Please Help Boycott Pepsi The Gay Cola

[Adam Nelson]

My friends of the faith, a once decent American company that smelled sweet with the scents of capitalism and 4th of July cola is now pungent with the fecal aromas of the homosexual gay agenda!

Pepsi. Time and time again they have violated natural order and promoted the gay agenda! We're warned in the Old Covenant that gay is not right, and again are reminded by allusion thanks to Paul in Romans that the 'Gay Choice' is caused by sin.

Now, Pepsi is obviously trying become the gay cola. They are perverting capitalism by trying to win the gay loyalty with perverse commercials that show homosexual attraction in a public street.

I will not stand for this filth and neither should you! The carbonated nectar of Pepsi may make your throat burn, but no amount of carbonation on Earth will burn worse than God's carbonated pits of hell set aside for unrepentant gays and their supporters!

We must stand against homomongering! Everyone acts shocked and surprised when American enterprises fall to the forces of communism, but overlooks the fact that these are signs of warnings of God's impending wrath. Do not wait until it's too late and another American company gets ultimately judged.

Join to help boycott Pepsi so they will be a moral American company.

[Nobar King]

Re: Please Help Boycott Pepsi The Gay Cola

I've never been a Pepsi drinker, but when I learned about their gay regime I decided to stop eating their subsidiary products like:

• Frito Lay
• Tropicana
• Gatorade
• Quaker oats

Don't let this ad fool you; they're not sponsoring the Three Musketeers (although that would be pretty gay, too.)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please Help Boycott Pepsi The Gay Cola

Pesi Co has long been the top of my boycott list. Any company that refuses to see the justice of persecuting gays will never get my business.

[Alexdreamz]

Re: Please Help Boycott Pepsi The Gay Cola

I've never been a Pepsi drinker, but when I learned about their gay regime I decided to stop eating their subsidiary products like:

• Frito Lay
• Tropicana
• Gatorade
• Quaker oats

Don't let this ad fool you; they're not sponsoring the Three Musketeers (although that would be pretty gay, too.)

hey FUCK YOU GATORADE OWNS

[Nobar King]

Re: Please Help Boycott Pepsi The Gay Cola

Doesn't it matter to you that your hard earned money is going to support those fags? Or, do you not care, because it's your mom's money?

[Bob4God]

Re: Please Help Boycott Pepsi The Gay Cola

The videos shown on that Pepsi boycott page are some of the most vile and sickening I've ever seen! GOD bless the brave souls that embedded them into their Christian petition!

I've been studying the footage for the last hour and a half, and all I can say is that the gays need help, serious help!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Help Boycott Pepsi The Gay Cola

I'll boycott Pepsi with you, but not because of the gay stuff (I'm actually gonna be walking in this year's Pride Parade with my best friend). I'll boycott them because Pepsi f*cking sucks and Coke rocks (I don't really drink pop anymore, kinda grew out of it, but I'll always prefer Coke)! And Pepsi's nothing but watered down Coke, that's all it is, and it tastes gross. BOO PEPSI! YAY COKE! DOWN WITH PEPSI!

[Bob4God]

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(I'm actually gonna be walking in this year's Pride Parade with my best friend).!

WHAT?! YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS WITH A HOMO???!

[WickedWitch]

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Yes, my best friend is a lesbian. Her name is Rex (which is short for Rextopherious), she used to be a member here actually, but said she was always making you guys angry at her and she was intimidated by you all, so she doesn't hang out here anymore. Anyway, when she asked me if I'd be in the Parade with her, of course I agreed, 'cause I love her and I'm all for gays. So, she, Madame Chlamydia, and myself shall be walking in the Parade this year. It's my first time, I'm so excited! W00t!

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Yes, my best friend is a lesbian. Her name is Rex (which is short for Rextopherious), she used to be a member here actually, but said she was always making you guys angry at her and she was intimidated by you all, so she doesn't hang out here anymore. Anyway, when she asked me if I'd be in the Parade with her, of course I agreed, 'cause I love her and I'm all for gays. So, she, Madame Chlamydia, and myself shall be walking in the Parade this year. It's my first time, I'm so excited! W00t!

Tell her to come back to seeing men! Myself and Albert's younger brother, Isaac Martin (he'll come to the forums soon), is single and looking!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Help Boycott Pepsi The Gay Cola

Tell her to come back to seeing men!

There's not much chance of that. Apart from naturally being attracted to women and not men, she also has phallophobia. Boys just don't stand a chance with her.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Please Help Boycott Pepsi The Gay Cola

There's not much chance of that. Apart from naturally being attracted to women and not men, she also has phallophobia. Boys just don't stand a chance with her.

Oh, so she has tallywhacker envy, does she? If you really care about that man-hating lezbertarian, you'll give her a flyer from Mrs. Bowers' B.A.S.H.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Help Boycott Pepsi The Gay Cola

Oh, so she has tallywhacker envy, does she? It's not an envy, it's a fear. If you really care about that man-hating lezbertarian, you'll give her a flyer from Mrs. Bowers' B.A.S.H.

Why? There's nothing wrong with her.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Why? There's nothing wrong with her.

What's that? She has some sort of phobia of the male organ, which God intended to go into her baby tube, but there's nothing wrong with her?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Help Boycott Pepsi The Gay Cola

What's that? She has some sort of phobia of the male organ, which God intended to go into her baby tube, but there's nothing wrong with her?

Right. See, if she were straight, I'd advise her to get some sort of therapy to help her overcome her phobia, but since she's gay it doesn't really affect her.