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  • Wash O'Hanley
    Debate Moderator (and participant)
    Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
    Louder Than Reason
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2126

    #1

    God breaks Hillary Clinton's elbow

    Liberal media:
    http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/...arm/index.html

    WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fractured her right elbow Wednesday during a fall, State Department officials said.
    Clinton fell Wednesday afternoon on her way to the White House and was taken to George Washington University Hospital. She was treated and released, and will have surgery to repair her elbow in coming weeks.
    "Secretary Clinton appreciates the professionalism and kindness she received from the medical team who treated her this evening and looks forward to resuming her full schedule soon," said Cheryl Mills, a State Department spokeswoman.
    HAW-HAW! I bet Hillary will try and throw some tax payer money at her elbow and hopes that fixes it.
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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: God breaks Hillary Clinton's elbow

    Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
    Liberal media:


    HAW-HAW! I bet Hillary will try and throw some tax payer money at her elbow and hopes that fixes it.
    I'll bet the Truth(r) is that she got into a lezbean lovers spat with that wetback Sonia Sortamanure. She turned up with a broken foot, now Hellary has a broken elbow....
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • H. Montague Worthington
      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2716

      #3
      Re: God breaks Hillary Clinton's elbow

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I'll bet the Truth® is that she got into a lezbean lovers spat with that wetback Sonia Sortamanure. She turned up with a broken foot, now Hellary has a broken elbow....
      You're probably right, Pastor Zeke. What are the odds that two lezbeans would fracture different body parts in the same month? I'll bet it's astronomical, them odds. And the bogus excuse-- "injured in a fall"-- right! Roughhouse bedroom play is the ONLY possible explanation.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: God breaks Hillary Clinton's elbow

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        You're probably right, Pastor Zeke. What are the odds that two lezbeans would fracture different body parts in the same month? I'll bet it's astronomical, them odds. And the bogus excuse-- "injured in a fall"-- right! Roughhouse bedroom play is the ONLY possible explanation.
        Well we have two sources on this so it must be true that Hilary Clinton and Sonia Sotomayer are running a secluded lesbian love in nest in West Virginia were they film themselves murdering school kids. Clearly this broken elbow is just the first step in God's revenge upon these sinners.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • Larry Lee
          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
          True Christian™ Theologian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 4464

          #5
          Re: God breaks Hillary Clinton's elbow

          I'll be watching Nancy Pelosi real closely for the next few days.

          I'm just saying.
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          I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: God breaks Hillary Clinton's elbow

            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
            I'll be watching Nancy Pelosi real closely for the next few days.

            I'm just saying.
            Foot . . . then elbow . . . what's next? Neck?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • TC Patriot
              AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2008
              • 1060

              #7
              Re: God breaks Hillary Clinton's elbow

              I hope she goes to Canada to get it treated. With their socialist medical system Hellary will be lucky if she gets an aspirin.

              Jesus is making her suffer!

              Jesus loves Dick



              Cheney/Palin 2012

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