Texas secession!

[Buford T Scoggins]

I'm sure ya'll remember last year when Osambo was running for president, that racist negro Reverend Jeremiah Wright was shouting "Goddamn America!" at his congregation. He obviously hates America, and therefore that proves Osambo (who pals around with terrorist negroes like Bill Ayers) also hates America. And let's not forget that Barack Hussein's squeeze, Michelle, was only proud of America for the first time in her life when her negro stud got nominated by the Demoncrats.

My point here is that I just hate people who hate America. I'm sure that ya'll agree.

In fact, down here in Texas, we hate those unpatriotic so-called "Americans" so much that we're gonna do the only decent thing: Secede from the Union! Well, actually we did that once before back in 1861, along with several other intelligent states that recognized our right to keep uppity negroes in their place:



Unfortunately, ACORN attacked us peace-loving southern folk, and forced us back into their evil Union. And now, they've attained their true goal: a gay negro Marxist president from Kenya. Not surprisingly, Osambo is already convening death panels to eliminate us white folk. He tried to murder Sarah Palin's baby. He's already organizing his fascist jackbooted AmeriCorps thugs to fight us peaceful teabaggers when we show up at townhall meetings (which is why we bring our AK-47s to protect ourselves). He wants to nationalize our Medicare. What's next - nationalizing Social Security?

Enough is enough! The time for action is now. Or more accurately, September 2, this coming Wednesday, when we Texans rally for independence.



We've already had one rally. It's heartwarming to hear Texans stand up and express their patriotism: We hate the United States!.





I'm sure ya'll will agree that Texans love their country more than anyone. Compare that to evil America-haters like Reverend Wright and the Barack Hussein clan.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[David Goldman]

Re: Texas secession!

Wow! If Texas becomes its own country, then George Bush can be president again!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Texas secession!

The only problem with Texas and other states secceeding from America is that we can never have another Texan as President of the United States. We'll be forced to pick a weak-willed Republican (Pawlenty? McConnell? Boehner? Enzi?) that doesn't have the guts to start a war and make the Democrats like it. At least Dick Cheney will still be a part of the post-Texas America....

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Texas secession!

Wow! If Texas becomes its own country, then George Bush can be president again!

Right, and he won't even have to do battle with unelected liberal activist judges like those who wanted to usurp democracy and choose Algor as President. In fact, as an independent country, Texas won't be bound by the heathenish U.S. Constitution at all, but will instead be free to return to God's Law.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Texas secession!

I found this story about the rally were they brought over 200 people to Texas capital to get the Freedom Train started.

http://www.texasobserver.org/blog/?p=1369

While the writer puts a libretard spin on it I think he convers the points well. This quote from Daniel Miller was very moving.

At one point, Miller drew the crowd’s attention to the statue of Lady Liberty on top of the Capitol.

“When they raised her to the top of this Capitol they wanted to face her south so she would forever have her back turned to that nation to the north that knew not liberty,” he told the almost entirely white crowd.

The Texas state capital was designed on 1881 so the Texans were correctly pointing out the digesting Northern War of Aggression were the left denied good Americans the liberty to own other humans beings.

Without property rights there are no rights at all. If some activist judge points at some scrap of paper that says you can not do something, like force other people to work 14 hours a day in a farm field for no pay, that judge as taken your right's away and treated you no better than the slaves you own. No freeman should be tried like he treats the other people he has imprisoned for his own economic gain. Such an act is offensive to Christian civilization.

Sure slavery is morally offensive, but slavers are the very people whose rights we must defend to protect our own.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Texas secession!

Sure slavery is morally offensive

My husband, Mr. Whitford, saw this and told to say that we disagree with that statement. All morality comes from God. God is not offended by slavery, just the mistreatment of them. Therefore slavery is not morally offensive.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Texas secession!

My husband, Mr. Whitford, saw this and told to say that we disagree with that statement. All morality comes from God. God is not offended by slavery, just the mistreatment of them. Therefore slavery is not morally offensive.

Perhaps I should clarify that statement after we discussed the issue with old Joe here at the station house; slavery is offensive to human morality. Of course Jesus seeing the big picture knows the slave holder is in the Right®, for the reasons I point out. You see us humans with our selfish depravity think it is somehow "unfair" to the people who are forced to be slaves. To them I point out, how is it fair you selfishly taking the slaver's property away, just because it is you body? No, the Bible says "though shall not steal". If your rights come at someone else's expense then they are not rights.

