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Bow your head with me in joyous thanksgiving for the news that our Godly War President tarys no longer in permitting the Iranians to share our air and pursue the nuclear destruction of Christianity.
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Praise godly GWB!Bow your head with me in joyous thanksgiving for the news that our Godly War President tarys no longer in permitting the Iranians to share our air and pursue the nuclear destruction of Christianity.
Iranians will cry for trying to destroy Christianity with nuclear weapons!
I trust only Jesus and God
Soon in Christ
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Raputer here we come
I even better news the Church is going to open a special Plutonium Tithers level that will aid the Iranians in bring on Armageddon so Christ may return. Plutonium Tithers will buy Iran a nuclear tipped missile targeted at a Blue State or European city of their choice!
At that will be left is for us to sit back in Landover's luxury spa bunker in West Virginian* watch Christ's enemies slaughter each other on TV and then be Raptured off to heaven, in style and freshly manacured. Then we can watch Jesus finish off the sinful from Heaven itself with front row seats to the all time greatest massacre of humanity! PRAISE JESUS indeed!
* Do note Tin Tither will be issued suicide pills since they are not going to make it Heaven anyway so why burden our resources at this critical juncture? Remember Tin Tithers, the life you save by going to hell will be a better Christian’s.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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PRAISE JESUS!Originally posted by Larry Lee View PostBow your head with me in joyous thanksgiving for the news that our Godly War President tarys no longer in permitting the Iranians to share our air and pursue the nuclear destruction of Christianity.
Lets hope the Godly GWB sets them straight.
Death to the Iranian infidels!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Praise George Bush.
We have our President and God on our side.
Even the Gooks are so afraid of the U.S of A that they have started to make these exploding action figures for free for us to send out as gifts to the children of Iran. Pull a string at the back of the figure and it yells out "Take this Mutha ****" and explodes into a fireball sending shards of metal and molten plastic all over these Trainee G.I. killers.
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Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Our Savior/President Knows What's Best...
...for us. I just want to put a stop to those who doubt our president/savior's sanity, intelligence, sobriety, integrity and (yes Hugo) his divinity! The president we worship is second only to Jesus Christ in HIS wisdom and grace.Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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I doubt him! He's an idiot!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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The only idiot here is you, "Licksie".
(http://home.att.net/~jackthompson/page831.htm)Originally posted by website
You are so blinded by your own homer urges that you cannot fathom God's (ie George W Bush's) Wisdom and Love(tm). I have notified the United States' Department of Faith as to your status, and they are looking into the matter. Convert while there is time (contact your nearest Landover pastor to get on a Salvation(r) payment plan)Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Praise Jesus and HALLELUAH! I cannot wait to see those camel-humping demons evaporated (or at least given enough of a dose of radiation to make them slowly and painfully rot and decay off their very own skeleton, while rendering the land around their desert cesspool a wasteland for the next 500+ years) by Jesus and GWB! GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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GWB is spiritual enough!
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For once I have to agree,Dubya IS spiritual enough.Originally posted by Andreas View PostGWB is spiritual enough!
When compared to a gnat.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.Comment
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Much as I enthusiastically agree with the sprit of your post, I must take issue with your use of the phrase "next 500+ years."Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostPraise Jesus and HALLELUAH! I cannot wait to see those camel-humping demons evaporated (or at least given enough of a dose of radiation to make them slowly and painfully rot and decay off their very own skeleton, while rendering the land around their desert cesspool a wasteland for the next 500+ years) by Jesus and GWB! GLORY!!O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Lilith, your wry Kiwi vileness does not escape the Lord's notice, nor Dubya's. You've heard of extraordinary rendition, perhaps?Originally posted by lilith View PostFor once I have to agree,Dubya IS spiritual enough.
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I disagree, Lilith. I'd say he is spiritual enough compared to a tur...uh, bodily refuse.Originally posted by lilith View PostFor once I have to agree,Dubya IS spiritual enough.
When compared to a gnat.
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Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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I was speaking metaphorically. Jesus will return far sooner than that, and restore things to their original Garden of Eden condition....minus that one nasty tree, one hopes.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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