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Best caption wins dinner for four at the Olive Garden on Indian Massacre Rd. and Main St.
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"I want that French bitch tied spreadeagle in the Lincoln bedroom NOW!"
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Made it myself
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Not made by me, but I wish I had.Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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"Damn. I fell for it. 'Pull my finger.'"Comment
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"I'll bet she's tender and delicious after boiling in a pot for several hours."Comment
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"I'm looking at you like my hubby used to look at Hillary!"
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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"Think you're going to Heaven? I'll drag you down to Hell with me, b*tch!"Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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"Bitch, you better not be lookin' at my man! I'll cut a white ho!"Comment
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You can pray all you want bitch, I ain't going anywhere!
Yours in Christ,
Bethany Angelica Covington
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"You betta' nat' be lookin' fah' mah' watuhmeluns', white biyatch'."
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.Comment
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Ethnics are like children. If they don't take their nap they get cranky.
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"You DID NOT just slip some escargot into my purse!"Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.Comment
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I, and quite a few like myself, happen to think that Michelle would look pretty sexy in Pirate Regalia!!!
HOT HOT HOT!!! Barack is one lucky man!
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