Support Our Godly Surge

[H. Montague Worthington]

Dearest Brothers and Sisters,

We are in a Godly Crusade Against the Dark and Evil Forces of Godless Islamo-Fascism™. I know this because approximately 26 different members of the Bush administration came out this past week using roughly the same exact words to describe Our Ongoing Heroic Struggle For Freedom and The American Way©.

Given the seriousness of Our Ongoing and Epic Battle Against The Assembling Forces of Darkness™, it is IMPERITIVE that we all do our part in The Monumental Struggle Against The Sinister Army of Wicked Islamo-Fascist Immorality®. With this in mind, I thought I would begin a helpful thread to brainstorm about ideas that might help defeat The Never-Ending Malevolent Threat to Our Godly Christian-American Homeland©:

1. Report people with brown skin to The Department of Homeland Security inferior citizen registration system.
2. Ridicule and belittle anyone you encounter with a funny, foreign-sounding name or skin that is darker than a pair of khaki pants.
3. When in public settings, talk loudly about your desire to kill all foreigners and exterminate all Muslims or non-Christians. Scowl menacingly at anyone that seems to disagree, and keep your hand near your sidearm just in case you need to use it.
4. Stand in reverent attention and present a military salute every time you see an image of Our Glorious and Infallible Commander-in-Chief™.
5. Proudly drive the biggest SUV or industrial-strength truck you can afford, and be sure to cover the rear of the vehicle in patriotic magnets and bumper stickers.
6. Encourage the poor and the brown to enlist in The Never-Ending Holy Struggle Against International Islamo-Fascist Terror©.
7. Keep a vest made of dynamite available in case you need to use it.
8. Outfit your golf cart with a bazooka and automatic weapons in case The Brown Ones decide to revolt.


Any other ideas would be appreciated.

Yours in reverence for Our Glorious and Infallible Commander-in-Chief in his Heroic and Never-Ending Epic Struggle Against The Evil ** gasp ** of Radical International Islamo-Fascist Terror (Pat. Pend.).

In him,

Monty

[Larry Lee]

Re: Support Our Godly Surge

Indeed, Brother, we must all pull our own weight for this great country and demonize the DEMONcraps every chance we get. No shirking! The epithet you hestitate to throw at a DEMONcrap could well be the one that would have hurt their feelings and caused them to come over to our side of sweetness and truth.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Support Our Godly Surge

Indeed, Brother, we must all pull our own weight for this great country and demonize the DEMONcraps every chance we get. No shirking! The epithet you hesitate to throw at a DEMONcrap could well be the one that would have hurt their feelings and caused them to come over to our side of sweetness and truth.

As always, our Monty is more eloquent than I can ever be, and he's addressed this same issue -- more or less -- on another forum. I reproduce his post below, for the greater glory of our Lord Jesus Christ:

The Vicious, Hateful Left

An isolated comment on a blog calling for an ironic misfortune to befall Our Courageous Vice Commander-in-Chief© during A Time of War™ is inexcusable! But calling for the poisoning of a Supreme Court justice or the assassination of a foreign leader by a former Presidential candidate on national TV is hilarious.

--H. Montague Worthington, Billionaire

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Support Our Godly Surge

1. Report people with brown skin to The Department of Homeland Security inferior citizen registration system.
2. Ridicule and belittle anyone you encounter with a funny, foreign-sounding name or skin that is darker than a pair of khaki pants.
3. When in public settings, talk loudly about your desire to kill all foreigners and exterminate all Muslims or non-Christians. Scowl menacingly at anyone that seems to disagree, and keep your hand near your sidearm just in case you need to use it.
4. Stand in reverent attention and present a military salute every time you see an image of Our Glorious and Infallible Commander-in-Chief™.
5. Proudly drive the biggest SUV or industrial-strength truck you can afford, and be sure to cover the rear of the vehicle in patriotic magnets and bumper stickers.
6. Encourage the poor and the brown to enlist in The Never-Ending Holy Struggle Against International Islamo-Fascist Terror©.
7. Keep a vest made of dynamite available in case you need to use it.
8. Outfit your golf cart with a bazooka and automatic weapons in case The Brown Ones decide to revolt.*

Any other ideas would be appreciated.

9. Poison Lentil Beans.
10. Crush old Nissan and Toyota trucks (an Al qaeda stand-by).
11. Make burning George Bush look-alike dolls and American Flags a crime punishable by total nuclear annihilation.

* Please tell me they aren't allowed at your country club, Brother Worthington.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Support Our Godly Surge

12. Set fires at health-food stores and restaurants selling unAmerican food.
13. Hand out Chick Tracts on Saturdays in front of joo "churches".
14. Lock and/or block all emergency exits, then toss smokebombs into sodomite nightclubs.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Support Our Godly Surge

I recommend finding a phone book in the nearest city and look for any brown-sounding names, and report them to our Department of Faith officials.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Support Our Godly Surge

Indeed, Brother, we must all pull our own weight for this great country and demonize the DEMONcraps every chance we get. No shirking! The epithet you hestitate to throw at a DEMONcrap could well be the one that would have hurt their feelings and caused them to come over to our side of sweetness and truth.

Brother Lee has pointed out the real problem here; The Left. They are the real enemy of America. They are the ones we need to fight tooth and nail. Al Quida would be nothing if it weren't for the liberals. We must attacka and hound all leftest until they come arround to our thinking.