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  • Those Lying Liberal Media Liars!

    The effete liberal whiners at the Joo-lovin' New York Times are out with another bogus poll to try and make Our Heroic and Exceedingly Competent Commander-in-Chief look bad. They claim that Godly President George W. Bush's approval rating has dropped into the 20s.

    Over all, Mr. Bush’s job approval remains at one of its lowest points, with 29 percent of all Americans saying they approve of the way he is doing his job, compared with 34 percent at the end of October. Sixty-one percent disapproved, compared with 58 percent in October, within the margin of sampling error.

    Twenty-three percent of those polled approved of the way Mr. Bush is dealing with the situation in Iraq. Twenty-five percent approved of his handling of foreign policy.

    Even the president’s campaign against terrorism, long his signature issue, is seen positively by only 40 percent of those polled, while 53 percent disapprove.
    Well I conducted my own poll in downtown Freehold this morning, and Mr. Bush's support was unwavering and steadfast, just like the man himself. Of the 19 people I asked, all 19 pledged eternal devotion to the greatest President ever, and the heroic architect of America's brilliant plan to take over, er, transform the Middle East into a Western-style democracy with plenty of free parking and Orlando-based franchise theme restaurants (with never-ending salad and breadsticks) spaced neatly every 35 blocks.

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    Re: Those Lying Liberal Media Liars!

    Make that 20 OUT OF 20 people surveyed. My devotion to Dear Leader is central to my identity as a human being.
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      I hope this thread is not suggestion there is a traitor in Freehold? I mean we do our best in the Security Service to weed fifth columnist out. If you have names please call the church's 1-800-tip-JESuS number.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Next to Jesus Christ, there is no one I admire more than George W. Bush. And the fact that he was hand-picked by Jesus Christ Himself, it makes me admire him even more.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          Re: Those Lying Liberal Media Liars!

          Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
          They claim that Godly President George W. Bush's approval rating has dropped into the 20s.
          W.'s approval rating is still in healthy double figures... it's his IQ that is in the 20s!

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            Originally posted by vestal_mastebation View Post
            W.'s approval rating is still in healthy double figures... it's his IQ that is in the 20s!
            Friend,

            What does Bush's approval rating have to do with anything? What ever posted in the media is doubtless a liberal lie and Bush' approval rating with Jesus is 100%, and that is the one who counts. As for Bush IQ, what is that next to Jesus? So what if Bush is ignorant, we all are ignorant. Bush has the sense to let Jesus do the thinking.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

            Hot Must ReadThreads!


            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              Re: Those Lying Liberal Media Liars!

              Originally posted by vestal_mastebation View Post
              W.'s approval rating is still in healthy double figures... it's his IQ that is in the 20s!
              Friend, you do know that to be in the 20s is to be in double figures, don't you? In fact, the only way his approval rating could not be in double figures is if fell below 10%, or went past 99%.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Next to Jesus Christ, there is no one I admire more than George W. Bush. And the fact that he was hand-picked by Jesus Christ Himself, it makes me admire him even more.
                Jesus Christ made the perfect choice! Without George W. Bush as President we would have never had the chance to go into the Middle East and finish what the catylickers could never do. It's them or Us, and we have Jesus, so I'm certain that it'll be us who prevail.
                Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                  Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                  Jesus Christ made the perfect choice! Without George W. Bush as President we would have never had the chance to go into the Middle East and finish what the catylickers could never do. It's them or Us, and we have Jesus, so I'm certain that it'll be us who prevail.
                  President Bush's strategy in Vietraq is helping US soldiers to meet Jesus.

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                    Re: Those Lying Liberal Media Liars!

                    Originally posted by vestal_mastebation View Post
                    President Bush's strategy in Vietraq is helping US soldiers to meet Jesus.
                    Hmm, that makes sense, but somehow I can't help but think something's not right in the presentation of your thought.

                    Oh, yes. You misspelled Iraq!

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                      if its His will, then so be it. friend, we aren't crusading across the middle east for no reason. we are sharing the love of God and america through the heads of our bunker busting bombs. if a pour soldier is killed, he will certainly be welcomed with open arms in Heaven. as long as we republicans are around, our supply of soldiers will never decrease. besides, I believe the Lord will return January 20, 2009, when George W Bush leaves office and ascends to Heaven. It's only fitting.

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                        I can't stand it when libs compare the War Against Iraq to 9/11. The American Christians who died on 9/11 were MURDERED, while our brave soldiers in Iraqistan are WILLINGLY LAYING DOWN THEIR LIVES to protect our freedom and defend Jesus. Sure, a few hundred thousand Iraqi civilians got caught in the crossfire, but they're neither Christians nor Americans, so who really cares if they go to Hell sooner rather than later?

                        And don't forget that we wouldn't even BE in Iraq if Saddam hadn't attacked us on 9/11. Comparing the two is like saying Hiroshima and Nagasaki were "worse" than Pearl Harbor—in other words, it's completely insane!
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                          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                          And don't forget that we wouldn't even BE in Iraq if Saddam hadn't attacked us on 9/11.
                          Saddam bin Laden?

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                            Re: Those Lying Liberal Media Liars!

                            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                            The effete liberal whiners at the Joo-lovin' New York Times are out with another bogus poll to try and make Our Heroic and Exceedingly Competent Commander-in-Chief look bad. They claim that Godly President George W. Bush's approval rating has dropped into the 20s.

                            Well I conducted my own poll in downtown Freehold this morning, and Mr. Bush's support was unwavering and steadfast, just like the man himself. Of the 19 people I asked, all 19 pledged eternal devotion to the greatest President ever, and the heroic architect of America's brilliant plan to take over, er, transform the Middle East into a Western-style democracy with plenty of free parking and Orlando-based franchise theme restaurants (with never-ending salad and breadsticks) spaced neatly every 35 blocks.
                            On another note of good news, the Texas based company (a subsidiary of Worthington Enterprises?) that manufactures Purple Heart Medals for our Godly Troops in Iraquistan is happy to report a brisk business. Another sign of a robust Republican economy, thanks to our Godly President.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              Re: Those Lying Liberal Media Liars!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              On another note of good news, the Texas based company (a subsidiary of Worthington Enterprises?) that manufactures Purple Heart Medals for our Godly Troops in Iraquistan is happy to report a brisk business. Another sign of a robust Republican economy, thanks to our Godly President.
                              You're DARN RIGHT, Pastor Zeke!! The American Economy is BOOMING thanks to The Incredibly Brilliant Leadership of Our Godly and Absolutely 110% Competent Chief Executive!!

                              Casket makers can't keep up with demand, and sales are at an all time high.

                              The unemployment rate among Repo Men is almost ZERO-- think of it, ZERO unemployment in a very rapidly growing sector of the economy!

                              The shipping industry is booming. Shipping companies are making billions upon billions by sending jobs and giant piles of money toward China, and bringing back tons of Wal-Mart products and exotic diseases!

                              I have a friend that evicts people from their homes when their loans default, and he's backlogged since February with all the work that anybody wants*.

                              I have another friend that builds steel-and-concrete fallout shelters and gasoline hoarding tanks for tract homes in gated communities-- again, so much work that he struggles to keep up with demand and hires anyone with a pulse*!

                              The pharmecutical, oil, energy, botox, and handgun sectors of the economy are enjoying record sales and profits, with full employment*.

                              I tell you, George W. Bush is the Greatest US President at least since Herbert Hoover, but probably way back to McKinley! GLORY!!

                              * Nigras need not apply.
                              Last edited by H. Montague Worthington; 05-29-2007, 06:52 PM.

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