Morality Has Evaporated Under Obama

    THIS kind of thing is on the rise, and must be stamped out!

    Sex-Doll Threesome Man Gets Off

    George Bartusek, who got freaky with two blow-up sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot, won't do jail time, a judge has ruled.

    Bartusek was let off with six months probation for his open-air synthetic threesome in a Publix Parking Lot in Cape Coral in February.

    Stunned onlookers had seen the 51-year-old inappropriately touching his -- ahem -- companions in plain sight.

    "As I walk by I saw this guy with two blow up dolls kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention," a female witness told WPBF after the incident.

    "It's just crazy, you know, and I'm with my daughter and she couldn't believe what we were seeing," added another witness, Arthur Castro.

    Bartusek, like his blow-up friends, stayed silent as he left court after the sentencing yesterday, refusing to answer any reporters' questions.

    Charged with breach of peace and trespassing, Bartusek was facing a year in jail for his escapade.

    Now he'll likely have to go to Winn-Dixie for groceries -- the judge told him he isn't welcome back at Publix.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #2
    Re: Further Evidence That Morality Has Evaporated Under Obama

    Glenn Beck warned us there would be days like these


    Interestingly, when morality denying liberals and Democrats watch that video, they often respond by saying something moronic like "Teh stupid, it burns." But never mind them... I actually wasn't aware, until Glenn pointed it out in that video, that humans didn't shoot one another before video games. It's true.

    So, what we're seeing in Florida, with people fornicating in parking lots with multiple blow-up sex dolls at once, it's just par for the Obama course, and we have no one to blame but our own failure to keep God's annointed blessing -- President George Bush -- in office, where he belongs.
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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #3
      Re: Further Evidence That Morality Has Evaporated Under Obama

      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
      But never mind them... I actually wasn't aware, until Glenn pointed it out in that video, that humans didn't shoot one another before video games. It's true.
      Yep, they just installed a PAC-MAN the day before the O.K. Corral.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Further Evidence That Morality Has Evaporated Under Obama

        What does a man need two sex dolls for? I can see a woman wanting two, but a man?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 450

          #5
          Re: Further Evidence That Morality Has Evaporated Under Obama

          Many years ago, when I was a young pastor, one of the older deacons and his wife came to me asking for help with their marital problems. Seems the spark had gone out of their marriage, after 40 years. Being young and naive (not realizing that God had probably intended them to stop having relations because they were both so old), I suggested something I had read about. I suggested they not schedule relations, but instead just seize the moment when the urge hit them.

          About a month later, they were back in my study. They looked troubled. I asked them if the advice I had given them had helped with their "spark." They said it had! In fact, the husband had seen the wife bending over a sack of potatoes, and without another thought, pulled up her dress and "related" to her right on the spot. Afterward, they said, the love was back. So I was having trouble figuring out the problem and said so.

          The deacon asked me if we were going to kick them out of the church for it! I said, "Of course not! Why would we do that?"

          "They kicked us out of the A&P!"

          In Christ
          Warren

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Further Evidence That Morality Has Evaporated Under Obama

            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
            oronic like "Teh stupid, it burns." But never mind them... I actually wasn't aware, until Glenn pointed it out in that video, that humans didn't shoot one another before video games. It's true.
            Brethern,

            Were do those video games come from along with all these high tech devices? California! They're not even made in the United States. These things were just made just to get kids to shoot each other so the moonbats can force gun control on us.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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