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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #16
    Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

    Originally posted by Ned Oswald Odles IV. View Post
    I, and quite a few like myself, happen to think that Michelle would look pretty sexy in Pirate Regalia!!!

    HOT HOT HOT!!! Barack is one lucky man!

    RAmen
    That's not much of a caption, butt-pirate.

    How about, "Jesus can't help you tonight . . . You gotta sleep sometime, ho!"
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Virginia Day Templeton
        Christ's Battle Axe
         
        • Dec 2006
        • 2827
        #17
        Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

        For some reason, the woman on the left reminds me of Fay Wray.
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          • MidwestCatLady
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 164
            #18
            Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

            [QUOTE=Bethany Covington;342451]


            I'z gunna hab da secrit service beat yo lilly white ass jus as soon as ma man is done and yo be in dat parkin lot 'lone - dat'll wipe de smirk off yo cracker face fur sure!
            sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
            21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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              • Professor Tyeisha X
                WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2009
                • 293
                #19
                Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!



                "Ugh! I can't believe I have to sit next to this filthy, stinky White Frenchwoman! I saw those nude pics of her...shame on her for promoting pornography and the reinforcement of sexist stereotypes of women as mere sex objects. She's just a trophy wife for that RACIST, FASCIST, SEXIST, RELIGIONIST, HOMOPHOBE Nicolas Sarkozy. Typical men. After Barack gets re-elected in 2012, I'm going to continue his dynasty in 2016 and usher in a new era of AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMEN controlling the White House! I'm going to institute slavery reparations which our people have long deserved to get, and disband our racist, fascist military."
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                Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567
                    #20
                    Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post





                    "Ugh! I can't believe I have to sit next to this filthy, stinky White Frenchwoman! I saw those nude pics of her...shame on her for promoting pornography and the reinforcement of sexist stereotypes of women as mere sex objects. She's just a trophy wife for that RACIST, FASCIST, SEXIST, RELIGIONIST, HOMOPHOBE Nicolas Sarkozy. Typical men. After Barack gets re-elected in 2012, I'm going to continue his dynasty in 2016 and usher in a new era of AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMEN controlling the White House! I'm going to institute slavery reparations which our people have long deserved to get, and disband our racist, fascist military."
                    Great. Now I'll have nightmares of looters like Professor Caintgetnos X claiming that they deserve the wealth others have created, simply because the greedy, lazy little children in adult bodies want it. Probably want to steal my hotel, even!

                    Oh, a caption.

                    "I bet she doesn't have to spend hundreds of dollars on relaxer and hours every month at the hairstylist to get that beautiful, straight hair. Maybe Tina Turner's got it right, and I should shave my head and wear wigs."
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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453
                        #21
                        Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                        "What does she have that I don't not have?"
                        "Good breeding, good looks, elegance,..... "
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                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996
                            #22
                            Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                            For some reason, the woman on the left reminds me of Fay Wray.
                            Maybe it's the context.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • pesterking
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 9
                                #23
                                Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                                she is the presidents wife. You loose blasphemy deleted HAHA,, god didnt pull through on that one for you did he?

                                blasphemy deleted

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                                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                    Salvation from Above
                                    God's Favorite Pilot™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2008
                                    • 6309
                                    #24
                                    Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                                    Click image for larger version Name: michele.jpg Views: 1 Size: 18.9 KB ID: 1907270

                                    Oh my GOD! Was that you!?!? It smells like a sulfur truck crashed into a rendering plant!!!
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                                    Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                                    God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                                    Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 8622
                                        #25
                                        Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!



                                        "Oooh I hate this white bitch! I'm supposed to be the prettiest First Lady in the World. Maybe once she gets some acid splashed in her face, the competition will be more even..."

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                                          • JennyD
                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                            Sweet Placid Sister
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Dec 2007
                                            • 9567
                                            #26
                                            Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post


                                            "French people . . . <sniff><sniff> That Jean Nate ain't covering up three weeks of stank, yo!"
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                                              • Buford T Scoggins
                                                Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 911
                                                #27
                                                Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!



                                                If Obama's squeeze talking:

                                                "You jus' wait 'till you've had 8 kids (only kept 2 of 'em) and 6 abortions like me, yor ass gonna be twice the size of mine."

                                                If Carla Bruni talking:

                                                "There goes the neighborhood."
                                                yours in Christ,
                                                Brother Buford

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                                                The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
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                                                  • lord warrior
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 406
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                                                    Mrs Obamanation: I wonder how much bleach i'd have to use to be as pretty as her.

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                                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 5131
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!



                                                        'I don't know what you're trying to do, but your hand had better be moved in ten seconds!'
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                                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15708
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                                                            I have moved BNP's faggy, whiny posts to here

                                                            BNP's I'm a Whiny Queer Thread - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                                                            http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24134
                                                            Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


                                                            They had nothing to do with this thread.

                                                            I dunno why queers always gotta whine so much and ruin perfectly good threads.
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