[Isabella White]

Monopoly, whack-a-mole, invading Greenland. In fact, I think it's probably time to release some Epstein files to stop everyone talking about this silly Iran story.

Oh, of course, dear Brother Dr. Toole. However, let us ensure that when those Epstein files do get released, that only the pages with Bill Clintton's name in them be highlighted; otherwise, the dastardly DEMON-rats will be waiting to pounce — mercilessly!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Attention "friends" (enemies).

“[W]e no longer ‘need,’ or desire, the NATO Countries’ assistance – WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea.” He added: “In fact, speaking as President of the United States of America, by far the Most Powerful Country Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!”

[Johny Joe Hold]

Attention "friends" (enemies).

Now you're talkin' Dr. Toole. No one is better able to assess our strengths than the President. Other countries' help to keep open that little creek the Iranian rag heads have closed, who needs 'em?

While we're on the subject of oil and gasoline prices, let's all keep in mind higher gasoline prices are not a burden. They are nothing. Pay the price, don't complain and support our President.