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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #1

    2008 Presidential Candidate Freak Show

    I am getting pretty frightened by the candidates running for President in 2008. Among the so-called "major candidates," it's starting to look like a freak show:

    For the DEMONcrats, you have a skinny Nigra buck trained to talk like a White man, a daughter of Lesbos, a pudgy Mex'can governor of New Mex'co (is he even legally allowed here?), an unemployed shyster trial lawyer, and a pathological plagerist.

    On the Godly Republican side, you have a divorced wop from New York City, a former informant for the North Vietnamese, a Mormon cultist, and a baptist that converted to a Cathy-lick.

    So far, I am siding with Godly former Governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee. The thing that convinced me to support him is when he got a cell phone call from God (who is a really big fan of Gov. Huckabee and other Republicans) at the Republican Governor's Conference in 2004.
  • Rev. Dr. Davidson
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2007
    • 1439

    #2
    Re: 2008 Presidential Candidate Freak Show

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    So far, I am siding with Godly former Governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee. The thing that convinced me to support him is when he got a cell phone call from God (who is a really big fan of Gov. Huckabee and other Republicans) at the Republican Governor's Conference in 2004.

    If only Cliton hadn't given Arkansas a bad name. People may take his home state into consideration, and put him on the same plate as Billy.

    Originally, I am from the great state of Arkansas, and hate to see its name tarnished. Why, Boon county AR was the site of a great American institution some years back. You never hear of the Godly republicans there anymore, and I feel it is a shame.
    "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
    (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: 2008 Presidential Candidate Freak Show

      I know this has been discussed before, but I wonder if 2008 isn't the year that our own beloved Pastor Pistle couldn't be coaxed into making a run for the White House. A more Godly leader I cannot imagine.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Wash O'Hanley
        Debate Moderator (and participant)
        Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
        Louder Than Reason
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2126

        #4
        Re: 2008 Presidential Candidate Freak Show

        If President Bush gets taken out of office due to his 8 year limit being up the terrorists will truely win. We're in the middle of an ultra-successful crusade/war/ethnic cleansing.
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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: 2008 Presidential Candidate Freak Show

          Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
          If President Bush gets taken out of office due to his 8 year limit being up the terrorists will truely win. We're in the middle of an ultra-successful crusade/war/ethnic cleansing.
          You are right Brother Wash, Bush is the right man, in the right job at the right time. The term limit amendment was to stop that cripple from taking the country over during WWII. The writers of it never imagined the kind of threat America faces in the War on Terror. We are not talking Japanese and Germans but Islamic Terorists now! Bush needs at lest eight more years.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Virginia Day Templeton
            Christ's Battle Axe
             
            • Dec 2006
            • 2827

            #6
            Re: 2008 Presidential Candidate Freak Show

            The sheer backwardness of Demoncrats never ceases to amaze. Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into the Oral Orifice, and they fell head over heels trying to cover up his debauchery. Now our Godly GWB finally takes action after centuries of raghead persecution of Christians and other minorities, and how do the Dems respond? By calling for his impeachment and assassination! Soon enough they'll toe the party line right into the bowels of Hell, and they'll be none the wiser.
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            • H. Montague Worthington
              True Christian™ Entrepreneur
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2716

              #7
              Re: 2008 Presidential Candidate Freak Show

              The sheer backwardness of Demoncrats never ceases to amaze. Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into the Oral Orifice, and they fell head over heels trying to cover up his debauchery.
              How can you fault Godly President Bush for doing EVERYTHING the EXACT OPPOSITE of Evil Bill Clinton? Not only has the White House has been sodomy-free for six plus years now, there probably hasn't even been an erection on the premises except when Rush Limbaugh visited.

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              • Kyley
                • Feb 2007
                • 21

                #8
                Re: 2008 Presidential Candidate Freak Show

                Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                If President Bush gets taken out of office due to his 8 year limit being up the terrorists will truely win. We're in the middle of an ultra-successful crusade/war/ethnic cleansing.

                All our president need do is declare a state of emergency and suspend the 2008 elections. Then he can remain president until we have defeated every raghead terrorist! It's the right thing to do, after all.
                Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-15-2007, 12:17 AM. Reason: Ask, and ye shall receive.

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                • Kyley
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 21

                  #9
                  Re: 2008 Presidential Candidate Freak Show

                  Forgive me Jesus, for I have misspelled due: Please consider 'due' in my above post to be 'do'.
                  Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 02-14-2007, 04:19 PM. Reason: Jesus forgive BJ

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