PS I gave Joe the afternoon off since he got a nasty knock on the head when he got to energetic waving his favorite baseball bat around before the discussion. Take good care of of him Sister Mary Maria.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Texas secession!

The only problem with Texas and other states secceeding from America is that we can never have another Texan as President of the United States. We'll be forced to pick a weak-willed Republican (Pawlenty? McConnell? Boehner? Enzi?) that doesn't have the guts to start a war and make the Democrats like it. At least Dick Cheney will still be a part of the post-Texas America....

Don't worry about this, Brother Montague. After we become independent down here in Texas, we'll almost certainly declare war on the other states to liberate them from liberals. Texas may be big, but we still need more lebensraum.

Onward Texas Christian soldiers!
Brother Buford

[JennyD]

Re: Texas secession!

Will Texas be governed by Pastor Deacon Fred?

[Musika]

Re: Texas secession!

I might have to move to Texas to bathe in the Republican glory. Florida is turning into a cess-pool of mexicans and liberals.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Texas secession!

I might have to move to Texas to bathe in the Republican glory. Florida is turning into a cess-pool of mexicans and liberals.

We got a Mexirican problem here in Texas, but don't you worry. Soon as we get independent, we're gonna deport them to California. Remember the Alamo!

We're already working on writing our new Constitution. I think we'll model it on the Patriot Act. You can rest assured that our Constitution is gonna ban the speaking of Spanish, abortion, socialized medicine, criticizing the president, political parties other than the Republicans, inferior races, and religions others than Christianity.

Let freedom ring!

Brother Buford

[David Goldman]

Re: Texas secession!

We got a Mexirican problem here in Texas, but don't you worry. Soon as we get independent, we're gonna deport them to California. Remember the Alamo!

We're already working on writing our new Constitution. I think we'll model it on the Patriot Act. You can rest assured that our Constitution is gonna ban the speaking of Spanish, abortion, socialized medicine, criticizing the president, political parties other than the Republicans, inferior races, and religions others than Christianity.

Let freedom ring!

Brother Buford

Praise be, that sounds like Heaven on Earth!

[Musika]

Re: Texas secession!

We got a Mexirican problem here in Texas, but don't you worry. Soon as we get independent, we're gonna deport them to California. Remember the Alamo!

We're already working on writing our new Constitution. I think we'll model it on the Patriot Act. You can rest assured that our Constitution is gonna ban the speaking of Spanish, abortion, socialized medicine, criticizing the president, political parties other than the Republicans, inferior races, and religions others than Christianity.

Let freedom ring!

Brother Buford

Sounds positively amazing Buford. If only the rest of the nation realized that God supports the policies you mentioned. Thankfully we have the scripture to back all of it up. They just have opinions, pff.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Texas secession!

Sounds positively amazing Buford. If only the rest of the nation realized that God supports the policies you mentioned. Thankfully we have the scripture to back all of it up. They just have opinions, pff.

Good news...we've added more great amendments to our proposed new Constitution of the Republic of Texas. All imports will be banned, which means we're gonna need lots of new factories. That will be great for our economy. To keep labor costs low, all prisoners (who will be housed in privatized prisons, of course) will be required to put in 18 hours/day work at prison factories.

Shouldn't be any problem to recruit workers. Homos will receive life imprisonment. Ditto for anyone who teaches evolution, sex education or global warming. And of course, all illegal immigrants or anyone who's had an abortion, can look forward to these lifetime employment opportunities.

For everyone else, there should be lots of new jobs too. We're gonna need plenty of prison guards and soldiers. Everyone knows that military spending is good for the economy - just look what it did for Halliburton!

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Texas secession!

Good news...we've added more great amendments to our proposed new Constitution of the Republic of Texas. All imports will be banned, which means we're gonna need lots of new factories. That will be great for our economy. To keep labor costs low, all prisoners (who will be housed in privatized prisons, of course) will be required to put in 18 hours/day work at prison factories.

This is great news for the Texian mining and lumber industries since right now Texas needs to import a lot of these resources. Freed from unfairly priced cheep foreign (non-Texian) competition those industries will boom.

Happy days will be here soon for Texas.