The Obamacare Death Squads

[H. Montague Worthington]

Since I'm only 11 1/2 months away from my 65th birthday, I have begun putting my affairs in order in anticipation of Obama's Senior Citizen Health Care Death Squads. According to what I've heard on Fox News, from Sarah Palin, and from a drifter sitting next to me on a recent bus trip I took through rural Alabama, the day that Health Care Reform legislation is signed into law the Death Squads will begin scouring the country putting seniors to death. It will be like a hazy, hallucinogenic mixture of "Triumph of the Will," "Logan's Run," "Soylent Green," and "C.H.U.D." (with Obama himself popping out of the sewers).

The only question I have is, what will Obama's Senior Citizen Death Squads do with the lifeless bodies of all of us over the age of 65?

[Nobar King]

Re: The Obamacare Death Squads

Brother Monty, you are so lucky that they are going to come take you away next year. 2010 is the ONLY year that the death tax is repealed, so your considerable fortune will be left entirely to your heirs, with none going to the greedy feds.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Obamacare Death Squads

Brother Monty, you are so lucky that they are going to come take you away next year. 2010 is the ONLY year that the death tax is repealed, so your considerable fortune will be left entirely to your heirs, with none going to the greedy feds.

GLORY! Clearly Jesus is protecting His own here.

I can just see Bother Monty spitting into the face of the death squad when it comes to martyr Brother Monty like they martyred our Loving Savior(r).

"You may take my life sinners, but Christ has my soul and my money!" Brother Monty will say.

And Brother Monty will be hearing angels singing as Jesus welcomes Brother Monty home.

[JennyD]

Re: The Obamacare Death Squads

Why is there no "all of the above" option?

I also imagine that the Obamanoids will use the skins of the elderly to make soft, supple leather products.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: The Obamacare Death Squads

I might elicit caution in airing our grievances with the death squad issue.

I feel the real concern is over control of the death squads, not the death squads themselves.