Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold
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But let’s just entertain the idea for a moment. If Trump ever did decide to pick up a pen and draw, say, during a 30-second break from solving Middle East peace or personally lowering gas prices, it would be the greatest work of art since Creation. I mean that literally. Genesis, Chapter One, followed immediately by “Untitled, by Donald J. Trump.”

Art historians would weep. Museums would fight for it. The Louvre would offer to rename itself “The Trumvre.” The drawing in question (which I’m sure was tasteful, elegant, and spiritually uplifting) would likely have healing properties if printed on a throw pillow.
And meanwhile, the New York Times is over here clutching its pearls because the President might have drawn a curvy line on a cocktail napkin 30 years ago. Give me a break. The Sistine Chapel is full of unclothed bodies, but when Trump doodles something, it’s suddenly a constitutional crisis.
Honestly, I say let him sell his “lewd” art. He’d outsell Picasso in a week, then donate the proceeds to struggling luxury landlords who’ve had to endure the unspeakable horror of Zohran Mamdani existing within city limits.
These people don’t want the truth. They just can’t handle the fact that even Trump’s alleged doodles are more newsworthy than anything they’ve done in their entire careers.
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