A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Brothers and sisters,

According to small blurb run on FOX News over the weekend, a Negro man elected by Illinois to represent them in the US Senate....

*** I'll pause here to allow for vomiting. Go ahead, let it out. That's it. One more heave. Are you OK? Spit! Get the taste out. Spit! Better? Wipe your mouth. Spit again. OK? Are you sure? Now, take a deep breath.***

... has now thrown his enormous pimp-hat into the ring for President.

I know. It's absurd and terribly frightinging at the same time. This Negro, however, is more cleaver than the rest. He uses complex sentences he learned at Harvard Law School to mesmerize DEMONcrats and sinners with Sophistry reminiscent of Satan himself to do his sinful and un-American bidding.

If anything, this bizarre experience illustrates my point that I've been making over and over again: The United States must immediately repeal the ridiculuous amendment banning slavery, and the laws banning the education of Negroes must be re-instated with greater penalties.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

Can you believe it? If the demoncrats have their way, we're either going to have a Nigra buck or a lesbean woman in the Oval Office! I strongly suspect one of them is the anti-Christ, but we won't know which one for sure unless God continues to turn His back on our great nation because we as a nation have turned our back to Him.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

Is this one of your jokes you're so famous for, like the ‘03 Christmas Eve mass layoff when you outsourced all of Worthington Manufacturing to China? I mean isn't there a Constitutional amendment against this kind of thing happening? I mean, goodness, Obman is not even American!

[Deaner]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

How un-American is that? A darkie as our leader. Does this mean chitlin's and hog jowls will soon be on the menu at McDonalds? Personally I'm disgusted. How did he manage to stay off crack long enough to announce his candidacy?

Dean

[OnYourKnees]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

How un-American is that?
Dean

I thought he came from Indonesia. Wouldn't that make him ineligible?

No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty five years, and been fourteen Years a resident within the United States.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

It is a mystery to me why the Negroes turned their whip-scarred backs on the Godly Republicans. After all, it was Republican Abraham Lincoln that gave them the freedom to be lynched and attend separate schools.

George W. Bush has hired more of those people to big important government jobs, like Condoleeza Rice, Colin Powell, Alphonzo Jackson, and John Negro-ponte. They are very entertaining in Cabinet meetings, taking the edge off of tense subjects with their big smiles, cheerful attitude, and impeccable sense of rhythm.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

I thought he came from Indonesia. Wouldn't that make him ineligible?

Chicago is in Indonesia?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

When I read about this I nearly lost my breakfast. Its bad enough that we have several bull-dykes in congress now, and one of them has the audacity to run for president. Now we have a mudslime-educated, pie-thieving nigra? I mean, whats next? An infant baby? A horse? How ridiculous can it get?

This all stems from the way false Christians spread lies about Jesus. Too many folks have been tricked into believing that Jesus would find it perfectly acceptable for "anyone" to become our president. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Females and nigras don't know their own place.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

Good point Brother Zeke. The Democrats think all they need is to wheel out some popular idiot who will just be the tool of their special intrest groups. It is time the Republicans find the next Ronald Regan to stop this.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

It is time the Republicans find the next Ronald Regan to stop this.

Pssssst!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

Good point Brother Zeke. The Democrats think all they need is to wheel out some popular idiot who will just be the tool of their special intrest groups. It is time the Republicans find the next Ronald Regan to stop this.

Quite right Brother BJ, but it sure won't be that Rudolph Vermicelli dago out of Jew York City. He loves the homers and such.

And that McCain fellow is a puppet of the viet-kong slants, like a time-bomb waiting to go off.

Jesus, send us your choice please!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

Pssssst!

I reserve judgment on Hargove until he comes to Landover and signs a letter of understanding with the Pastor's. That last thing we need is to put up another lose cannon like that tree hugger Theodore Roosevelt.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

Chicago is in Indonesia?

No, I'd read that he spent some of his childhood years there.

But now I see:

http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0930136.html

Barack Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961 to an American mother and a Kenyan father. When he was two, his parents, who had met as students at the University of Hawaii, divorced. Obama's Harvard-educated father then returned to Kenya, where he worked in the economics ministry. Obama lived in Indonesia with his mother and stepfather for part of his childhood, returning to Hawaii to finish high school. He graduated from Columbia University, where he majored in political science and specialized in international relations. He then attended Harvard Law School, graduated magna cum laude, and served as the first African-American president of the Harvard Law Review. After law school, he worked as a community organizer and a civil rights lawyer in Chicago.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

I thought he came from Indonesia. Wouldn't that make him ineligible?

Perhaps their reigning emperor has worked some sort of voodoo sorcery on the U.S. government, allowing their citizens to circumvent the Constitution and inflitrate our highest offices. In that case, perhaps I should nominate my weekend cleaning boy (the one with the thirteen-inch tail), as I'm sure he'd do a better job than Barry Hussein Osama.

Brother Worthington is absolutely right, though. The 13th Amendment, like so many others, was shunted through the courts by activist judges and a power-mad president who would stop at nothing to impose their bigoted agenda on Americans of faith. Do you think the banning of our most sacred institution would ever have passed a popular vote?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A Negro Commander-in-Chief? What an Obamanation!

No, I'd read that he spent some of his childhood years there.

But now I see:

http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0930136.html

But still, Obama was born in Chicago. That alone makes him a foreign national, right?